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I figured this was big enough for its own thread if it hadnt already been posted

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My brain had almost...ALMOST gotten to the point where seeing a video like this doesn't elicit any reaction. Her pants are a pocket for her stomach.

"Successful online modeling career."

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(04-22-2015 06:00 AM)Sourcecode Wrote:  



I figured this was big enough for its own thread if it hadnt already been posted

The thirst is as great as her girth, chaps, I'm sorry to say.

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I no longer fear a nuclear holocaust.

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She will be dead soon

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Quote:I figured this was big enough for its own thread if it hadnt already been posted

I see what you did there... Heh

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To find that attractive the man has to have some kind of mental fetish disorder.

He needs psychiactric help

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Betas are a fat girl's bread and butter.

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When is the apocalypse happening

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I just want to add something else here....

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You know how they say when you and a friend being chased by a bear, you don't need to outrun the bear, you just have to outrun your friend? I just found my new best friend. Fucking bear could go all summer long on that shit.

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Glad to see you posted this!

I was just going to do a post over the game forum about how to pick up women who are so fucking fat they need to use mobility scooters in the supermarket (see sexy pic below). This is truly my dream.

But my problems are many:

1). They keep running over my foot.

2). They scoff at my buying vegetables, especially green ones.

3). They don't like to be talked to when they're buying all the Ben & Jerry's.

4). They think the word "ho" refers to Hostess Ho-Ho's.

4). They keep running over my other foot.

Thanks in advance for any help with this matter.

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(04-22-2015 09:42 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  Glad to see you posted this!

I was just going to do a post over the game forum about how to pick up women who are so fucking fat they need to use mobility scooters in the supermarket (see sexy pic below). This is truly my dream.

But my problems are many:

1). They keep running over my foot.

2). They scoff at my buying vegetables, especially green ones.

3). They don't like to be talked to when they're buying all the Ben & Jerry's.

4). They think the word "ho" refers to Hostess Ho-Ho's.

4). They keep running over my other foot.

Thanks in advance for any help with this matter.

or

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Reminds me of that episode of "Crank Yankers" where a man is calling a truck rental place to haul his 700 pound wife off to a diet clinic.

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Whatever happened to Big Nigel?

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This one is for Heartiste.

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I would literally prefer death than to spend my life as her husband. I would even prefer to be tortured before death for 6 months knowing that at least after 6 months this life would be over.

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(04-22-2015 06:00 AM)Sourcecode Wrote:  



I figured this was big enough for its own thread if it hadnt already been posted

2:48

Their first date was in Odessa...............

Odessa, TX? The Incel Republic?

or Odessa, Ukraine? The Poosy Paradise?


edit: 3:24 TEXAS license plate spotted. This is why you don't live in West Texas.

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Pause at 0:33 for the beta capture of the year.

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C'mon guys, you're overlooking the advantages of fucking a chick with a gut like that.

You get a fourth hole - the belly button!

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3:15

"Although it's a big plus for Lance, Gayla admits that her 96-inch waist brings its fair share of problems."

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SSBBW = "Super Sized" BBW

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If unrestrained thirst in a sexualised society leads to the over-valuation of women, then adding a fetish to the thirst means that a man who is a 6 will need to find a woman who is a 1-2 (or pay for a 6+). This means that a woman who indulges an intense jolly can add circa 4 SMV points to her value and still have some to spare to absorb her hypergamy.