Post: #1

What's your best excuse for kicking a girl out so you can get some sleep?

Mine would be: I gotta meet a friend at a bar for a drink, he just broke up with his GF. I need to go cheer him up

Post: #2

Depends on the time.

But always make it known beforehand, subtly or not. That way she can't get butthurt (some will) if you mention it afterwards.

I've rarely had to "kick girls out" - I just simply tell them I'm falling asleep and have to get up early. It's all truth.

If it's during the day, simply tell them you have somewhere to be.

You don't need to be detailed about it, women get it.


Some excuses I've used:

"I've gotta be up early"
"I've gotta be up at 4am"
"I'm a horrible sleeper"
"My friends are drunk and they need me as DD"
"I've gotta pick up a drunk buddy"

You honestly shouldn't really need excuses, you should be busy enough, and they should know better.

Post: #3

Just get her an uber. She'll be happy you're taking care of the bill back home and therefore you cannot be branded as asshole

Post: #4

Maybe I'm doing things diffrently to most people, but get me back on track for this:

Why do you need to kick a girl out after sex?

Shouldn't the girl you screened and spent a healthy amount of time gaming (assuming its not an online booty call) be likable enough that you would want to spend an entire night with her and maybe a bit of the morning?

Maybe this is a high quality problem that I dont know about, like you getting so much bitches over you dont wanna do anything with them?

I game regularly but I only move to close with the girls that kick all my masculine buttons into overdrive: feminine, beautiful and passionate. Dont even mind cooking breakfast for them since most of the time I wake up I feel like 'tis a girl I could spend a few months with, but I choose not to.

If you do kick a girl out, do you risk burning the bridge?

Post: #5

Install one of these in your bedroom.

Post: #6

(08-02-2016 07:06 PM)Dalaran1991 Wrote:  Maybe I'm doing things diffrently to most people, but get me back on track for this:

Why do you need to kick a girl out after sex?

Shouldn't the girl you screened and spent a healthy amount of time gaming (assuming its not an online booty call) be likable enough that you would want to spend an entire night with her and maybe a bit of the morning?

Maybe this is a high quality problem that I dont know about, like you getting so much bitches over you dont wanna do anything with them?

I game regularly but I only move to close with the girls that kick all my masculine buttons into overdrive: feminine, beautiful and passionate. Dont even mind cooking breakfast for them since most of the time I wake up I feel like 'tis a girl I could spend a few months with, but I choose not to.

If you do kick a girl out, do you risk burning the bridge?

I can't sleep with a girl beside me. They always wanna cuddle and it gets uncomfortable. It feels great for her, she can move around and shit but for me I'm completely trapped with her legs on my stomach and my arm under her neck. How does any guys sleep like this?

Even if she isn't on me, I'm a light sleeper so any noise or movement wakes me up.

I always feel like crap the next day from lack of sleep and zapped of energy from the sex. I don't want to waste the next day sleeping in and having to re-adjust my sleeping schedule again.

Sometimes I get sick from sleeping naked, sweaty with the AC on full blast. I can't see how this is worth it no matter how much I like the girl.

Post: #7

I'm with Dalaran. I prefer a girl to spend the night so it's a win/win. Half the time they excuse themselves after sex anyway, but I for one love falling asleep with a warm, sexy, soft little thing curled up with me. Bang her again in the morning.

The next day, though. Not really trying to spend all day with a girl. I'll just tell her I have things I gotta do. Unless she drove herself, take care of her ride. Drive her home, get her an uber, throw her a bus fair, whatever.

Post: #8

(08-02-2016 05:57 PM)Stickman Wrote:  What's your best excuse for kicking a girl out so you can get some sleep?

Mine would be: I gotta meet a friend at a bar for a drink, he just broke up with his GF. I need to go cheer him up

Too much thinking... and of course she will ask for some details about that story, to get her input in. This is deepening the problem you're trying to avoid in the first place! Go the Kaotic way by being honest nonchalantly. She'll get it! But by doing so... you're greatly reducing your chances of getting some additional Bangs from her!

Ho's have feelings too, and all that shit like cuddling and talking in Bed brings them back for more, like it or not. Why invest all that time Gaming... to get it in only once... and potentially reducing your chances for future Booty Calls... when she didn't do anything wrong... for some comfortable sleep? Just don't get it, but hey to each is own.

Post: #9

(08-02-2016 07:06 PM)Dalaran1991 Wrote:  Shouldn't the girl you screened and spent a healthy amount of time gaming (assuming its not an online booty call) be likable enough that you would want to spend an entire night with her and maybe a bit of the morning?

This.

Don't be an asshole and boot her out after she let you into her body.

Or just go visit prostitute and leave yourself.

And don't miss out on using the morning wood

Post: #10

Yeah, use the real reason if you have one. If not, and you arent dumpster diving, why kick her out?

Post: #11

It depends whether I want to see her again. And whether she snores. I dated this one girl once, cute as hell with a nice body to match. But damn if she didn't sound like a dying walrus when she slept. Got so bad I had to sneak out and sleep on the living room sofa.

Post: #12

Even if you disagree on kicking girls out, the sleep issue is valid. If a chick disturbs your sleep you're ruined for the next day. Perhaps this should br a more general thread -- "sleep game" or whatever.

Post: #13

Try this line right after busting. "I guess now's the time to tell you: sometimes I shit in my sleep; you staying the night? Wet wipes are over there."

I've never used that one actually but a subtle 'so how you getting home' always works for me unless of course, she was cool and I want to see her again. The sleep thing only bugs me when it's too hot.

Post: #14

Use "I have work tomorrow morning."
It's almost foolproof.

Post: #15

It's amazing how priorities change after busting a nut. Some years ago I was banging this 19 y/o volleyball player for short time, it ended because after we finished one night she cuddled up on me and I couldn't take the uncomfortable position of my knee and the stickiness of her skin on mine so I shifted away from her. She of course took it as disinterest and coldness, she didn't buy my simple and true reason that I was just uncomfortable, nothing more. And that was that.

Some girls will understand that you need and want to sleep a certain way and will respect that, while others will be offended if they can't use you as a body pillow. Some of that outcome is determined by how well you've led her up till then, but not all. If simply wanting to sleep well and comfortably is cause for her to get upset, then she isn't worth the time anyway.

There probably was some point way back I when would deal with being uncomfortable in bed and not sleeping well just to keep a girl happy, but it has been a very long time.

Post: #16

I'll echo the sentiments about sleeping poorly--but it's usually just the FIRST time I have a girl sleep over. It's almost as if I'm subconsciously wondering if she's crazy and might slit my throat in the middle of the night, so I have to stay somewhat alert...

Post: #17

(08-03-2016 01:45 AM)This Is Trouble Wrote:  I'll echo the sentiments about sleeping poorly--but it's usually just the FIRST time I have a girl sleep over.

Nah that just nerves/anxiety/anticipation of having a fresh lay in bed with you. Mostly its you hoping she is also still awake and wants to bang again. Happens to me sometimes too if the girl is a real cutie.

Post: #18

SMH @ this whole thread

WIA

Post: #19

(08-03-2016 01:03 AM)GlobalMan Wrote:  It's amazing how priorities change after busting a nut. Some years ago I was banging this 19 y/o volleyball player for short time, it ended because after we finished one night she cuddled up on me and I couldn't take the uncomfortable position of my knee and the stickiness of her skin on mine so I shifted away from her. She of course took it as disinterest and coldness, she didn't buy my simple and true reason that I was just uncomfortable, nothing more. And that was that.

Some girls will understand that you need and want to sleep a certain way and will respect that, while others will be offended if they can't use you as a body pillow. Some of that outcome is determined by how well you've led her up till then, but not all. If simply wanting to sleep well and comfortably is cause for her to get upset, then she isn't worth the time anyway.

There probably was some point way back I when would deal with being uncomfortable in bed and not sleeping well just to keep a girl happy, but it has been a very long time.

I'll negate that easy - I always ask if they're a cuddler or if they're the kind of person that likes cuddling for a bit then likes their own space.

I say it in a joking teasing way and then adjust accordingly - most women don't have any intention of spending the night in my experience, especially since most my dates/bangs happen during the week nights.

If they're drunk/buzzed then I don't care if they stay or wake up early and leave, I don't like people driving drunk.

(08-03-2016 10:38 AM)WestIndianArchie Wrote:  SMH @ this whole thread

WIA

What's up WIA ? Bed Etiquette bomb incoming ?

Post: #20

Out of 8 new bangs this year I've only had 2 spend the night, and when they did the morning sex was great. I'll echo what was said above about not sleeping as well the first time with a new girl though it's not because I'm not afraid she'll slit my throat. It does seem like the girls don't sleep as well that first night either.

Post: #21

Half of you guys here don't take your workout seriously? what about them gains!

Maybe about 30% of girls I want to cuddle with but the rest I could do without. I would miss morning wood sex though.

Post: #22

Make a fake phone call. Call your own number with a schedulled call.There's a bunch of apps for that

Post: #23

Tell them they have to make me breakfast if they want to spend the night.

90% leave.

Post: #24

(08-04-2016 11:49 AM)YoungBlade Wrote:  Tell them they have to make me breakfast if they want to spend the night.

90% leave.

That wouldn't work for me at all.

Post: #25

Suits, your taste in Asian girls confuses me