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Johnny Depp's dog kicked out of Australia
Well done to the Aussie govt for kicking Johnny Depp's dog (named Pistol) out of the country. Apparently there is another one, named Boo, that is also getting kicked out (quarantine regulations).

Not a problem for Johnny, he's chartered a private jet to take them back to the USA.

Johnny Depp...a lesson for us all...don't let your girlfriend choose the type of dog you get, and don't let her name your dog.

Too bad Pistol and Boo are leaving Australia, they would have made a nice snack for our local K9's.

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05-14-2015 08:03 PM
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RE: Johnny Depp's dog kicked out of Australia
Am I the only one who really doesn't like Johnny Depp?

I love Blow, I just really don't like him.
05-15-2015 02:14 AM
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RE: Johnny Depp's dog kicked out of Australia
The agricultural minister, Barnaby Joyce, was pretty awesome in a news conference telling Pistol and Boo to bugger off to the United States.

And over these little shit dogs, I think it may affect the filming of Pirates of the Carribean 569. Or whatever installment this one is.

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RE: Johnny Depp's dog kicked out of Australia
Lol why is this a thread
05-15-2015 02:55 AM
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(05-15-2015 02:14 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  Am I the only one who really doesn't like Johnny Depp?

I love Blow, I just really don't like him.

I think that he's a very talented actor (in the same area as Clooney, DiCaprio et al.), but I really wish he'd do more movies like Blow, Public Enemies and Donnie Brasco and less gay, Tim Burton wacky costume shit like Pirates of the Caribbean, Alice in Wonderland and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

...You know, movies for people that aren't 9-year old kids and dudes who just scored some killer mushrooms...
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Here's Johnny

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05-15-2015 04:13 AM
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They're filming another one? Laugh

I enjoyed the first and second because they were good films but the films nose dived at the third and got worse.
05-15-2015 06:18 AM
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Come on ... celebrity dog threads?

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(05-15-2015 02:14 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  Am I the only one who really doesn't like Johnny Depp?

I love Blow, I just really don't like him.

I'm with you. I'm sick of hearing about him. He was money in "Donnie Brasco" and that's great, but...yeah...

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05-15-2015 08:08 AM
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RE: Johnny Depp's dog kicked out of Australia
A little stupidity/fun every now and then won't kill anyone. Can't take ourselves so seriously.

I like this thread over the ones where some guy who rarely, or never posts comes on posts a long thread and asks for a ton of info and disappears. I had no idea RVF became Burger King (Have it your way).

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(05-15-2015 02:14 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  Am I the only one who really doesn't like Johnny Depp?

I love Blow, I just really don't like him.

He was good in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas but since that role it's like his brain broke or something and he can only do a variation of Hunter S. Thompson in all his movies these days.
05-15-2015 05:39 PM
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Those aren't dogs. They're accessories to put in a woman's purse.

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05-15-2015 06:07 PM
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RE: Johnny Depp's dog kicked out of Australia
Aussie newspaper reports:

Quote:Johnny Depp's dogs leave Gold Coast after 'War on Terriers' saga

"War on Terriers"...had to laugh

Well, it looks like the story is over. At least it was good for a laugh.
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(05-15-2015 05:39 PM)El Chinito loco Wrote:  He was good in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas but since that role it's like his brain broke or something and he can only do a variation of Hunter S. Thompson in all his movies these days.

Please tell us about your acting career and credentials

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(05-15-2015 07:39 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  Please tell us about your acting career and credentials

Never said I had any but if want actual experience as a requirement for criticism you might as well not discuss anything from a critical point of view ever again.
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Can't say I'm a fan of Johnny Depp, but at least his movies inspired this spin off...

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RE: Johnny Depp's dog kicked out of Australia
The story continues...

Quote:Johnny Depp leaves Gold Coast under cover of darkness as authorities threaten jail over dog ‘smuggling’

Authorities threaten jail over dog "smuggling"

Johnny Depp in an Australian prison...he won't enjoy that. There'll be plenty of Jolly Rogering waiting for Johnny.
05-25-2015 10:52 PM
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That's how we roll down under..... Get some real man sized dogs depp. Barnaby Joyce telling him to bugger off was epic.
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They're threatening Depp with prison? Last time I checked the whole country was a penal colony so he is already 'on the inside'.








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05-26-2015 11:22 AM
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