Post: #1

22 year old chica got the digits two days ago. Her reply times are tight and everything is sailing towards the confirmation for a date night When this happens...

Chica : Oh hahaha I'm doin good. How are you?

Werewolf: good good.Do you want to hang out later this week

Chica :Sure. I get paid tomorrow so I won't be broke ha

Werewolf :How about Thursday around 9

(30 minutes later)

Chica : Possibly. Remind me I guess because I'm really bad at planning things...

My plan is to not reply and use a re start text in a few days maybe on thursday.

Any other ideas fella's?

Post: #2

Best bet is to ignore the "possibly" and assume the yes. Send: "Cool i'll think of a place and text you thursday afternoon"

I don't think she's playing hard to get. Setting a date 4 days in advance is hard for girls, believe it or not.

Still have a backup plan for thursday in case she flakes. I'd peg it as 50/50.

Post: #3

Thanks for the advice Roosh.

I'll let the forum know how it goes. I have another chica on the hook for thursday so it won't be a total wash if this one bails.

Post: #4

eventually...i take less hope for a girl who says ''remind me''...who the hell is she to remind to her anything?....she should be the one who should never forget to meet or do anything.

keep backup plan anyway.

Post: #5

yea, that "possibly....remind me.." would have put me off.

Looks like she might be setting you up for the flake or the "nothing else is going on....I guess Ill go out with that guy".

Id remind her on Wednesday and if she flakes or acts like she doesnt even know what your talkin about, id lose her number.

A girl like that is nothing but a headache.

Post: #6

Alright you filthy animals it's on... chica texted me today we meet @ 9.

Post: #7

(06-23-2011 10:11 PM)werewolf23 Wrote:  Alright you filthy animals it's on...

LOL. I'm strangely touched by that manly term of endearment.

I hope you don't mind if I start using that around here.

Good luck on your date. Let us know how it turns out.

Post: #8

good story to remind us you can't read into texts well.

maybe she was giggiing and in heat and calculatedly trying to sound blase,
but had you seen her in person she'd have said the words with a totally different meaning, being obviously into it

Post: #9

@ Tuthmosis, sheeet boss man you can use that one free of charge mah man.

The night started out good, I was 15 minutes late and when I arrived she was 1/4 through her first pint. She happily paid for the first round which was refreshing. I would have made ya'll proud with my ramble and ability to handle the local shit testing barmaid with the effortlessness of astroglide. During our chat the chica hadn't touched her phone the entire time we've been together, except to tuck it inside her purse a few minutes after I arrive. So I'm thinking " alright, werewolf you've got yourself a contender."

I pick up the second round and begin thinking about the venue change, we go outside and grab a quick smoke. That's when shit starts to unravel. Her phone pings then a second later she asks " Werewolf, I hope you don't mind but I just invited my roommate, she doesn't have anything to do." Fuck.Me.

I give her shit with a joker grin " You're one of those girls that always needed a chaperone while on a date" she laughs hitting my arm, and then says the most jaw droppingly stupid shit I have heard to date while on a date. " this is a date? I thought we were just hanging out" Right then and there I knew I had to ride this one all the way to the bottom of the Marianas Trench just to earn my players purple heart. Keep in mind this chica just turned 22 so I figure she's a bit slow on the uptake, but god damn she's a simp.

Her roommate is a no show at this point so we walk back to her place and she's giving me the tour and it end's up in the bedroom. It's time to make the press, when in the distance I hear the jingle jangle of keys and the unlocking of a deadbolt. Roommate. Fuck.Me.
Roommate enters and she's a bit more attractive than my chica but by that infinitesimal amount that only gays give a shit about and girls lord over each others heads with a knowing glare. Mother hen. She has a peanut sized herp on her lip about to sprout and the attitude of a Rossiyian femicunt lawyer nightmare. Fuck.Me. Adjust for flak, stay on target werewolf.

The "hang out" from hell tricycle makes its way to a neighborhood restaurant where we eat cheese that tastes like grilled chicken. After a slew of shit tests and attempts at condescension from ol' herp lip I'm still a float and my chica asks me to come over and "watch a movie." which as we all know is slang for " werewolf, please crack my cervix with your mighty dong."

Herp lip goes to bed and we settle in on the couch. Mind you the entire night I was touching her, she was reciprocating so I didn't wait until now to begin touching like a herb, but when I would slid my hand up her smooth thigh she would squeal with delight and then slap it away saying " not tonight" Went for the kiss a few times, neck kissing and all that. But no dice. Here comes the kicker ,her fucking allergies kick in. snot , congestion , sneezing and not feeling sexy. I had my commando condoms with me but dammit, I should have brought a Claritin. But werewolf no care for that shit. pussy is near. "Not tonight" again, so i'm like okay cool, I chill for a sec and she actually says to me " wow, you're not acting like the other guys who usually get all pissy when I tell them that."

Well, herp lip's gay buddy crashes the place with his recent acquisition both drunk as fuck and flame on. I knew then and there this was the end of the night, but at least somebody will be getting some ass tonight. Chica and I grab a quick smoke and she gives me a hug, and thats that.

On the way to my car she sends a text

Chica : Have a great night. Get home safely

30 min later

Werewolf : Always.


It was a fucked night but I learned a lot and it was a solid gauge of my game. I need to step it up!!!!!

p.s. wolf no worry though, I have another chica on the way today.... stay safe, and don't get captured you filthy animals.