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A South African train with a black driver derails and crashes into a corn field. During the investigation, the driver is questioned by the inspector how it happened:

"Well sir, I was just driving the train as usual when this white guy walked over the rails."
"Ah. So a collision was likely and naturally you had to swerve."
"Yes sir, that's exactly what happened."
"So did you end up hitting him?"
"No sir, I tried but I lost him in the corn field."

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A young Latina woman is walking down the street when she sees a storefront full of neatly stacked dresses and other clothes. The sign on the window reads:

"Dresses $4!
T-shirts $2!
Yoga pants $2!"

Already salivating at the idea of reselling all these clothes to her Facebook friends, the young Latina enters the store.
"I'd like to buy 50 dresses, 100 t-shirts and 100 yoga pants please."
The shopkeeper stares at her for a moment, then asks:
"Is your name perhaps Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?"
"Yes, actually! How did you know? Did you see me on TV?"
"Because this is a dry cleaner."

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Class at my school, early 90s:

Teacher: "O'Peesha, I want you to give me a sentence with the words 'foreigner' and 'contagious' in it".

Me: "The foreigner painted his house with a one-inch brush and it took the contagious".

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*overheard in the Goldman Sachs elevator*
Blondie to Banker:
- How would you react, if tomorrow, you wake up with 2 million dollars in your bank account?




- I would ask myself where the fck is all my money.

*overheard in the Goldman Sachs elevator*
Banker wearing a Patek Phillippe to Banker wearing a Rolex:





- Your 9 is my 6.

*overheard in the Goldman Sachs elevator*
- Just be yourself is probably good advice for only 5% of the people.

Post: #383

To the asshole in the wheelchair that stole my camo jacket: you can hide but you can't run.

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Haha short 20s video. Caught me off guard.

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What do you a call a black man who is also a brain surgeon?







The N word.

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What do you call a white man who is also a brain surgeon?







A man getting cucked by a black brain surgeon surging his sturgeon through her "virgin" asshole.

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Drinking O'Douls is like going down on your cousin.

It tastes the same, but something just doesn't feel right.

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I'm always frank and earnest with women..



In New York I'm Frank and in Chicago I'm Ernest

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(Based on a recent event)


'Fearless girl' statue unveiled in Melbourne.

In a few years when the Muslims get more influence, she will be veiled.

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(02-27-2019 12:19 AM)Rorogue Wrote:  (Based on a recent event)


'Fearless girl' statue unveiled in Melbourne.

In a few years when the Muslims get more influence, she will be veiled.

Not sure if this is a joke or you are trying to make me upset.

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(02-28-2019 07:52 AM)fktax Wrote:  

(02-27-2019 12:19 AM)Rorogue Wrote:  (Based on a recent event)


'Fearless girl' statue unveiled in Melbourne.

In a few years when the Muslims get more influence, she will be veiled.

Not sure if this is a joke or you are trying to make me upset.

Just saw this lol