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Cockblocked by a tow truck
Date off OKC, going well, but her car was towed. Damn it. Had to take her to the impound and the night was ruined.

Next time she'll park at my place.
03-15-2015 01:12 AM
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Sounds like she owes you a bang.

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03-15-2015 08:06 PM
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That was funny. Thanks for the laugh!
03-15-2015 08:18 PM
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(03-15-2015 08:06 PM)Cobra Wrote:  Sounds like she owes you a bang.

Pretty confident I'll see her again... next time I'll tell her to park at my place so we don't have to deal with parking issues again. Perfect excuse to get her at my place.
03-15-2015 10:00 PM
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RE: Cockblocked by a tow truck
Always ask a woman where she parked.

I've dated women with PhD's who couldn't read a parking sign, god forbid a parking meter.
03-15-2015 11:12 PM
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RE: Cockblocked by a tow truck
Fucking ungrateful bitch!

She texts me and says she's not sure she wants to pursue this further, because she had a hard time understanding me because of my deaf accent.

I mean, really... fuck this.

Fuckthat
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03-16-2015 09:36 AM
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(03-16-2015 09:36 AM)CleanSlate Wrote:  Fucking ungrateful bitch!

She texts me and says she's not sure she wants to pursue this further, because she had a hard time understanding me because of my deaf accent.


I mean, really... fuck this.

Fuckthat

Thats probably one of the most hilarious yet insulting flake excuse I've ever heard Laugh she's basically saying you are an alien and she doesn't speak your language Laugh

I've had girl saying she couldn't make it because her dog just died, then showed up later at the party with some other guy. Bitches have no fucking dignity these days.

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03-16-2015 10:20 AM
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Okay here's what I did.

I changed my OKC & POF profile headline to "Yeah, I'm the deaf guy with a weird accent."

Fuck it. Evil
03-16-2015 12:33 PM
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RE: Cockblocked by a tow truck
(03-16-2015 09:36 AM)CleanSlate Wrote:  Fucking ungrateful bitch!

She texts me and says she's not sure she wants to pursue this further, because she had a hard time understanding me because of my deaf accent.

I mean, really... fuck this.

Fuckthat

Respond back:

"Ever had sex with a deaf guy? Wink"

Or some variation. Nothing to lose, but a pussy to gain.
03-16-2015 03:28 PM
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Don't tell me you paid for her tow fee lol !

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03-16-2015 03:35 PM
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(03-16-2015 03:35 PM)kaotic Wrote:  Don't tell me you paid for her tow fee lol !

Good God, no!

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03-16-2015 03:41 PM
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RE: Cockblocked by a tow truck
I once had an 18 year old give me her number, sent back an initial text and all, but then texted back "I'm worried about our age difference." I was 36.

Oh well. Just too bad you had to take her to a damn impound.

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