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A Brazilian robber thought he had an easy mark when he targeted a young woman for a theft, but he was the one who quickly got robbed of his pride.

The intended victim was none other than MMA fighter Monique Bastos, who made the man cry for help and beg for mercy when she had him locked in a chokehold with her legs around his neck. The embarrassing scene was captured in an online video that has been widely circulated.
The incident occurred Tuesday night in the town of Açailândia as Wesley de Sousa Araújo, 18 , was riding around on a motorcycle with an accomplice and decided to try to steal Bastos' cellphone, according to the Brazilian media agency Globo.
But the black belt in jiu-jitsu quickly showed him who's boss, pinning him to the ground wrapping her legs around his neck to form a triangle choke hold.

The thief is heard crying in pain and screaming for the police to help. He later claims it was the first time he tried to rob someone.

"Help, Jesus! It was the first time I did it , sir. It was the first time I did it," he screamed.




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09-04-2015 05:49 AM
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Would Tuths first date bang recipe include a good choke-hold with the legs if its with a nice Brazilian chick? This is the second time some Latin woman has used her legs on a man to control him. Laugh
09-04-2015 05:54 AM
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I'd let her choke hold something else

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09-04-2015 07:23 AM
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I don't know if I could bang her without thinking about passing her guard and armbarin her Laugh
09-04-2015 10:53 AM
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(09-04-2015 05:49 AM)Cr33pin Wrote:  [Image: 1441216879-854325824pv-620x326.jpg]
WYB.... WYC (would you cry)

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Particularly in that first pic: all the visual cues in the picture make me read her as a man, particularly the broad shoulders and biceps. She looks like a broad-hipped teenage male stripper, as such, no sexual interest my end.

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Quote:For all those who want to see Ronda Rousey vs Mayweather, heres how it would look.

Not sure I follow, you have a pencil armed dude being choked by a chick with biceps bigger than that dudes thighs. I would say you're comparing apples to oranges but this is more like comparing apples to coffee mugs.[/quote]
09-05-2015 01:18 AM
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