Post: #26

^Posting a photo of that thing should be a bannable offense

Post: #27

(02-19-2016 01:26 PM)Dusty Wrote:  Neither. Give me Yeb's daughter.

Post: #28

(02-19-2016 01:26 PM)Dusty Wrote:  Neither. Give me Yeb's daughter.

Stop that.

This is a safe space.

Post: #29

For one weekend, Tiffany. For an LTR, Ivanka.

Post: #30

Ivanka is the LTR you show off to your friends.

Tiffany is her slutty little sister you (want to) bang in secret, because she'd do anything to one up big sis.

"Want to" is only in brackets because their daddy is The Don.

Post: #31

(02-19-2016 03:59 AM)I DIDNT KILL MY WIFE Wrote:  Tiffany is the basic club slore you see everywhere. Ivanka is the heavenly blessed beauty whose beauty is divine and everlasting angel who has class, good sexy looks and also a brain. Would go to war with a small country for her

Post: #32

Relevant: An excerpt from my favourite post of all time, courtesy of The Lizard of Oz

(01-31-2015 11:17 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  A few things...

Guys ragging on this girl's face are not understanding what a fuckable face is, a face that looks splendid sucking a wet hard dick.

When you have a 19 year old with THOSE TITS and THAT F'ING ASS, you want this kind of sloppy peach of a face that is ready to bruise and be worthless from ripeness already. It adds (even if it seems impossible) to the unbearable sexual potency of the girl's body.

I think of this post everytime I see Tiffany in the forum. She's a girl I could actually wank off to because of the visualization. I can visualize her moaning as I destroy her from behind in a club bathroom. Whereas with Ivanka, I don't know why but I just can't see it, hard as I try.

I'd take Ivanka to see my parents, but I'd take Tiffany to the back alley behind the bar. And honestly I'm not looking for a wife, I'm looking for a slut.

Post: #33

(02-19-2016 01:26 PM)Dusty Wrote:  Neither. Give me Yeb's daughter.

Post: #34

I agree with the general consensus that Ivanka is wife/mother-of-my-children material while Tiffany seems more like a fun FWB. Perhaps it's just that Tiffany's a lot younger, but I do think that Ivanka has more of a timeless and elegant look while Tiffany is kind of basic.

Post: #35

Marry Ivanka, and get a blowjob from Tiffany at the family Christmas party out behind the shed after you've polished off a few too many Jack's with her uncle.

Post: #36

Let's make this thread great again:

Post: #37

I voted Tiffany but if we're talking Ivanka at the same age then it's her.

Tiffany is the perfect example of a traditional slut; banging little body, long hair, pleasant docile demeanor, dressed sexy, not like these 20 something frumpy scrillex haircut tattooed cat ladies that are so prevalent today.

Make sluts great again. Trump2016

Post: #38

What the fuck does this have to do with politics?

Post: #39

^

Well... we are utilizing a vote to seek resolution between two qualified candidates.

Post: #40

(02-21-2016 11:48 PM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  What the fuck does this have to do with politics?

Everything.

Post: #41

Tiffany

Post: #42

#Team_Tiffany

Post: #43

Tiffany. She ain't married, so I still have a chance to become a Trump.

Post: #44

Post: #45

I'm going to have to disagree with everyone here saying that Ivanka is better marriage material than Tiffany.

Tiffany has much better genetics....while it might seem that Ivanka is better looking and better wife material, there is a big risk that she will probably not age well. Have you looked at recent photos of Ivanka's mother (Donald's 1st wife) Ivana Zelníčková ? Like most eastern European women Ivana was stunning when young, but hit the wall pretty fast and pretty damn hard. I'm not going to post her recent photos of Ivana here, (as eye bleach will be required) but that's the road Ivanka might be headed towards if she ages like her mother.

Tiffany on the other hand, provided she takes care of herself, doesn't drink too much alcohol, stays away from drugs, eats the right food, and doesn't slut it up too much, will age much better.

Here are some photos of Tiffany with her mother Marla Maples (Donald's 2nd wife), who is in her late 40s/early 50s in these photos.
I see the daughter of a real wall survivor here.

Post: #46

Tiffany and her mom would be on heck of a three way.

Post: #47

Ivanka's taken. So I got plans for Tiffany..

Post: #48

Ivanka seems much closer to Mr. Trump than Tiffany, so you'll get more Trump-knowledge and Trump-influence by being with Ivanka. Therefore, Ivanka.

Post: #49

It's close, but Tif edges out Ivanka on the basis of an age advantage.

Post: #50

Tiffany looks like she has a mild form of Down Syndrome. I don't know what's up with that but would obviously still bang.