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WOOOOO SHIT!!! OkCupid??!! BRO!!
WHERE has this thing been?

I have one picture of myself, with a troll like jokey profile.
Half my questions are sexually charged answers. How'd I get the sex questions? answer each one that comes up and keep skipping the other bullshit questions. And if you do, leave a funny answer. Eventually all your matches will be horny chicks that don't care about being open about it and when they see your answers they'll think you're a funny guy...All I did was search via match percentage and just skim through her profile, and respond to whatever I seen. Just got this thing on the 10th, interacting with a few. Got a cougar's number, working on a few college chicks, meeting up with a hot nerdy chick this week.

WHY HAVE I NOT HEARD OF THIS THING??!
Anyways Guys.
Be FUNNY. Show you give a fuck about what these bitches type.

Generic Match Chick:"Hi, I'm Stacy, I watch Netflix(like every other broad on here lol).
I like art, a passion for photography blahblahblah"
Question"Did you join OKCupid just to have sex with people?" "Yes"

"Hey I'm Alonzo,
You're really cute/I like those dimples/You're pretty hot/I like those (insert sexy apparel)/Have you ever considered(insert interact alternative to one of her hobbies that could be steered into sex later on)
What's your Netflix password?(or other jokey question that's funny)"

I don't even waste time getting social media shit. Just tell them you don't use it, you're more into hearing her voice, I dunno man make up some smooth shit that gets around it, get the digits and your gold. SO many guys are in her inbox looking for tittypics and FB and IG, but I'm just like fuck that. What's the number. Text me. I'll call you. Let's git er done! (obviously with more tact, and changing your approach depending on the type of chick she is, but it's pretty basic lol)

What makes this thing so perfect is you're just catching all the chicks that matches you anyway so all you gotta do is say hi lol.
fuckin lovin it!



What works for you guys? Anybody pullin chicks off this?

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