It's really amusing hearing my government trying to talk up the threat of ISIS. "Oh, there could be a resurgence if we leave, thousands of goat fuckers could come back and threaten all the gains us and us alone have won. We simply must stay in Syria forever just like Afghanistan and Germany and Japan and..."
I'm sure ISIS will pop up in Venezuela next. And, possibly, the whole world. God it sure is hard being the white knight savior of the entire planet.