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Excelsior · 2017-05-02 01:19:00 · #6401

NightVale · 2017-05-03 06:56:00 · #6402

Excelsior · 2017-05-04 00:03:00 · #6403

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LeoneVolpe · 2017-05-04 00:32:00 · #6404

LeoneVolpe · 2017-05-04 00:37:00 · #6405

LeoneVolpe · 2017-05-04 00:41:00 · #6406

Guriko · 2017-05-04 02:19:00 · #6407

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SirStephen · 2017-05-04 05:39:00 · #6408

Extremely funny video from Austrian TV.

Since it's in German and there are no subtiles, I try to give a rough translation in English here:

Code:

Hello - I am Andy.

Client: Breasthuber.

Hello Breasthuber, what can I do for you?

Client: Just a regular massage please.

No stress, entirely calm.

We have all time of the world.

I give you a Honey-Turmeric massage, with no extra charge.

The Inuits from Alaska are also doing that, since honey and turmeric are finally available for purchase over there.

Client: Sounds interesting.

Ui Ui Ui.

Entirely tensed.

You are entirely in the head.

I launch some chill music for us.

Our body - tells so much about us.

This entire latent aggression.

That slips into us, through society.

Unable to leave again.

Remember when we were children.

A child doesn’t know aggression.

If we all were children, there would be no war.

Sorry.

This… can happen.

We’ll have that fixed in no time.

We don’t have any stress.

What’s up?

What’s up with you?

What does it mean - „The file can not be deleted !!“?

I don’t want to delete a file.

„The file cannot be deleted. The filename is invalid or too long. Select another file.“

Ok.

Lets restart this junk.

I… tell… you… re… start… noooooow…

„The mouse driver was uninstalled. Click on „OK“ to download a new driver.“

Noooo.

For sure, I don’t want to download a driver.

Asshole.

„You have changed the position of the mouse pointer. Restart Windows, so that the changes will be committed.“

For sure, you wont tell me, what I have to do!

Ok. I give you a last chance.

You.

Now.

Play.

The.

Music.

Or.

Something very bad.

Will happen.

„Error 3127 has occurred“.

Client: Perhaps, an ear-candle massage? (did’nt get that)

No stress. We have all the time of the world.