Post: #1

So right now I'm at my neighborhood bar. There's a huge birthday party for some skanky 5 going down. I'm hitting on the bartender's gf at the end of the bar and the 5 rolls by. I grab her and ask her how she rates this kind of party for her 30th "hit the wall" day. She responds "because of this" and runs her hands down her body. Huge tits, but face has hit the wall, and she has a gut. I had no response other than, "Really? Why?" She storms off and now I'm getting dirty looks from her friends.

Ugh. I need to start hitting Eastern Europe.

Post: #2

This party is all 5's with a 6 or two and a bunch of thirsty beta types. Bad time to live blog.

Post: #3

This doesn't merit its own thread. People usually live blog on their own blogs.