Post: #1

W T F... I can only wish shit like this is a parody!

https://www.facebook.com/jenniferjonesmi...973924507/

(couldn't find a youtube link)

Someone on facebook made this perfect comparision! hahahaha.

Post: #2

If that was my "warrior" video, I would kill myself out of embarrassment shortly after I put it online.

Women clearly never progress past the mentality of a five year old.

Post: #3

That star wars kids actually pretty good man. I would probably smack myself in the nuts should I attempt that.

Post: #4

Women should take advantage of one thing; their vagina.

How many stories are there of a woman using her pussy as a honey trap then slicing some warlords throat? Men watch other men, but they watch a woman's tits and ass before thinking she wants to cut their balls off.

Post: #5

That's their introductory video from the website. http://bethetrueu.com/warrior/ Figuratively people in mask are jumping out from bushes and attacking you. Sounds like a cult. And his voice is annoying and fakely nice.

HAHAHAHA at the first video. Its like she is swatting out branches. She moves like a robot or just had hip surgery. It will show up on youtube. Its so bad it will go viral.

Post: #6

The thing that struck me the most about her video is the amazing landscape in which she moves. That little brook and the intense pale greens of the mosses in it, set off by the deeper conifer greens of the woods; the little bridge over the brook and the strange multicolored mosaic stone structure, and then the mountains looming in the distance. It's an American fairy tale landscape, with the textures of true crime never far behind.

I knew it had to be close to the Pacific Northwest, but I didn't think it was Washington or Oregon; and it also intensely reminded me of something I once saw but could not quite place. So I looked up where this couple hails from, and it turns out they are from Logan, Utah, right next to the superbly named Uinta-Wasatch-Cache National Forest, and not too far from the Idaho border. And then I knew that the landscape that the video strongly reminded me of (though it's not the exact same place) is the woods from the great 1990 Italian horror film Troll 2, which was shot entirely on location in a somewhat different part of Utah.

It's an area and landscape that I've always been fascinated by, and I feel that under the influence of the still young and passionate LDS religion, combined with a glut of psychotropic medication and American hunger and intensity, a lot of interesting things can and do happen there, more than in most other places.

Post: #7

Having trained with a katana myself during years of martial arts I couldn't get past the minute mark on the video.

Holding it wrong, swinging it wrong, carrying it wrong, you don't run with a sword like that unless you want to trip and kill yourself.

If she handles her husbands dick with such skills I feel bad for the guy

Post: #8

But the real question is... WYB?

Post: #9

Still better than the Avengers

Post: #10

Ukraine does it for real, without the insane narcissism, and also teaches them how to cook:

Post: #11

She looks silly with the sword but it is merely symbolic. Listen to what she has to say, she says she is a warrior fighting to keep her marriage and connection to her husband in tact, fighting to raise her sons to be be the warriors they were born to be and fighting to raise her daughters to be nurturing. I say good for her.

Post: #12

(10-25-2015 12:08 PM)Gimlet Wrote:  She looks silly with the sword but it is merely symbolic. Listen to what she has to say, she says she is a warrior fighting to keep her marriage and connection to her husband in tact, fighting to raise her sons to be be the warriors they were born to be and fighting to raise her daughters to be nurturing. I say good for her.

This. She not saying she wants to be like a man(feminist) but rather she wants to help kids embrace normal gender roles. The thread title is misleading.

The message would've been better with out the silly video and the choreography she copied from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers.

Post: #13

Whatever gets them out in the sun, exercising, and losing weight, is fine with me.

Post: #14

Quote:Figuratively people in mask are jumping out from bushes and attacking you.

Wow that's a horrible comparison for that guy to make, because if that actually happened that poonce would be crying like a little bitch curled up on the ground. I couldn't watch his video after a minute, it was just pissing me off.

Post: #15

Rule #1 of playing with a sword or any martial arts weapon is don't let anyone see or record you doing it, especially if you're vocalizing the sound effects.