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(07-26-2015 04:16 PM)birthday cat Wrote:  In 2014 a friend of mine introduced me to PCP aka angel dust. I was finishing up a PhD with a dual major in quantam physics and gender studies as well as working at a strip club at the same time and had a hard time concentrating. PCP worked wonders but one of the side effects is that it makes your hair fall out. I'm a short blonde guy but with no hair I look just like Shaquille O'Neal. The gold-digging sluts at the strip club would get so drunk at work that they thought I really was Shaquille O'Neal. They would chase me down and try to suck my cock in the parking lot.

I didn't sleep with something crazy like 25 women in one year because I was steadily beta-orbiting 5 women at the same time, all in the 2-5 range so you know they had great personalities. I find it more convenient to have solid friendships then to bang 10's all the time.

The reason why I decided to start this thread was, I honestly have nowhere else to talk about it. Pimpin' ain't easy but I'm so glad I found you guys because this is the only place where I feel like people can relate to my feelings.

Post: #27

That's enough internet for today.

That guy looks NOTHING like JT.

I'm not sure if he's trolling are had some serious mental issues.

Post: #28

In case anyone missed this hilarious thread!

Post: #29

How could I miss this thread the first time around? The OP is clearly on some next level shit...

Post: #30

LOL you dont look anything like Justin Timberlake, and ive been told i look like justin timberlake so yeah...........no

But if you believe it and it works for you, maybe its mind over matter. Perhaps looking like a celebrity cant hurt either

Post: #31

(09-28-2016 03:37 AM)GetRichOrdie Wrote:  ive been told i look like justin timberlake

Which version? donscorpio was like 2005 version's doppelgänger (even though he's Asian).