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Interesting collision this evening
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Interesting collision this evening
I ran into something you normally do not in small town Wisconsin this evening... A blue haired chick. Dyed blue, not an old broad...

Was just doing my thing, talking to a couple guys, and she approached me. Looked her up and down and asked her straight out "Why in the fuck is your hair blue?" She was flummoxed by this. (for guys that do not know me, that is exactly what I said. First words out of my mouth)

To back up a bit, while this broad was not a Ford model, she looked pretty good and was not fat at all. Would bang. Hence, my questioning her.

While she was thrown off by my query (totally expected), and had no real answer, she pushed on and I ended up taking her number.

While this is not in depth or anything, like so many love to do here, frankly I took one thing away from this encounter.

I was easily the best dressed guy in the place and exude class and cash. (Small town WI a quality polo and nice watch means you are high end. Most don't know the watch is high end, but the fact you are wearing one is classy) While she got sucked into the feminist black hole, as soon as she saw a quality guy she went after it/me.

This is just kinda stream of consciousness, but yes I found it comical. Blue haired chick that just succeeded in fucking up her look.

May bang her tomorrow.

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(This post was last modified: 08-15-2015 06:43 AM by Hotwheels.)
08-15-2015 06:34 AM
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RE: Interesting collision this evening
If more guys would speak their mind to women like this maybe they'd give pause before messing up, or further messing up, their looks.

examples:

*Why the fuck do you have tattoos covering your body?
*Why the fuck do you have a cow's nose ring through your septum?
*Why the fuck did you stretch your ears out with that thing?
etc.

Underlying message: Men don't find it attractive.

Added benefit: Saying it may very well increase her attraction to you.

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08-15-2015 09:46 AM
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RE: Interesting collision this evening
(08-15-2015 09:46 AM)robreke Wrote:  If more guys would speak their mind to women like this maybe they'd give pause before messing up, or further messing up, their looks.

examples:

*Why the fuck do you have tattoos covering your body?
*Why the fuck do you have a cow's nose ring through your septum?
*Why the fuck did you stretch your ears out with that thing?
etc.

Underlying message: Men don't find it attractive.

Maybe...it also become attention when that happens. Women always use my tattoos as an opener "why do you have those ugly tattoos?" etc.

Remember, for brain damaged women, attention is still attention whether positive or negative. Ignoring them is the best method for it to go away.

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08-15-2015 09:48 AM
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RE: Interesting collision this evening
(08-15-2015 09:46 AM)robreke Wrote:  If more guys would speak their mind to women like this maybe they'd give pause before messing up, or further messing up, their looks.

examples:

*Why the fuck do you have tattoos covering your body?
*Why the fuck do you have a cow's nose ring through your septum?
*Why the fuck did you stretch your ears out with that thing?
etc.

Underlying message: Men don't find it attractive.

Added benefit: Saying it may very well increase her attraction to you.

You forgot Bacchus' classic.

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RE: Interesting collision this evening
This is great!

This reminds me of stuff that my college buddies used to do. I hung sometimes with this motley crowd of punk rockers who were also rabid conservatives and loved to flout all social conventions and expectations. One guy in particular specialized in this.

Once when a girl was wearing too much lipstick and came over to talk to us, he blurted out "MY GOD!! WHY ARE YOUR LIPS SO RED?!?!! THAT'S A SIGN OF CONSTIPATION!!"

Sometimes he'd make fun of a girl's name if it was exotic...or too boring...or anything. There was a girl at college named Madonna who most guys deferred to because she was very nice-looking and stylish. But he'd greet her by singing (loudly) "Celebrate!! Holiday!!"

Sometimes this would backfire ("Your friend's a jerk!") but a lot of the time he'd have women completely into him because...no one acted this way.

Cool move, Hotwheels; I gave your a rating point for this.
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Hey Hotwheels, get her to come dressed in all white. You may qualify for the Smurf flag.
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