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vinman · 2015-03-04 01:19:00 · #1
Thanks to a generation of girls growing up watching porn on their smartphones I don't think this would happen in America.

Quote:Turns out bigger isn’t always better.
A Nigerian woman filed for divorce from her husband because she couldn’t handle the size of his penis, according to Nigerian media reports.
Aisha Dannupawa, a housewife and mother of three, asked a Sharia court to dissolve her one-week marriage to Ali Maizinari in Nigeria’s Zamfara State due to his large member. She told the court she had married Maizinari after her first marriage failed.
As part of tradition before settling in her husband’s home, the bride was invited to move into his parents’ house. It was when they first had sex she claimed that the trauma began.
“When he came, we had sex but the experience was a nightmare. Instead of enjoying the sex, it turned out to be something else because his penis was too big,” she told the court, according to Nigeria’s Tribune.
After their first unsuccessful romp, she took medication given to her by her mother.
“I told my mother the experience but she told me to endure and that with time, I will be able to cope. She then gave me some drugs,’’ she said to Nigerian media.
According to Dannupawa, the couple had sex again but it was “too much to bear” and concluded that no drug could help the sexual process or their marriage.
The well-endowed husband did not deny the accusation. Though he told the court he was willing to dissolve the union if his dowry and money spent during the courtship was paid back.
Zamfara is over 500 miles away from Lagos, Nigeria’s capitol and was the first state to introduce Islamic law.

And I wouldn't deny it either. Banana

http://nypost.com/2015/03/03/wife-seeks-...uge-penis/
BortimusPrime · 2015-03-04 02:41:00 · #2
Wonder if she's been genitally mutilated. I imagine taking a purple crayon is a lot more painful if you've had your pussy sewn shut.
Suits · 2015-03-04 02:48:00 · #3
(03-04-2015 01:19 AM)vinman Wrote:  
Quote: Though he told the court he was willing to dissolve the union if his dowry and money spent during the courtship was paid back.

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Praetor Lupus · 2015-03-04 02:49:00 · #4
After reading about Donglegate and Sexist Shirt Scientist, I was almost expecting the guy to apologise publicly and sign up for a Opus Dei summer camp.

If ever men apologise for having abnormally large nukes, the world is finished.
Jukes · 2015-03-04 05:43:00 · #5
Aisha Dannupawa, a housewife and mother of three, asked a Sharia court to dissolve her one-week marriage to Ali Maizinari in Nigeria’s Zamfara State due to his large member. She told the court she had married Maizinari after her first marriage failed.

Dowry better be informecial rate because this is damage goods.
Pride male · 2015-03-04 06:46:00 · #6
I would rather have an oversized cock than a tiny dick.
ChrisPitts · 2015-03-04 07:20:00 · #7
I didn't think my story would hit the news so fast. As you can see, this is a tough time for me and my wife.


Banana
Suits · 2015-03-04 08:12:00 · #8
(03-04-2015 07:20 AM)ChrisPitts Wrote:  I didn't think my story would hit the news so fast. As you can see, this is a tough time for me and my wife.


Banana

We'll try to respect your privacy. I've PM'ed Roosh asking to have this thread deleted.
JohnKreese · 2015-03-04 08:12:00 · #9
Meanwhile, somewhere Liza is reading the story....
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Swedreams · 2015-03-04 09:01:00 · #10
This is like the opposite of the small penis rule. No man would voluntarily deny the rumor that he's well endowed in order to win a lawsuit.
Harvey Specter · 2015-03-04 09:58:00 · #11
(03-04-2015 02:48 AM)Suits Wrote:  
(03-04-2015 01:19 AM)vinman Wrote:  
Quote: Though he told the court he was willing to dissolve the union if his dowry and money spent during the courtship was paid back.

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He married a divorced woman with three kids.
spokepoker · 2015-03-04 10:30:00 · #12
Dang, what's he packing if after 3 kids she can't take it?
Aliblahba · 2015-03-04 10:34:00 · #13
(03-04-2015 10:30 AM)spokepoker Wrote:  Dang, what's he packing if after 3 kids she can't take it?

She probably found a bigger dick.
TravelerKai · 2015-03-04 10:38:00 · #14
What does he have that elephantitis(sp?) condition? Or is he just hung like a horse? He could make plenty money doing what JohnKresse posted above, no doubt about that.
JayJuanGee · 2015-03-05 03:01:00 · #15
Really the guy is doing something wrong if he does NOT know how to use his member to his advantage, and really does NOT seem to have been a good idea to marry a woman with three kids and then to only figure out, after marriage, that his parts do not mesh well with her parts. Probably, he should have done a test-drive, even though there may have been some cultural issues at play?
aphelion · 2015-03-05 06:25:00 · #16
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