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RE: Lies you've told on first dates
I was on a holiday in Crete 4 years ago.

At my hotel, there were a number of hot Eastern European waitresses. One was a beautiful Lithuanian blonde. She was 22. I had been chatting her up for a couple days and we agreed to meet and go for drinks in the nearby town on my last day.

She asked for my age (16) , i told her i was 22 aswell and she believed it lol. Probably because of my loud voice idk.

Got the bang that night, it was actually my first time Banana .
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RE: Lies you've told on first dates
Wow, guys, I haven't even made in to the first date (scheduled 5 days from now) with this hottie I met on Sunday, but I've already dropped tons of material worthy of this thread.

She was upfront about not wanting just a "sex partner," so I laid it on pretty thick about only wanting serious girls who are comfortable with their bodies and don't need 12 dates to figure out what they want.

Somehow I managed to make the point that girls who are serious about finding a serious relationship will have sex on the first date, because "they know what they want."

Heh.

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(05-04-2015 11:19 PM)Suits Wrote:  Wow, guys, I haven't even made in to the first date (scheduled 5 days from now) with this hottie I met on Sunday, but I've already dropped tons of material worthy of this thread.

She was upfront about not wanting just a "sex partner," so I laid it on pretty thick about only wanting serious girls who are comfortable with their bodies and don't need 12 dates to figure out what they want.

Somehow I managed to make the point that girls who are serious about finding a serious relationship will have sex on the first date, because "they know what they want."

Heh.

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RE: Lies you've told on first dates
(05-03-2015 09:00 AM)Driesinator Wrote:  I was on a holiday in Crete 4 years ago.

At my hotel, there were a number of hot Eastern European waitresses. One was a beautiful Lithuanian blonde. She was 22. I had been chatting her up for a couple days and we agreed to meet and go for drinks in the nearby town on my last day.

She asked for my age (16) , i told her i was 22 aswell and she believed it lol. Probably because of my loud voice idk.

Got the bang that night, it was actually my first time Banana .

damn……. I was in a really similar situation before, but I straight out told her I was 16 and she started treating me like her little brother. Back when I had negative game

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05-05-2015 12:23 AM
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RE: Lies you've told on first dates
"I'm a virgin" recently with a serious catholic virgin I wanted to date.

Coincidently, I "I'm not a virgin" may have been used in the past as well...
05-05-2015 06:43 PM
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I'm currently unemployed but the last few dates I've been on, I've spoken as if I'm employed. Even told some made up funny stories from my day at the office, lawl.
05-06-2015 02:38 AM
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Don't worry, I always wear a condom.

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"I don't judge women."

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"You're different."

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(05-04-2015 11:19 PM)Suits Wrote:  I often tell girls "I have all the skills and knowledge necessary to be a player, but I just really like having real relationships with women that I actually have a meaningful connection with."

Wow, guys, I haven't even made in to the first date (scheduled 5 days from now) with this hottie I met on Sunday, but I've already dropped tons of material worthy of this thread.

She was upfront about not wanting just a "sex partner," so I laid it on pretty thick about only wanting serious girls who are comfortable with their bodies and don't need 12 dates to figure out what they want.

Somehow I managed to make the point that girls who are serious about finding a serious relationship will have sex on the first date, because "they know what they want."

Heh.

Good stuff Suits. Do you say this stuff in Chinese? Or like I assume, are you speaking English with these girls?
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RE: Lies you've told on first dates
"I promise I won't cum in you" <--- used plenty of times. As said before, provbbly a shorter list if asked what truths I told these girls lol.
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(05-06-2015 12:36 PM)Swooper Wrote:  
(05-04-2015 11:19 PM)Suits Wrote:  I often tell girls "I have all the skills and knowledge necessary to be a player, but I just really like having real relationships with women that I actually have a meaningful connection with."

Wow, guys, I haven't even made in to the first date (scheduled 5 days from now) with this hottie I met on Sunday, but I've already dropped tons of material worthy of this thread.

She was upfront about not wanting just a "sex partner," so I laid it on pretty thick about only wanting serious girls who are comfortable with their bodies and don't need 12 dates to figure out what they want.

Somehow I managed to make the point that girls who are serious about finding a serious relationship will have sex on the first date, because "they know what they want."

Heh.

Good stuff Suits. Do you say this stuff in Chinese? Or like I assume, are you speaking English with these girls?

This particular example was in English, with a girl whose never set foot in a club and only been to a bar a few times, despite having lived in Beijing her whole life.

However, the ratio of my Chinese-to-English texting has been about 2:1 as of late. A lot of these bishes prefer my Chinese to their English.

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I have to go return some videotapes.

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In our culture we have a saying : A man who does not lie will never marry. Meaning that lying is the norm during courtship.

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I've only been on a couple of dates from Tinder...
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I haven't seen a girl in months.

Milf ? What is that ?

Of course you're not a slut. (Admitted she had a Bf after we fucked)

Looks don't really matter to me.

Oh what a coincidence, i've been meaning to call you!
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You're so interesting
I'm open to a relationship
I'm not just interested in sex
You look beautiful (7.5 on a good day)

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Let's just watch Netflix.
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"My house is only ten minutes from here."

"I want to wait till we've had at least 50 dates before our first kiss. We will have sex on our one-hundredth date."

"I'm too tired to have sex tonight."

"I don't like hook-ups. If I like a girl enough to have sex with her once, I'll definitely want to see her again."

"Wow, you look so young for your age."

"Sometimes I like kissing for hours and hours. I like sex, but I'm not in a hurry to have it."

"I can tell that you are different than other girls. You think for yourself."

"I really like you sense of style."

"I just want to spend tonight talking a lot and really getting know each other."

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Don't worry, it'll be our little secret...

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Go ahead girl...Can't nobody see you...

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Her: "How old are you?"
Me: "28" (actually 38 -- she's 24)
Her: "You have some gray hair..."
Me: "Must be premature... My work is stressful."

She keeps bugging me about accepting her Facebook request but I'm tagged in my twent-year reunion photos so I'm holding off.

Her: "Why are you so dressed up?"
Me: "I just finished seeing patients."

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(08-13-2015 12:39 AM)Indy Wrote:  Her: "Why are you so dressed up?"
Me: "I just finished seeing patients."

Brilliant.

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