All righty let's jump right in for round 2.
As promised here is my long awaited Berling right up.
Backdrop: I had super high expectations going into Berlin. It's been my favorite city in Europe since
Coverdoc's famous winter adventures there back in 2015. I have to say that back then I was a much different person than who I am today game and personality wise. Since my time there I have fucked many more women, much much hotter than during my time there..My abundance mentality has gone through the roof, so have my standards and my confidence/cockiness. I stayed for 4 days, suppose to be for 8.
Interlude 1: Last year I was in South America and met a pretty fine fucking german girl from a small town in southern Germany during day game at a local park. Bitch was built like a stripper and was a virgin, of course, I opened her, smashed her 2 weeks later and then she flew out to see me after stalking my IG and realizing I had other hoes. I found her personality boring as fuck and she had this cockiness to her or rather a nothing impresses me attitude that lead me to almost kicking her out of my place twice. Eventually, I broke it off with her as I had too many plates in my rotation to deal with a boring bitch no matter how hot she was.
I drop this story above not only to brag on myself and fuel my narcissism but to give insight into where my perspective was in regards to women before hitting Berlin summer. Without further adieu:
I did no pre-gaming going into Berlin this time. Like I stated in my Barcelona post, I was burned out from gaming my life away in Mexico. I probably wouldn't have even hit Europe this trip, but my friend never went overseas and I wanted him to taste the sweet nectar that beholds a Black American man who travels.
I hit Kirdiseal over PM to stop over in Koln to run some game with him, but I guess he was too busy chasing fat german 5s to hit back.
We hit Berlin on a Monday straight from Barcelona. Since 2015 the rates on Airbnb have gone through the roof, but I'm a proponent that location doesn't really matter to game so I said fuck it and booked us a spot in Prenzlauer Berg.
Day game:
From the moment we got on the plane, I felt looks from a few German honeys. One I opened waiting to board the plane telling the bitch she had mad swag for wearing blue socks and reeboks (I was lying) she loved it and chatted me up, I told her let's chat later and I took my seat on the plane. Later when we landed she was eyeing me so I walked right over and told her give me her IG, She looked kind of shocked as I did this in front of everybody, but I don't give a fuck and she complied saying she'd hit me up to smoke and chill. Yeah that bitch kept waiting, as I wasn't in the mood to hang out with boring 6s so I left her DM she sent me later that day on read.
We hit the Airbnb and it was dusty as fuck, unfortunately, I'm highly allergic to dust so it threw me into a frenzy. Anyway, meet up with a forum member who was a fan of my winter adventures, cool dude who we grabbed a beer with and had big aspirations for Berlin. He watched my boy run some game on these Greece hoes and split to handle some business. My boy was loving Berlin as he was getting more reception from the women than in Spain. He was opening chicks with ease and getting digits/IG handles. They didn't lead to shit though.
I on the other hand, sadly found myself utterly fucking disappointed. I don't know what the fuck happened but I found most of the women to have very rough/boring and or dirty faces. I knew Berlin was hipster as fuck, but I don't remember such a dirtiness and dryness to them. We opened some decent looking chicks only to find out they were from turkey and boring as fuck too. My boy kept wanting to game them, but I could read the body language that the hoes weren't about shit so pulled him away.
I found that most if not all the women I opened to have this German cockiness to them that in the past I found as a challenge, but this time around I found extremely fucking boring and played out. It's like working hard to crack open a clam only for it to be mud inside. They all reminded me of the virgin German girl previously mentioned. I was not putting up with that shit, especially after being in L. American where the women are so passionate, emotional and fun.
Overall I found the actual white german chicks, a let down. A few cuties, but honestly played out boring faces that look like they took Tyson blows to the chin or just basic dirty hipsters. I got checked out a lot where I went, like a lot that even my boy commented on it. I didn't give a fuck and was ready to go after my second day there.
BUT THIS COVERDOC HERE SO YOU KNOW I SMASHED A FEW SLUTS FOR THE STORY, one of them solid fucking baddie. Let's go!!
I ran day game on a Turkish chick with a nice ass, but nothing to ring the bell about. I thought she was latina, but she told me she's from Izmir doing a student exchange. She was pretty funny and laughed at all my jokes so I knew she was ready to go. Her personality was refreshing although her face a 6. Below my standards, but fuck it. We met for drinks another day. She wanted to meet near her, at a spot called Monkey Bar. Bitch please!

I told her she needs to come to a bar 5 mins from my place and she complied. Ran standard game on her at the bar and she was having the time of her life. Told me about boring german dudes and blah blah blah. I went to bar to grab some napkins and got opened by some older german hoes. I flirted with them for a little to let my date get riled up. Came back and she was ready to go. We made out, I told her to walk me home because i get scared of hipsters at night. She laughed and complied. We came back and sat in the kitchen talking and drinking tap water. I whispered sweet nothings in her ear like I was Usher and promised we'd go watch Black Panther together Saturday. She was smitten. I then popped it off made her give me a blow job right there in the kitchen. Took her to the bedroom, and got the bang. Her ass was nice and soft, like all these middle eastern hoes(turkey's in Europe though lol). Told her to be my sugar mama and buy me a döner. She did.
Funny story, inside kebab place the owner was making jokes, asking girl in Turkish if I was Africano. She said Americano and that nigga went fucking apeshit. Started yelling number one. I said dude WTF and he said America is number one racist country, fuck trump and all this other noise. I was post nut and frankly didn't give a fuck. I thought him and his Turkish buddies were going to jump me, but he was a cool after I looked him in his eyes and said Ist mir egal (I don't care in German) Anyway she catches metro home with a big ass smile on her face, not knowing she'd never be seeing me again. She hit me up a few days about watching the movie, then later tried to call me. Yeah bitch good luck in Turkey!
Night game: Didn't hit any nightclubs or bars besides my dates and grabbing beer with forum members. Sorry
Online Game:
At this point I was running tinder game as well and matched with a plethora of women. Like I stated in previous post, Germans and other hipster bitches really really love my look and personality. I was getting about 3 matches a day just using normal tinder and 10+ matches a day, using Tinder boost, but I had about 20 girls like me who I didn't reciprocate a swipe(tinder gold feature let's you see who likes you before you swipe on them) Anyway of the women I did match, most were again cocky and boring. Lots wanted to do shit like go to the park during the day,(Berlin is hot and humid during the summer so that was a fuck no) get coffee(fuck nope!) or talk more before meeting up. (Bitch i'm not Dr. Phil) so I was nexting hoes without a care.
Ontop my next bang. this was the pride and joy of my trip. Solid 7.5-8 bitch from Iran with a fat fucking ass. Bitch was built like an IG model and I was in love. Not real love, but damn damn damn I would have added her to my roster if I didn't hate Germany at this point. Matched with her on Tinder and ran that famous Coverdoc tinder template. She was trying to be sassy at first, so I told her to "fuck off with that attitude shit." She loved it. Bitch was into trap music and kept asking me about Migos, Future and others. I knew it was game time.
-Shouts out to Fury as we met up with him a few hours before my date. Cool dude, but sadly didn't get to run game with him. Anyway, him and my boy go out since I have my date lined up. She meets up a bar close to my place, and of course because she's pushing hot status, I'm purposely late. I show up and
BITCH LOOKS LIKE FUCKING YOUNG SADE! (That's a singer from south africa for you young heads)
I was happy as fuck to take a break from seeing all these boring faced german hoes.
Anyway we greet and she's standoffish at first, but I have the scent of blood so I feel her out. Use my usual, I can tell you about yourself line. and she relaxes some. I then bring on the asshole game to level 10. Pushing her away from me on the couch, telling her that her foundation is off, that she's a wannabe IG model and then I relax some. I then pull her in for the kiss and she loves it. I start biting on her and she's all over me. I knew she wasn't quite ready yet so we have another drink and I bring out my secret weapon for these trap music loving non-black hoes. I start talking to her in my Southern USA accent. She loves it and tells me "We can def kick it more if you keep things gucci" I bust out laughing and tell her we stop using slang like that 2-3 years ago. At this point,i'm feeling good that I got her so we leave. We got lost as fuck on the way back home so a 12 minute trip takes 30 minutes. She's wearing heels(which i appreciated because these boring german hoes would have shown up in sandals or dirty ass sneakers) and complain about her feet. I pick her up and carry her for about 10 minutes. She loves the attention we are getting because all these boring ass germans carry is there fucking warm craft beer and iPhone 4 so they are staring at us and all the German girls are starring super hard and smiling
We get home and go to living room. She said she can't stay long as she has to catch train back home before it get's too late. I told her to kick it for a little bit and I promise to call her an uber home. She agrees and relax some. Of course I put on that
PND to set the mood right. We make out and she gives me some LMR. I wasn't having that shit so I tell her to sleep on the fucking couch and I head to the bedroom and lay down. She says "fine I don't give a fuck." 5 minutes later she calls my name. I ignore her...She then walks into my bed room and ask why am I such an asshole, I say girl shut up. I look up and she is undressing herself, she then hops in my bed butt ass naked under the covers and I feel that soft BUBBLY butt on me.
I proceed to pipe her ass down like there was no tomorrow. She was a great lay. She didn't blow me though as she recently got her tongue pierced
Anyway next day, she kicks it with my boy and I for a little and i bang her out one last time before she get's ready to go to a pool party she got invited to by her lame ass group of beta orbiters and says "yeah they are my friends, they like me and my girls, but we don't like them" I tell her to shut up and let's go so I can walk her to the train. She looks shocked as she remembered I promised to call her an Uber home. (Yeah good luck bitch, I already busted. You take the train) I tell her either come on or walk by herself to the train. She ask to leave her jacket and some stuff in her purse to come by and get it later. Of course, I decline as I know this bitch just wanted to come get donkey fucked again, but I wasn't in the mood to be bothered. She calls me an ass and we go downstairs. I push her up against the wall, make out and squeeze that nice soft ass one last time. We hit the front door of the apartment building and I tell her i'm tired and not going to walk her to the tram. She looks disappointed and say okay. We hug and I close the door on her.
She later hit me up saying I got her good last night as she was only coming to have a drink and chat, but I charmed her good. I tell her I know and she tells me the pool party guys are all over her and blah blah blah

. She ask me what my plans are for that night and I tell her i'll let her know, but definitely, want to see her. Of course I was lying so yeah I saw her again guys, on IG as I was flying my ass back the fuck to Barcelona. Chuss
In conclusion, let me be frank here. I am never in my fucking life returning to Germany again. Germans are BORING as fuck. All of them, except the minorities who came over after the age of like 10. Boring boring boring and the ones who don't look like dirty hipsters in Berlin are even more boring. And super fucking cocky/pseudo-intellectuals. I couldn't stand it and for that single reason I left and went back to Barcelona.
Now in terms of girls, if you are a black dude with any smidgen of game, you should have a nice little roster. Your competition usually consist of lame ass african dudes, basic army dudes and hipster loser dudes carrying their warm craft beer and iPhone 4s.
Tips:
I'd recommend day game if you are really personable, otherwise stick to online game. Lots of girls take their sweet time to respond which is evident by the plethora of whatsapp/IG/Tinder matches I received in the last week from Germans asking to hang out or grab a beer.
Also
-Have the Patience to deal with their boring personality
-Pipeline with tinder like a 2 weeks out. Trust me as these German chicks warm up themselves in their own heads.
-If you enjoy craft beer, and convos about the most mundane shit, German summers are for you.
-The ONLY area I would suggest to day game in is Mitte on Friedrichstraße. Saw the highest quality of women there. Lots of tall blonde honeys in heels and skirts. I day gamed there but sadly didn't pull anything hot.
-IG obsession is really growing here so if you have a good Instagram have these girls add you asap and tell them you'll DM them. They take it as a compliment when you say their IG is cool.
-All the young girls under 25 love trap music. Do yourself a favor if you aren't familiar and listen to some on youtube. Or don't and just add some to your music playlist.
-Biracial and foreign chicks are pretty easy to talk to if you have some style. Be careful though, they can be dangerous to talk to. Dangerously fucking boring.
-If you're contemplating between Germany and the other place, do yourself a huge fucking favor and pick the other place.
Interlude 2: I realized that German women get super slutty outside of Boringermany. I met a girl at a bar with her dad in Barcelona. She was typical boring and cocky but was a cute 7 with nice ass butt. She told me off bat she had a boyfriend, but I did my usual not giving a fuck. By the end of the night, the dad was wasted in the corner and the daughter and I was salsa dancing and she was all over me. She text me later saying she wish she could sneak over but can't leave her family. She promised to stop by the second i got to Berlin as her school was like 2 hours away. Of course, when she got back to Boringermany, she had a shit ton of excuses for why she couldn't come and tried to text me more. I ignored her.
Racism:
None at all, from anybody. I didn't get mistaken for an African by one chick and only one Turkish dude at the kebab place. My style is similar to my main man PartyNextDoor.
But take that with a grain of salt as Berlin is not traditional Germany by any means. More international.
If anyone is complaining about pulling these boring hoes, your game must not be that tight. Any dude with even a little personality would do fine here and if your lust for the blond hair blue eyed girl is high then sure come to Boringermany.
Any questions ask away! Otherwise
Cheers!
-CD