Post: #26

This reminds me about 15 years ago. I was in Chicago for New Years Eve. On the way back to the hotel room to call it a night my buddy and I drunkenly run into a couple of 19 year old German girls that were at the hotel with their parents. We get them back to the room. I pass out. A few hours later I wake up to one of the girls eating out my ass! First time it had ever happened to me but I certainly enjoyed it. She did not stop. She literally did this for an hour or more! My buddy was hooking up with the other girl in the bed next to us and he was watching in amazement.

tl;dr: german girls apparently like eating ass.

Post: #27

^ that is not the first time I heard such a thing about German girls. That's hilarious.

Post: #28

Well at least there's no scat thread...

Post: #29

I'd dare say if she'll do something as depraved as lick your ass then you shouldn't be wasting time on her to begin with. She isn't wife material. Not even close.

Post: #30

(05-04-2016 02:24 PM)Phoenix Wrote:  There is an evolutionary/genetic reason for getting a chick to tongue your butthole?

Yes, I believe there is.

First of all, from a genetic standpoint, we share 99% of our DNA with bonobo chimps.. These animals are known to enjoy a wide range of perverted sexual activities. This is our closest evolutionary relative. Some people may be pre-disposed to ass licking..

Secondly, for much of human history -- going back to the caveman days, rape was common. Women were taken through violence and war. As a survival mechanism, women learned that fighting back often led to more serious injury or death -- Because of this, women may have developed an instinct to be dominated.. This might explain why BDSM, "bad boys", rough sex, etc, is so popular..

Also, I feel that some girls want to be nasty and disgusting because society pressures them to be pretty and chaste..

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Post: #32

Take her out on a boat ten miles into the ocean. Pull the key out of the ignition. Drop your drawers and tell her to eat it, or swim.

Post: #33

Hahaha gay. So much talk on this forum about finding good girls and not wasting time on "unworthy" women, finding chaste virgins and all that shit, and then "how do I get a girl to eat my ass?"

Post: #34

I never understood until I had a girl go there fairly recently. We'd been together a few times. She moved from balls to taint to ass eating and it was pretty amazing.

Post: #35

3rd post on ass eating...

Post: #36

I nearly went into orbit the first time a girl tried to sneak a finger near let alone her tongue.

I'll stick to eating.