Post: #1

I apologize if this is a dupe thread. I did a search and can't seem to find it anywhere else on the forum. Also, I'm afraid I'm unable to embed the video, so the the link is here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmO-ziHU_D8

SJWs meet post modern debating. Watch and weep, gentlemen.

Post: #2

So if I fired off like fifteen bullshit arguments a minute phrased in ebonics and hood slang, I can go home with a huge trophy too?

Post: #3

WNB.

Post: #4

I understand they're fat which makes breathing harder, but they're hyperventilating, stuttering, and nigga this, nigga that. What skills are they displaying here? Are they trying to argue ghetto-speak as a valid dialect of English?

Post: #5

Even a few seconds of listening to them "debate" is painful. I pity the judges.

I can't imagine what the competition sounded like if these are the winners.

Post: #6

Post: #7

This shit is hilarious. Maybe get a nice trap beat, isolate the 'debate' clip, and you have a great freestyle. You guys are definitely haters. These women are cultural ambassadors. /s

Post: #8

They're so much more concerned with putting on a show than debating anyone, that's clear. I couldn't watch the whole thing.

Post: #9

Internet Aristocrat had a video about this a while back.





Watch the faggot in the first 2 minutes. It tells you everything you need to know about the organization. He immediately rejects all criticism of the debate team winners as racism. It's ironic that that an organization based on the open exchange of ideas can simply play a victim/privilege card to silence arguments. When the left says they want to "start a discussion", this is what they mean.

Post: #10

(10-07-2015 01:31 AM)Atticus Wrote:  I apologize if this is a dupe thread. I did a search and can't seem to find it anywhere else on the forum. Also, I'm afraid I'm unable to embed the video, so the the link is here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmO-ziHU_D8

SJWs meet post modern debating. Watch and weep, gentlemen.

Their debating style reminds me of this..maybe it's the same women I don't know..

Post: #11

(10-07-2015 05:07 AM)freeuser Wrote:  

for the love of civilization...what are we supposed to do with a 'debate' like this? Should we send these people to do the next United Nations address for the united states? The world conclusion would be that america is subject to a brain parasite pandemic.

Post: #12

I lol'd hard when they actually starting getting jiggy in their "debate". These sons and daughters of Obama are on the fast track to becoming astrophysists

Post: #13

I was a debate coach and a debater myself for many years. What debate has become is a reflection of society. Idiocy and diversity have become more important than rational thought and clear argument. Black people act like terrible fools, but the white judges still vote for them.

Another huge debate issue is called squirreling the topic. For example, if the argument is -- freedom is more Important than security in modern society. To squirrel the topic would be to change and define it to something completely different, such as --- racism against blacks today kills young black men in the name of security, we are against police killing young black men. This kind of argument leaves the defense to argue racism and police killing young black men is ok. Kinda hard to win. So usually changing the topic this way is not acceptable and will automatically lose the debate, but diversity debaters can do it against white debaters and it's ok.

Edit --- j spice has a video where the topic was squirreled from talking about American foreign policy to a short clip of the championship round where the black debaters are yelling that aunt jemima is killing niggers. Each group has time to prepare but if the topic is changed to such an absurd argument its not a debate anymore and typically that team will lose for doing it. Not black people though, that would be racist.

Post: #14

(10-07-2015 03:10 AM)Suits Wrote:  Even a few seconds of listening to them "debate" is painful. I pity the judges.

I can't imagine what the competition sounded like if these are the winners.

Several years ago I saw a video of a debate between normal debaters and this kind of black ghetto clacking. It was like a bad acid trip. The black debaters won and I couldn't understand anything they said.

I think this was about 5 years ago and now many normal debaters have stopped attending many competitions, though some are still traditional style debates.

The big issue is that many people have made their livelihood being debate coaches and judges do unless they give up their career they go along with it.

Post: #15

We had a similar problem with law team back in high school.

The biggest problem is that the judges don't really give a shit about what's going on, they don't want to see the same argument rehashed a dozen times so I strongly suspect that they go with the most entertaining one. Ball don't lie probably has the right idea, but this was the only explanation we could come up with ten years ago.

We lost to a bunch of Drama kids. There were more hysterics in that mock trial than an LGBT soap opera. One of their guys brought in a bag full of bacon, claiming it was the remains of one of the burn victims in the case. You can't win if you play by the rules.

Post: #16

(10-07-2015 12:04 PM)Hannibal Wrote:  We had a similar problem with law team back in high school.

The biggest problem is that the judges don't really give a shit about what's going on, they don't want to see the same argument rehashed a dozen times so I strongly suspect that they go with the most entertaining one. Ball don't lie probably has the right idea, but this was the only explanation we could come up with ten years ago.

We lost to a bunch of Drama kids. There were more hysterics in that mock trial than an LGBT soap opera. One of their guys brought in a bag full of bacon, claiming it was the remains of one of the burn victims in the case. You can't win if you play by the rules.

I'd yell "If those are the burn victims remains...you're going to have to try me for cannibalism!" and start eating.

Post: #17

Fascinating. Certainly a good barometer of the nature of a modern Western 'university'. Out with the 'thinking before you speak', and in with the "don't listen and think, just talk more shit, faster and louder".

Post: #18

I was bored so just for shits I decided to type out my best transcription of what's going on here.

I decided to start at 3:46 and go until 4:25. Let's have a read-along!:





"Before death is eternity!
After death is eternity!
THERE'S NO DEATH, THERE'S ONLY 'TERNITY!
And I, Rod Wings, are tellin' you like:
YAH! YAH! YAH!
She clank clank!
But see my time isn't...
See my fight doesn't go undisturbed
Because time makes dreams deferred.
And all my times turn my days to daymares
With my nightmares talkin' 'bout passion
CLANK CLANK!
Denae got time BEATIN' MY ASS!
And yo
I be havin' dreams of chocolate covered watermelons
Fried with field chicken watch pianos
With 'lil picken-y signs and dollars
Kilolibitum
With big sticks of aluminum foil
Hittin' em, tryin' against a piece off all the fried chicken wings
Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben are standing in the corner of the room
With the rifles pointed at the heads of the children
DON'T SHOOT THE CHILDREN NOW SHOT, DON'T SHOOT THE CHILDREN!"

Anyone else want to take a crack at what these fucktards are saying?

Post: #19

(10-08-2015 12:07 AM)Veloce Wrote:  I was bored so just for shits I decided to type out my best transcription of what's going on here.

I decided to start at 3:46 and go until 4:25. Let's have a read-along!:





"Before death is eternity!
After death is eternity!
THERE'S NO DEATH, THERE'S ONLY 'TERNITY!
And I, Rod Wings, are tellin' you like:
YAH! YAH! YAH!
She clank clank!
But see my time isn't...
See my fight doesn't go undisturbed
Because time makes dreams deferred.
And all my times turn my days to daymares
With my nightmares talkin' 'bout passion
CLANK CLANK!
Denae got time BEATIN' MY ASS!
And yo
I be havin' dreams of chocolate covered watermelons
Fried with field chicken watch pianos
With 'lil picken-y signs and dollars
Kilolibitum
With big sticks of aluminum foil
Hittin' em, tryin' against a piece off all the fried chicken wings
Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben are standing in the corner of the room
With the rifles pointed at the heads of the children
DON'T SHOOT THE CHILDREN NOW SHOT, DON'T SHOOT THE CHILDREN!"

Anyone else want to take a crack at what these fucktards are saying?

A rep point for trying to decipher what these vibrant youths are saying.

But seriously, why ya'll be so raciss? Don't ya know, well structured, coherent arguments are so passe.

Post: #20

Is the guy at 3:00 seriously promoting his mixtape during the debate?

Post: #21

In the future all oratory presentations will be slam "poetry"?

Post: #22

I had public speaking class back in JC and we did a section on debate. There were 2-3 girls who looked just like these two, but even less articulate, who decided to debate the team we were debating. The only problem was, the black girls were in the audience, not even on one of the debating teams. They just jumped right in there and started firing off their big mouths. The professor was a really cool black guy, pretty easy going, and I think he didn't want to deal with them so he just let it go.

In the end we won, I think partially because our opponents spent half of their time debating the retarded arguments being obnoxiously shouted from the crowd.

Post: #23

I actually do know the two guys from Oklahoma and that they were debaters. Sadly I hoped, wished and prayed that they wouldn't turn out the way they did. But I knew better.