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RE: The Greatest Opener of All Time
(05-25-2011 02:21 PM)raliv Wrote:  Gmanifesto:

I tried these:

http://www.ecstacyproducts.com/store/ecs...?cPath=109

They tasted and smelled like tobacco but with a more natural flavor. Also was a little herby. People I know who hate the smell of cigarette smoke that loved the smell of these.

They had a slight, very slight buzz. Nothing significant though.

They burned a little quicker as well so you are constantly lighting new ones.

My lungs were clear as a bell. No cough, no phlegm. I went for a run later the next day and didn't feel like I had smoked at all.

Mentally? Nothing except having a great intro line at the bars and enjoying being around other smokers who are more interesting people than non-smokers.

Granted, I think telling people that you are smoking herbal cigs would get "you're a pussy" from veteran smokers so I don't think I would tell people. However, I think they give you most of the positive side effects of smoking without all the nicotine, coughing, and other side effects that I don't particularly enjoy.

Lol I think I am going to get some today for when I go out.


Does one have to actually inhale this 'herbal' smoke into their lungs?

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05-27-2011 09:52 AM
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RE: The Greatest Opener of All Time
(05-27-2011 08:03 AM)Gmac Wrote:  The Non-Smoker's version of The Greatest Opener of All Time: "Need a light?"

Just carry a classy Zippo on your person at all times. Money.
I don't have a zippo but use a regular bic. This is pretty good but most smokers carry lighters on them
05-28-2011 02:18 PM
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RE: The Greatest Opener of All Time
Used "got a light" last night. Worked, minus the fact the bitches were trolling for drinks.

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05-28-2011 02:25 PM
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RE: The Greatest Opener of All Time
houston -

"I don't have a zippo but use a regular bic."

Switch to a Zippo. Thank me later.

SFTD -

"Used "got a light" last night. Worked, minus the fact the bitches were trolling for drinks."

Good work.

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RE: The Greatest Opener of All Time
What kind of zippos is everyone using? The classic silver one?
05-30-2011 12:31 AM
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RE: The Greatest Opener of All Time
What do you guys think about an engraved lighter?

http://www.thingsremembered.com/product/...rd=lighter
05-30-2011 12:48 AM
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Only smoke cigs when out on the town. That way you can benefit from the social options without compromising your health.
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05-30-2011 02:33 AM
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(05-25-2011 11:58 AM)Caligula Wrote:  Great opener.

I also get girls throwing me that line. I'll usually have a basic lighter of some sort but am looking for something more special.

When a girl comes up to ask for a light or a smoke I always use the tried and true: "Only if you introduce yourself first."

No idea where I picked that up but it works quite well, I also don't introduce myself once they do I just start conversation from there.
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(05-30-2011 12:48 AM)BostonBMW Wrote:  What do you guys think about an engraved lighter?

http://www.thingsremembered.com/product/...rd=lighter

I had one of these for the longest time till I lost it.

http://www.cellphoneflasks.com/fuck-comm...ghter.html
08-08-2011 12:40 AM
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I have a Bugatti torch lighter that always gets comments.

"Smoking game" was essential when I'd roll dolo. It gives you an entire new area of the bar to scope. Also, no one asks, "Are you alone?" You avoid that question altogether.

Also, clove cigarettes. They smell awesome and don't hurt your lungs. Chicks always comment about them, and invariably you have a circle of people around you bumming them.

It doesn't hurt to have a J in the box of cigarettes, either. Perfect exit is, "Let's get out of here and go smoke this."
08-08-2011 12:49 AM
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