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Post: #27

(12-26-2015 01:23 PM)jariel Wrote:  

Damn, look at these two simple serviceable shorty whores. It's like they were produced by the Humble Slut Factory as part of the same batch (they could even be sisters for all I know). I feel that if you spun a million simple sluts in a Slutrotron, what popped out in terms of looks, age, walk, and behavior would be these two shorties with their boobs, butts, phones, and purses. I wonder what they are, ethnically -- white/Puerto Rican from one of the outer boroughs would be my best guess but who the hell knows.

For some reason this NYPD surveillance footage of two simple thieving sluts (who probably stole shit from quite a few other dudes too embarrassed to report it) gave me a very good chuckle. It's a humble slice of reality served up hot and fresh like a greasy slice of NYC pizza that you burn your tongue on because you bite into it a little too soon, like a tyro.

Post: #28

I pretty much figured coming out of Arizona that Derrick Williams was going to be a bust because he's undersized and he doesn't have a clear position.

Now, I know he also doesn't have any confidence.

Here we have a multimillionaire athlete who plays for the fuckin' Knicks, and he's going to the Up and Down Club for basic bitch takeout.

I mean, any dude who's ever been to a Knicks game knows that there are DIMES at the games, he shouldn't even need to go to the club to scoop up something for a night.

Post: #29

Quote: Damn, look at these two simple serviceable shorty whores. It's like they were produced by the Humble Slut Factory as part of the same batch (they could even be sisters for all I know). I feel that if you spun a million simple sluts in a Slutrotron, what popped out in terms of looks, age, walk, and behavior would be these two shorties with their boobs, butts, phones, and purses. I wonder what they are, ethnically -- white/Puerto Rican from one of the outer boroughs would be my best guess but who the hell knows.

For some reason this NYPD surveillance footage of two simple thieving sluts (who probably stole shit from quite a few other dudes too embarrassed to report it) gave me a very good chuckle. It's a humble slice of reality served up hot and fresh like a greasy slice of NYC pizza that you burn your tongue on because you bite into it a little too soon, like a tyro.

Dead on. Hilarious

Post: #30

I have no respect for someone who:

-Is male

-Spends more than $1000 on shiny trinkets

-Uses said trinkets to adorn himself.