Post: #51

I started playing ice hockey for the nastiest city in my state in 2nd grade. I'll share one of a hundred stories I have..

I was about 13? Playing in a dirty rink and a rat came on to the ice so I flung it into the home teams crowd lift shot style. I didn't think I was a big deal because the rink was a dump and maybe they should clean it up a bit..

After the game I was changing out of my gear and three guys walked into my area I'm not sure why I was alone at the time but was changing not with the rest of the team.

My Dad was standing with a foot against the wall in eyeshot and the one guy freaked out and started kicking all my shit around. I knew my father would not help me as I saw him watching calmly smoking a Salem.

So I grabbed the first dude and tripped him up and started smashing his face in then the second jumped on my back so I twisted off ( first dude was done fighting for the night) and pushed up to the point where we were standing then grabbed him by the neck and flipped him where I land my body on the stomach and knock his wind out. The third was ready but I grabbed my stick at that point and was about ready to do some real damage and chose to back down. I would've hit him if my father wasn't watching.

We exchanged words and they left. My dad never flinched one time he would've let me take the beat down and also never said he was happy or proud or anything.

Post: #52

(08-22-2015 06:14 PM)LEMONed IScream Wrote:  HAHAHAHA I had doubts whether the dude was stupid or and simply trolling. Now it all became clear.

Fixed.

Post: #53

Actually I am just trying to be good humored about getting raked over the coals.
Its not a big deal. If it makes you all feel better here goes:
THIS THREAD IS NOT GOING THE WAY I THOUGHT IT WOULD!

Post: #54

(08-22-2015 06:30 PM)Natural Born Gyalist Wrote:  THIS THREAD IS NOT GOING THE WAY I THOUGHT IT WOULD!

All is forgiven.

Post: #55

(08-22-2015 06:18 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  My dad never flinched one time he would've let me take the beat down and also never said he was happy or proud or anything.

Sounds like a great man.
We need more fathers like that nowadays

Post: #56

This thread is making me realize why I keep getting into fights with groups of people, especially since my personality is even more abrasive in person.

Post: #57

I'm sure tipping Fedoras is extremely abrasive.

Post: #58

I won't call them fights, but i can't count the number of times guys try to mess with me after they learn i train. It quickly turns into 2 to 4 guys trying to grapple me at once.

Shit last week at a bbq, these three guys wanted to give it a go. Average dudes youd find anywhere. 3 v 1 ended within thirty seconds after tossing the outer two aside like ragdolls and dropping the one in the center flat on his back with an uchimata.

Really makes me think people overestimate the average chump.

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Post: #60

It's cool NBG, I got in a fight with Saint Nick because he was being a Saint Dick

Post: #61

(08-22-2015 06:57 PM)ManVsMachine Wrote:  

I love DEVO, too. They were the shit back in the 80's.
I am not a keyboard warrior, I use the mouse like a sling, get it spinning over my head like a rope dart and let fly. I once killed a giant Sasquatch that way. Hit him right between the eyes.

Post: #62

I may be reading this wrong but this thread may have some SJW types in denial posting.

Post: #63

Not sure if it belongs in the thread, but I put the fear of God in this motherfucker tonight. I was at the bar shooting pool with a couple homies, it was getting hot and crowded in there so I took my hoodie off and set it down on this ledge, within a minute while I was taking a shot some black dude with dreads crept threw and stole it. As soon as I figured out it was gone I was furious, at first I was pissed as fuck at my friend because I thought he knew it was mine and was sitting right next to it when the guy stole it.

He said he didn't know it was mine, but said he saw the black dude pick it up and walk off. I knew the guy because I saw him lingering in that area, and randomly enough he was in my domestic violence class (the one I got sentenced to when I caught a bogus charge from my psycho BPD ex).

Well that dude must be a real piece of shit stealing people's shit at the bar. Anyway at this point I went from my usual cool headed self to wanting to knock someones head off. I scoped the entire bar but he was gone, then I dipped to the next bar over to try and find him and my bro came with just to back me up.

I see this mother fucker walking through this little hallway area with my sweatshirt in his hand. I immediately try and grab it from his hand and say "this is my sweatshirt motherfucker", a struggle ensues and he tries to play tug of war. I slammed him up in the corner of a brick wall and am towering over him, he's a pretty short dude at like 5 ft 7 in.

He tried to claim it was his, but I said "no I bought this shit at Uniqlo in San Francisco" and pointed to the tag, then proceeded to tell him to apologize. At that moment I contemplated slamming a huge Muay Thai elbow into his face, and with him pressed up against the wall his head would've smashed right into the brick.

At that moment, I mentally took a step back and held myself back from putting this dude in the hospital, then two bouncers rushed up and were trying to break us up, fortunately I knew one from the gym so he didn't try to manhandle me. I explained what happened to him and he said that I was welcome to take him outside and whip his ass.

I decided to let it slide, I got my hoodie back, and put the fear of God in the black dude, he seriously was lucky because I could've broken every bone in his face. I could see the fear in his eyes and knew he didn't want none, hopefully he learned a lesson and won't try and steal anybody's shit at the bar again.

Post: #64

I don't understand the way everybody piled on the OP, then he got banned. The video was very interesting. Before I took the red pill, I was brainwashed with bullshit about how aggressive and dominant male behavior is undesirable. After I took the red pill, I saw that these are traits women are attracted to, and I realized I had these traits in me in a way that I disregarded or even suppressed.
By learning to let my natural sense of aggression and dominance come out, I've made huge changes in my life, with women, friends, family, the workplace, and strangers that I meet out and about. After all of this, I developed a far higher interest and appreciation for situations where guys have the balls to stand up for themselves and fight, both figuratively, and literally.
Fighting is a natural part of aggressive and dominant male behavior. We shouldn't seek it out, but we shouldn't shy away from it or act like it's toxic masculinity. Other than that subway guy, I think the other clips all show successful self defense against several guys. That kind of thing makes me want to cheer for the guy. Seeing a video like this reinforces an ideal that I should seek as a man, to be strong, confident, and able to fight to defend myself, if necessary.

As for the way the OP started with Little Dark, he was obviously kidding, and trying to use a forum in-joke, to show that he's done his reading. Everyone dog piled on him, calling him a troll, and he took it pretty well, trying to defend himself without melting down.

I appreciate the fact that heavy moderation helps keep this forum at a high level of quality, but I don't understand why this guy got dog piled and banned the way he did. There were multiple high rep members who responded to this thread in the way the OP meant it to be taken. A little bit of hazing the new guy is understandable, but this got out of hand.

Post: #65

Any thread with an el mech story is a good thread in my book.

Video was retarded though. Half of it was a neo nazi stabbing people and starting shit.

Being able to stand up for yourself is macho. Actually going to blows would be pretty unnecessary in most situations I find myself in though. Nothing cool about going to a professional workplace with a black eye or missing tooth the next day.

Post: #66

@Roastbeefcurtains,

He got banned for this comment:

Quote:A direct by product of fucking lots of beautiful women is haters and jealous men who would like nothing better than to embarrass you in front of your beautiful girlfriend. Now that I am finding out that nobody fights I am doubting the outrageous notch counts as well. Fighting comes along with being a successful ladies man.

Who here has been insulted like this when they're with their girl? I've never seen such disrespect from others period. I've had low value guys call out that I have a bad bitch, but i'd consider that a low class compliment worthy of a nod.

It sounds like someone somewhere had it coming, rather than, "I have a hot chicka and I'm badass enough to crack skulls when they talk shit about it."

The two fights I gotten in were short and quick. No one drew fists and the one i lost had us both on the ground. The other one I pushed the kid onto the ground. These aren't really fights.

Post: #67

I can see where that crosses the line. It may be that he was tested by all the hazing, and when push came to shove, his true nature came out. However, I can't help thinking he might be a perfectly decent guy, who shot off his mouth and went for low blows after being mocked and called out more than he could handle.

I've said stuff that was over the top when my blood was up. I imagine most of us have. I think a lot of newbies get piled on until they crack and start spouting off. Then they get banned. I think there should be some warnings given out for excessive troll calling on newbies who started out with a reasonable post, and manage to stay reasonable for the first several accusations of trolling.

Post: #68

(08-23-2015 06:15 AM)RoastBeefCurtains4Me Wrote:  I don't understand the way everybody piled on the OP, then he got banned. The video was very interesting.
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As for the way the OP started with Little Dark, he was obviously kidding, and trying to use a forum in-joke, to show that he's done his reading. Everyone dog piled on him, calling him a troll, and he took it pretty well, trying to defend himself without melting down.

Everybody enjoys seeing a group of bullies get it handed to them, the thread had potential. He lost it, or at least me, here

(08-22-2015 11:31 AM)Natural Born Gyalist Wrote:  

(08-22-2015 11:10 AM)IvanDrago Wrote:  

(08-22-2015 11:02 AM)Natural Born Gyalist Wrote:  As someone who has been in many street fights and knows that street fights are rarely one on one affairs, I have a special appreciation for one myself, and other fighters who have fought multiple opponents and actually came out on the winning side of the engagement.

How "Little Dark" of you.

Have I fought multiple opponents on various occasions through my childhood, teens, twenties and thirties? Yes
Have I ever lost? Yes
Have I got my ass kicked? depends who you ask. Me, not really.
Have I ever been knocked down? Of course.
Have I had guys try to kick my head into the concrete while on said ground? Yes.
Have I ever been put to sleep by any strike (or choke) in my life? No.
Is it that hard to believe that trained fighters can defeat multiple out of shape, drunk, unskilled chumps?
Its actually a quite common occurrence, thus the numerous videos I am asking forum members to post their favorites of. This thread isnt about me kicking ass, it could be but it isnt.

Instead of saying, "Guys my fight itself isn't the focus here" and then telling the story like any cool guy would do he went into condescending rhetorical question, internet tough-guy mode. Thus the thread went from tongue-in-cheek Little Dark tribute to Little Dark reincarnate, and the pile-on begins.

Post: #69

(08-22-2015 06:02 PM)Guitarman Wrote:  I'm thinking of composing a tribute to this tribute, "The Ballad of Little Dark".

May even stretch it to a whole concept album!

Goddammit, I've been working on a song with that exact title. It's basically a ripoff of Marty Robbins' "Big Iron" with a chorus that goes "Go home, Go home, He sensed the fear inside them and he told them to go home".. Was hoping to get the verses finished and upload it to the songwriters thread.

Post: #70

(08-23-2015 06:15 AM)RoastBeefCurtains4Me Wrote:  I don't understand the way everybody piled on the OP, then he got banned.

Nobody piled up on him, he piled up on himself. He walked in to the thread like a drunk who walks in to a bar with his chest pushed out acting like a baller.

Quote:Tribute to Little Dark and all one man armies (Like the OP)

As someone who has been in many street fights and knows that street fights are rarely one on one affairs, I have a special appreciation for one myself, and other fighters who have fought multiple opponents and actually came out on the winning side of the engagement.

Envision all of the guys you know aged 40+ years and talk this way in public.

The thread title and first post made it clear he was looking to brag about what a bad ass he is under the facade of a Little Dark joke. I posted the "How Little Dark of you" comment to see if he was going to realize this or if he was going to go off the rails. He answered my question in short order.

Quote:Have I fought multiple opponents on various occasions through my childhood, teens, twenties and thirties? Yes
Have I ever lost? Yes
Have I got my ass kicked? depends who you ask. Me, not really.
Have I ever been knocked down? Of course.
Have I had guys try to kick my head into the concrete while on said ground? Yes.
Have I ever been put to sleep by any strike (or choke) in my life? No.
Is it that hard to believe that trained fighters can defeat multiple out of shape, drunk, unskilled chumps?
Its actually a quite common occurrence, thus the numerous videos I am asking forum members to post their favorites of. This thread isnt about me kicking ass, it could be but it isnt.

I checked out at that point.

Quote:I know many millennials do not relate to fighting that isnt done with a joystick in the cyber world, but many men in their thirties and older remember a time when fist fighting was a ritual of passage into manhood, thus have a good two or three decades of fight experience to draw from.

The low blow to millennials was a dick move. He was either looking to get banned at this point or he was just a shithead to begin with. Virtually all genxers and boomers I know, including my badass awesome self, aren't one man armys either.

Quote:I don't go looking for fights but when they find me I don't go running either.

Bullshit. Growing up, I ran with a group of guys that said the exact same thing. But somehow, wherever we went, a fight always happened. Of course it was NEVER our fault. The world must just be full of assholes if we end up "stopping" a fight weekend after weekend after weekend.

Quote:Now that I am finding out that nobody fights I am doubting the outrageous notch counts as well. Fighting comes along with being a successful ladies man.

More bullshit. At the end of the night, people are either fucking or fighting. The guys who are fighting are usually depressed about their life or jealous of the first group of guys. My notch count was zero in my younger days when I acted like OP. Yes, being able to defend and protect a woman is a desirable trait. Being a guy who brags about it publicly and jacks off to fighting videos isn't. You might run in to the occasional headcase who gets off on having guys physically fight over her, but that kind of trash isn't worth getting injured over.

Quote:This thread is making me realize why I keep getting into fights with groups of people,

That is great. Maybe OP is capable of introspection.

Quote:especially since my personality is even more abrasive in person

Maybe not.

Post: #71

Alright , I see what people are saying. I liked the video, and didn't mind the little dark reference he made, because the video played into some of my preconceived notions. However, he instantly rubbed some people the wrong way, and when they pushed back on those points, he just kept making it worse.
I've been in fights too, when I was younger, but I've managed to avoid them for 30 years. I had a guy try to pick a fight in a bar 5 years ago, but I managed to avoid the fight, because it wasn't in my interest to get in a fight
Sometimes you have to fight, and too few guys are ready for it. However, I can see that this guy was glorifying it even in cases where is was avoidable or even blatantly criminal.

Post: #72

(08-23-2015 08:52 AM)bacan Wrote:  Any thread with an el mech story is a good thread in my book.

Video was retarded though. Half of it was a neo nazi stabbing people and starting shit.

Being able to stand up for yourself is macho. Actually going to blows would be pretty unnecessary in most situations I find myself in though. Nothing cool about going to a professional workplace with a black eye or missing tooth the next day.

More than once I've gone to work banged up from fights and as soon as anyone asks what happened, my instant reply is "puck in the head" or "high stick" and no one bats an eye. Not that I"m a professional or anything, I could just as easily say I got drunk at the bar and mouthed off to the wrong guy (which is usually the case) and no one would care.

Post: #73

When I was just a baby, my momma told me, "son, always be a good boy, and never play with guns". But I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.....

Post: #74

(08-24-2015 10:59 AM)vinman Wrote:  When I was just a baby, my momma told me, "son, always be a good boy, and never play with guns". But I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.....

And you wonder why I always dress in black; why you never see bright colours on my back. It's just so we're reminded of the ones who were held back. Til things are brighter - I'm the man in black.

Post: #75

"The men who had chased the girls then attempted to attack again, but martial arts expert Jurevic was ready: 'These guys that chased them, then they really tried to attack me. I’ll have to be honest, I beat them all up.'"

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/01/...ants-beat/

The spirit is hot.