Post: #51

(05-13-2016 09:51 PM)cubanlinx Wrote:  @Kona, there's 250 coming your way if interested mate.
But I'm just the middleman. (middle as in.....)
Just drop Anabasis a pm.

(note: This post may not be used for future slurs against me)

According to Federal Law ...

"The mere offer to complete a sexual act in exchange for a fee (i.e. money) is enough to support a solicitation of prostituion charge. This also means that both parties to the agreement—the person offering a sexual service and the person accepting the service, can be charged with prostitution."

I didn't offer and Kona didn't accept. You on the other hand, made an offer which makes you the only prostitute here. A gay one on top of that.

Congrats, you're now officially the forum sex offender.

Post: #52

@Anabasis, I'm still waiting for Kona's reply. I'm not in the US as well, so Federal Law can go to hell.

You on the other hand, have been spotted flashing graying flaky elbows and offering dick pics.

Which makes you some kinda weird anatomical gay perv.
So you can change your title to Analrapist to gethard, which I see as more suitable given your post activity.

Post: #53

(05-14-2016 02:00 AM)cubanlinx Wrote:  @Anabasis, I'm still waiting for Kona's reply. I'm not in the US as well, so Federal Law can go to hell.

You on the other hand, have been spotted flashing graying flaky elbows and offering dick pics.

Which makes you some kinda weird anatomical gay perv.
So you can change your title to Analrapist to gethard, which I see as more suitable given your post activity.

Post: #54

In before the ban. The only time I've ever been Gay - propositioned was as a student. A slightly effeminate guy from my university course was at my out of the city centre campus bar. He claimed to have missed the last bus and asked if he could sleep on the floor of my room that night.

I got a feeling that this was not a good idea and so declined. He acted strangely to me for months after claiming to have been "roughed up " on the walk back to campus. He got kicked off the course at the end of year 1 for not working hard enough. ( it was a serious STEM degree).

I only understood what had happened years later after watching the film "Withnail and I".

Post: #55

(05-14-2016 07:09 AM)Guitarman Wrote:  In before the ban.

Nahh he's a good poster. Probably just had a rough day.

(05-14-2016 02:00 AM)cubanlinx Wrote:  @Anabasis, I'm still waiting for Kona's reply. I'm not in the US as well, so Federal Law can go to hell.

Which makes you some kinda weird anatomical gay perv.
So you can change your title to Analrapist to gethard, which I see as more suitable given your post activity.

No you're not because it's over.

You tried soliciting prostitution from Kona who unequivocally stated in his post that he is not into gay shit. You knew it was a risky move which is why you posted the disclaimer "This post may not be used for future slurs against me" and claimed to be "just a middle man for Anabasis".

Some unsolicited advice: Make firm assertions like a man ... not weak, wishy-washy statements like your first post. If you're going to post something weird, own it and wear it like armor so no one can use it against you.

Post: #56

(05-14-2016 08:22 AM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  

(05-14-2016 07:09 AM)Guitarman Wrote:  In before the ban.

Nahh he's a good poster. Probably just had a rough day.

(05-14-2016 02:00 AM)cubanlinx Wrote:  @Anabasis, I'm still waiting for Kona's reply. I'm not in the US as well, so Federal Law can go to hell.

Which makes you some kinda weird anatomical gay perv.
So you can change your title to Analrapist to gethard, which I see as more suitable given your post activity.

No you're not because it's over.

You tried soliciting prostitution from Kona who unequivocally stated in his post that he is not into gay shit. You knew it was a risky move which is why you posted the disclaimer "This post may not be used for future slurs against me" and claimed to be "just a middle man for Anabasis".

Some unsolicited advice: Make firm assertions like a man ... not weak, wishy-washy statements like your first post. If you're going to post something weird, own it and wear it like armor so no one can use it against you.

Well if we are arguing over me getting jerked off by a man, these numbers need to come way up.

I'm talking tens of dollars. Tubman's even.

Aloha!

Post: #57

Woah woah. Hold up. All those posts were meant jokingly.
I understand it's hard to recognize humour in just text.
I was just having a good-natured dig at Anabasis to Desta. This is not me backtracking.

And I still stand by my analysis.

Post: #58

Gays are thirsty for fresh ass and/or dick all the time and its funny for them to hit on straight guys so I don't see the big deal.

Their opposite is the type of guy who gets a couple drinks in him and starts flashing his game in any and every girls face because she has a vagina and tits. You're just a notch to them or something to conquer.

Post: #59

(05-14-2016 07:09 AM)Guitarman Wrote:  I got a feeling that this was not a good idea and so declined. He acted strangely to me for months after claiming to have been "roughed up " on the walk back to campus.

I've spoken before about how you know a chick is really-obsessed with you when she starts making up tales of physical degradation they mistakenly-believe will fire up your protective instinct.

It's standard female emotional manipulation when they decide you are everything they deserve but you're not following their predetermined script for you.

At least he didn't claim he was raped, thinking this would make you want to GF him up.

Post: #60

I see gay guys hitting on me solely as a mark of progress. If gay guys are finding me more attractive that means women are finding me more attractive too. I just let my ego get stroked and politely turn them away.

Post: #61

(05-19-2016 03:05 AM)Switch Wrote:  I see gay guys hitting on me solely as a mark of progress. If gay guys are finding me more attractive that means women are finding me more attractive too. I just let my ego get stroked and politely turn them away.

Just make sure that's all they're stroking.

Aloha!

Post: #62

When fags look but don't touch it's fine, actually flattering (no homo)....... but I think the real accomplishment is if you can get swole enough that dykes hit on you

Post: #63

Quote:I think the real accomplishment is if you can get swole enough that dykes hit on you.

I posted about that one a while back. Actually it only required newbie gains and some fancy lifting shoes.

Post: #64

Putting on more muscle hasnt resulted in homos hitting on me, but it has definitely resulted in mo ho's hitting on me.

Post: #65

(05-19-2016 08:32 PM)Leonard Bernstein Wrote:  Yes, now I know what Lindy West must feel like walking into KFC.

I dont think you have seen how big she really is. She Doesnt walk into KFC. She is like a mall food court. There is a whole KFC inside of her.