Post: #26

Off-Topic:

A couple weeks ago, I matched with a late 30s stately blonde woman on Bumble. She opens me, we get to talking, I tell her I'm an athlete, she mentions she's a former US Olympic swimmer. I googled her and found out she's kind of a big deal. Silver medalist back in her day.

Invited her over for some flirting over food and wine at my place but she wanted to go out somewhere, and I'm lazy, so I nexted her.

On-Topic:

I spoofed my Tinder location to the Olympic Village recently. I've never gotten such high quality, DTF matches.