Post: #26

(08-14-2015 10:35 PM)Veloce Wrote:  Sometimes certain screennames evoke a whole backstory fantasy in my head.

Like for me, when I read Rortis, I think in my head, "You know, I bet this guy's name in real life really is Rortis. He lives in the suburbs of Des Moines, still at home with his parents, an English mother and German father. His father makes him call him 'sir'. Every morning at 6:00AM his mom yells out, 'Rortis! Go out and water the plants!' and afterwards he sits down to a bowl of Grape Nuts cereal with 2% lowfat milk."

Post: #27

90% of people marry their 7th grade love. Since you read this you will be told good news tonight. If you don't post this in 9 comments you will have the worst week. Starts now. This is not fake. Apparently if you copy and paste this in 9 comments in the next 10 minutes you will have the best day tomorrow. You will be kissed or asked out. In the next 53 minutes someone will say I love you.

Post: #28

Is there any way to prevent new posters from making a thread before their 100th post?

Post: #29

(08-15-2015 02:26 AM)ComebackKid Wrote:  90% of people marry their 7th grade love. Since you read this you will be told good news tonight. If you don't post this in 9 comments you will have the worst week. Starts now. This is not fake. Apparently if you copy and paste this in 9 comments in the next 10 minutes you will have the best day tomorrow. You will be kissed or asked out. In the next 53 minutes someone will say I love you.

I'm confident that I'll be babysitting the three migrant workers currently fixing a leak and a faulty door in my apartment for the next 53 minutes. I will absolutely be upset if any of these men tells me that he loves me.

Post: #30

(08-14-2015 07:34 PM)Rortis Wrote:  I don't want this to go down the predictable road

Either a liar or naive.

Post: #31

Race thread.

Post: #32

Those guys also did a Spring Break "Would you cheat on your boyfriend" video. It is incredible clickbait for youtube commenters.

Post: #33

(08-14-2015 10:35 PM)Veloce Wrote:  Sometimes certain screennames evoke a whole backstory fantasy in my head.

Like for me, when I read Rortis, I think in my head, "You know, I bet this guy's name in real life really is Rortis. He lives in the suburbs of Des Moines, still at home with his parents, an English mother and German father. His father makes him call him 'sir'. Every morning at 6:00AM his mom yells out, 'Rortis! Go out and water the plants!' and afterwards he sits down to a bowl of Grape Nuts cereal with 2% lowfat milk."

For me, the name "Rortis" reminds me of Dungeons & Dragons' premade character names - so bland that they actually end up being endearing.

Post: #34

(08-15-2015 03:06 AM)dads Wrote:  Is there any way to prevent new posters from making a thread before their 100th post?

Yes, but then Little Dark would never have become legend.

Post: #35

White women responding yes to liking black dudes = liking strictly famous rappers/entertainers and jock athletes.