Post: #1

Here ya go fellas. If a girl bites off your Johnson - there's hope for you after all.

http://www.massgeneral.org/about/pressre...px?id=1937

Quote:The loss of genitalia can be truly devastating to an individual’s identity and sense of manhood. While individuals who have lost their penises to disease or who have suffered genitourinary injuries in combat or through a traumatic event can live without an intact organ, the psychological aspects of such an injury can be overwhelming, the surgeons said. The ability to offer a more acceptable long-term solution has been the motivation driving this research.

Quote:“The entire transplant team has worked tirelessly to ensure that our patient is on the path to recovery, thanks in part to the gift of organ donation."

White patient, black donor...

Not really, but imagine the possibilities!

Post: #2

Post: #3

I know who is going to get the second one.

Post: #4

I'm going to in and ask for the Boricua King Big Gulp package. I mean, I'm already huge, but who doesn't want a little extra girth, ya know?

Post: #5

I have a micropenis. No more than 2.5 inches erect. Can this apply to me?

Post: #6

(05-16-2016 06:11 PM)WeekendCasanova Wrote:  

Rarely has the use of this gif -- one of the handful of all time greatest gifs, incidentally -- been more fully warranted.

I urge everyone to pause for a second and contemplate the miracle that has been accomplished here -- building on painstaking research by so many other men over the course of months and years and decades and centuries -- and the kind of difference it will make in this one man's life.

Such game changers still seem few and far between, for now. But in truth, for those with their ears to the ground, their pace is picking up -- they are certainly not yet an avalanche, but no longer exactly a trickle.

The avalanche is coming -- in some ways, coming within our lifetimes -- and it will effect a fundamental change in the way we see the world and feel about it. The human being will persist in being an ingrate until the very last moment -- it is always spoiled and always doubtful, always waiting for what a poet called the ocular proof. But once that ocular proof hits him again and again -- once it's no longer a new dick here and a new esophagus there, but millions of terminal cancer patients cured overnight, tens and hundreds of millions of creaky knees and aging hips replaced with tissues that are better and more pliable than a superathlete's -- well, then the human being looks around and accepts its true powers and his old thoughts fall by the wayside like a bad habit that no longer even brings the pleasures of familiarity.

Until that happens, many lives will be botched by today's reign of nihilism and its obligate belief in "meaninglessness" all the way down the line; many lives of intelligent and thoughtful men will have all the juice sucked out of them by their fear and hatred of the future and their confusion about the human being's true destiny. But if you take a moment to reflect on the meanings of this strange and miraculous headline -- if you truly let yourself be mindblown by all that it implies -- perhaps your life does not have to go along that dreadful and desiccating path. It's unlikely for any man to defy the philosophical conventions of his time and to seize on the meaning of new facts before they hit him repeatedly over the head; but it's not impossible for a man to do that, so why can't you be the one?

Post: #7

A penis is an organ?

BK could have made some money.

I would donate unused coke cups and cans to him in order to aid his marketing.

Post: #8

I see myself in the future as being among those who can proudly say, I've had my dick since birth. 100% all me baby. All 4 inches of it.

Post: #9

I can think of a couple of guys I know that could use penis transplants.

Post: #10

For those times when you catch an STD and can't wait two weeks for the antibiotics course to be complete.

Post: #11

There is a joke where a guy asks a surgeon for a super huge dick and when he wakes up from the operation he says, "didn't you have anything in white?"

Post: #12

I find the idea of having one's penis bitten off highly disturbing.

Post: #13

This story's making me reconsider becoming an organ donor. I like the idea that even if I'm dead, my penis could still fuck on.

Post: #14

(05-16-2016 06:11 PM)WeekendCasanova Wrote:  White patient, black donor...

Not really, but imagine the possibilities!

From the polls conducted on RVF, it's been established that the average RVFer is a 220 lbs, 6'4 blonde, blue eyed man with a 12" black dick. Science will soon make this a reality.

This is a game changer.

Post: #15

Quote:A team of surgeons at Massachusetts General Hospital (MGH), led by Curtis L. Cetrulo, Jr., MD, and Dicken S.C. Ko, MD, announced today that they have performed the nation’s first genitourinary reconstructive (penile) transplant.

Now what are the chances of that...

Post: #16

(05-16-2016 06:32 PM)2Wycked Wrote:  I'm going to in and ask for the Boricua King Big Gulp package. I mean, I'm already huge, but who doesn't want a little extra girth, ya know?

Post: #17

So if he ran out of pills would his body reject his johnson?

Post: #18

All the penis-envy women can't to sign up. This is perfect.

Post: #19

(05-16-2016 06:32 PM)2Wycked Wrote:  I'm going to in and ask for the Boricua King Big Gulp package. I mean, I'm already huge, but who doesn't want a little extra girth, ya know?

Call the neighbors.

I want them to see this.

Post: #20

(05-16-2016 06:56 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  

(05-16-2016 06:11 PM)WeekendCasanova Wrote:  

Rarely has the use of this gif -- one of the handful of all time greatest gifs, incidentally -- been more fully warranted.

I urge everyone to pause for a second and contemplate the miracle that has been accomplished here -- building on painstaking research by so many other men over the course of months and years and decades and centuries -- and the kind of difference it will make in this one man's life.

Such game changers still seem few and far between, for now. But in truth, for those with their ears to the ground, their pace is picking up -- they are certainly not yet an avalanche, but no longer exactly a trickle.

The avalanche is coming -- in some ways, coming within our lifetimes -- and it will effect a fundamental change in the way we see the world and feel about it. The human being will persist in being an ingrate until the very last moment -- it is always spoiled and always doubtful, always waiting for what a poet called the ocular proof. But once that ocular proof hits him again and again -- once it's no longer a new dick here and a new esophagus there, but millions of terminal cancer patients cured overnight, tens and hundreds of millions of creaky knees and aging hips replaced with tissues that are better and more pliable than a superathlete's -- well, then the human being looks around and accepts its true powers and his old thoughts fall by the wayside like a bad habit that no longer even brings the pleasures of familiarity.

Until that happens, many lives will be botched by today's reign of nihilism and its obligate belief in "meaninglessness" all the way down the line; many lives of intelligent and thoughtful men will have all the juice sucked out of them by their fear and hatred of the future and their confusion about the human being's true destiny. But if you take a moment to reflect on the meanings of this strange and miraculous headline -- if you truly let yourself be mindblown by all that it implies -- perhaps your life does not have to go along that dreadful and desiccating path. It's unlikely for any man to defy the philosophical conventions of his time and to seize on the meaning of new facts before they hit him repeatedly over the head; but it's not impossible for a man to do that, so why can't you be the one?

One day, I hope to reach the level of meta-wisdom you're displaying here TLoZ.

Post of the day.

Post: #21

(05-16-2016 07:30 PM)AboveAverageJoe Wrote:  I can think of a couple of guys I know that could use penis transplants.

Don't worry. Obama still feels erections - they're just his wife's.

G

Post: #22

As Obamacare covers sexual reassignment for trannies it is only a matter of time before being tranracial will be socially acceptable and some white dude can claim he identifies as black.

Then get an African anaconda attached to him on Obamacare.

Would be a great troll job.