Post: #26

(07-27-2016 05:08 PM)Dr. Howard Wrote:  The logistics and and smell or trace of shit has made me retire from anal conquests as well. I will tease at the idea, right up to a 'just the tip' as the anticipation is usually enough to make the girl crazy and change it up enough for me to continue banging.

The absolute worst was when once girl inadvertently went ass to mouth, realized it and then proceeded to puke. Boner killer.

Damn. That's my kink!

Post: #27

Is it abnormal that I have less than zero interest in anal? Let's see, I could stick my dick in the hole millions of years of evolution have bred me to instinctively want to penetrate, or in the other hole whose function is to carry the most disgusting, rotten, foul-smelling, disease-ridden substance known on planet earth? Why is this a decision? Seriously, I don't get it.

Post: #28

Gotta love the ole "Balloon Knot!" Just sayin.....

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Post: #30

(07-30-2016 12:24 AM)Delta Wrote:  Is it abnormal that I have less than zero interest in anal? Let's see, I could stick my dick in the hole millions of years of evolution have bred me to instinctively want to penetrate, or in the other hole whose function is to carry the most disgusting, rotten, foul-smelling, disease-ridden substance known on planet earth? Why is this a decision? Seriously, I don't get it.

You're normal.

Post: #31

Remember too, the porno-version of anal involves chicks who don't eat for nearly 24 hours before the scene to avoid any possible mishaps on set. If your girl had a big lunch that day and does anal hours later, well....

Post: #32

I have one interesting thing to add to this thread. The information comes from an old girlfriend of mine that I went out with for a year.

From my experience, anal is just like most things with girls - you lead and take it, they follow. You ask for it all pussy like, you don't get it. Here's why I say that.

When I was first going out with ol girl, she would always tell me of the crazy sex she had with past boyfriends in crazy places, like she wanted me to just do that shit. I took her to the beach and had sex with her there and she said, "I've never done that before. Thank you." So this is a girl that wants me to take the lead, obviously.

I bring up anal, and she gives the response, "Well why don't you let me fuck you in the ass?" But she said it all like, weak, like it was just a conditioned response because I didn't come with it hard enough. I actually gave her the answer mentioned here, "Cuz I give and you receive." Not in those words, but I did say that. She let it drop.

Some days later, she was piss drunk at a party, I took her home (cuz she was my g/f), and she was just like, "I'm feeling so good, you can do anything you want to me." And flops down on my bed ass up. Yes, I took it.

After that she didn't care where I put it. Once when I didn't take it, she said, "I thought you were going to put it in my ass. I got excited."

Moral of the story is that in my limited experience, talking about you want anal makes you seem unsure, which makes her give the canned response, just like if you come too weak when you ask for her phone number or the pull. No different. At least with my old gal, she just wanted me to take it, no discussion involved.

Keeping in mind she gave me indicators as well. Not condoning r**e here.

Post: #33

(07-24-2016 04:48 PM)DonnyGately Wrote:  

(07-22-2016 03:29 PM)XPQ22 Wrote:  

(07-22-2016 02:31 PM)DonnyGately Wrote:  I assume this is a troll also, but I can cosign the super-nerdy, very intelligent science chicks always seem to be up for it. Intelligence is correlated with kink, so that must be it.

Nurses, librarians, teachers, grad students, can confirm. A+

Yep, nurses always first lol, doctors, grad students, phys/bio/chem majors, teachers. At this point I'm willing to vouch any really smart woman who has to be 'in charge' all day will happily submit to the most dominant moves you can think of.

My first thought after reading this thread title was definitely.....Nurses. Everyone i've banged has loved it. Their job seems to remove any bodily shame whatsoever. It's like after they''ve seen people's bodies inside and out, and wiped old people's asses, they just have no inhibitions left.

Post: #34

Oh yeah that is so true. Even more than nurses - EMTs! You can go around the world on them first date.

Post: #35

I've explored this region twice in my life, years apart.

The first time was with a girlfriend. I didn't know what I was doing and just went in after a few minutes of trying to get the damn thing in there. It was insanely tight as it was her first time doing that. I must admit that it felt amazing and was over pretty quickly for me.

The second adventure was with a drunk girl after a party. She asked if I had ever done it before and I said "once" to which she replied "I'm usually the guys first". I gather she has a lot of experience. She sucked my dick to get it ready and I went in. It was not as enjoyable because it was loose and I felt slightly disgusted by that. Didn't end up finishing.

I guess there's a 50% chance it'll be good. In my experience anyway

Post: #36

(05-22-2017 03:04 PM)BrandonCodi Wrote:  The second adventure was with a drunk girl after a party. She asked if I had ever done it before and I said "once" to which she replied "I'm usually the guys first". I gather she has a lot of experience. She sucked my dick to get it ready and I went in. It was not as enjoyable because it was loose and I felt slightly disgusted by that. Didn't end up finishing.

I guess there's a 50% chance it'll be good. In my experience anyway

Sounds like she has multiple degrees in anal what with all those firsts and lack of elasticity!

As they say its all about the quality not the quantity!

Post: #37

(07-22-2016 09:05 AM)Phoenix Wrote:  I still haven't reached the point where I can comprehend the desire to stick your dick in an anus. My response is literally the same as if some guy said "I like to bathe in Apple juice whilst brushing my teeth with sawdust" or "I like to sleep in a bag of T-shirts with washing-up gloves stuffed in my ears". Why?? Just where does that even come from? Especially after the threads here where guys say there dick comes out covered in shit, or the guy who said he got covered by a spray of liquidy shit when he pulled it out, or the guy who said it filled his room with the smell of shit. WTF? The only assumption I can make is there is a small dick or loose pussy issue. In which case, as I've said before, "if you need a tighter hole, find a Chinese chick".

What does it mean if you fuck a Chinese girl in her arse?

Post: #38

(07-28-2016 12:56 AM)honu___ Wrote:  

(07-23-2016 06:56 AM)The Black Knight Wrote:  

(07-22-2016 09:05 AM)Phoenix Wrote:  I still haven't reached the point where I can comprehend the desire to stick your dick in an anus. My response is literally the same as if some guy said "I like to bathe in Apple juice whilst brushing my teeth with sawdust" or "I like to sleep in a bag of T-shirts with washing-up gloves stuffed in my ears". Why?? Just where does that even come from? Especially after the threads here where guys say there dick comes out covered in shit, or the guy who said he got covered by a spray of liquidy shit when he pulled it out, or the guy who said it filled his room with the smell of shit. WTF? The only assumption I can make is there is a small dick or loose pussy issue. In which case, as I've said before, "if you need a tighter hole, find a Chinese chick".

This.

*Black chick

Seconded.

Post: #39

Most of anal isn't even about the physical pleasure. I'd take pussy every time. What anal is about it the total dominance you can display over a chick.

It is the one bastion of purity left in women these days. A bastion of purity that you can dement with the pounding of your throbbing cock. Taking a chicks anal virginity is one of the greatest pleasures of the world.

Every chick I did it to prepared their asshole with anal beads for a week like a festival thrown in worship of me and my dick. Then when the day of anal destruction came I am totally underwhelmed by the pleasures of the flesh but the pleasures of the mind... Women screaming in pleasurable pain saying they can't take it as only the tip is in. You let her know and her eyes roll back for a split second as she knows what pain is to come but knows she is a dirty bitch that deserves that pain and that makes her so wet.

Once you finally get the whole thing in she knows she can't take it, you know she can't either and she totally submits cumming at the same time.

That's anal.