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This here is a primer on eating booty. Anilingus. Rim jobs. Tossing the salad. Wikipedia itself defines this glorious act as “an oral and anal sex act where one person stimulates the anus of another person by the use of their mouth.” They also have this useful picture.


Glad you’re up to speed. Now why do we need a thread devoted to the art of rimming? Because, as far as I know, the psychological benefits of eating booty have not been explored on this forum. And although there are probably battle-worn, experienced booty-licking connoisseurs here, this is more for the playas that haven’t discovered this dark side of sexual relations.

There are two main reasons why you should consider licking a girl’s shitter. Here they are:

1. It’s fun for you. The depravity of the act will be a rush for you, because admit it, deep down, you’re a disgusting mothafucka.

2. It’s fun for her. This is the big one. When she realizes that you’re a depraved disgusting mothafucka that likes licking where she poops, this will confuse the shit out of her (not literally, I hope). We’ll return to this.

You may be asking yourself, ‘now Kamikaze, how exactly do I go about pleasuring that booty with my mouth? Doesn’t it taste… like shit?’ No! Brother, eating booty is very pleasant if your lady is up to date on the cleaning of her shitter. It may even taste nice, in a really fucked up way.

Here are my recommendations for the actual first-time act, with a focus on the lead-up so you can get an idea of how to work up to this life-altering event.

1. Pick the lucky girl. I have several sub-recommendations for this.
- Preferably, she is not fat and has great hygiene.
- Somewhat related: if she’s farted in your presence, perhaps she’s not the one to try this out with. My apologies and condolences in advance if you get hot gas in your mouth because of me.
- Pick a girl who’s innocent, who’s never had that done. The more surprised she would be by the act, the better.
- Pick a girl you WANT to keep around for a while. Goes back to point 1a. The act will psychologically hook her to you. Think twice before parting those cheeks and diving into the ass of that ham beast you picked up at da club. She’s a 6 AT BEST buddy. By god, have some standards and only rim hot bitches.


2. Clean yourselves. This goes without saying, but please share a romantic shower before you embark on the tossing.

3. Take her to a bed. Preferably away from prying eyes. Make her believe she’s ‘just’ gonna get a good dicking. Optional: orally service that pussy. But NOT TO CLIMAX FOR GOD’S SAKE. Just get her nice and warmed up for the snake. Then have her lay on her stomach.

4. Play with her ass cheeks. If you’re an ass-man, you already do this. If you’re not an ass-man, here’s a more detailed description:

- Playfully jiggle them.
- Lightly spank them.
- Generally act like big dumb Lennie from Of Mice and Men… an oaf that can barely control his impulse to just manhandle dat ass. But remember, it must be controlled. Don’t kill the rabbit.


5. Kiss her ass cheeks, closer to the hips, with her ass cheeks together.

6. Start opening up her ass cheeks, discretely, as if it’s part of the game. Get a good look at that puckered sucker (this may be a good time to decide whether or not to go through with it, so pay attention for any irregularities).

7. Kiss closer and closer. She may start squirming and asking what are you doing. She’ll probably be smiling though, because deep down, she’s kinda disgusting too. Be creative and pick your line. I like to use ‘I have to do this.’

8. Lick. Eat dat booty. Toss that salad. Don’t use your teeth. Especially if you have braces, teenagers. You don't want your grill stuck in any stray ass hairs. Don’t lick for too long, you’re not getting her to O from this. My hidden cameras reveal I only spend 90 seconds at most, with intermittent ass cheek kissing, servicing her pooper. Worship that ass, but not for too long playa. Also, for god's sake DO NOT put your tongue IN there. Just lap that shit up all sloppy on the outside.

9. Now flip the bitch and stick your dick where it’s supposed to go (that would be the pussy), and watch as this poor girl slowly falls in love with your disgusting-ass.


In conclusion: The vulgarity and depravity of tossing a hot, sexually naïve girl’s salad is a severely underrated tool in a man's toolbox. Plus she'll love you, and deep down we're all sappy romantics, aren't we.

Share your anilingus stories and tips, fellas. What was the psychological effect on the girl, if it was her first time having it done? If it wasn’t her first time, did it change your impression of the beast?

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Someone finally made a thread on eating ass

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What's the point of eating booty if I'm not going to be fucking booty

That's like her spitting on my dick and not touching/sucking it

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Welp I'm definitely a scumbag then - I put my tongue somewhat in her pooper.

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Holy shit.

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OP's username is quite apt.

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Do you know how long it took to get men to even consider eating pussy?
And now the world is trying to push eating ass on us?

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The fuck did I just read

Edit: on a side note I have done a lot due to this forum I guess it's time to try something else I haven't done

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Great first post. Ha.

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I enjoy it from time to time. It's a psychological thing, sets the stage for some freaky shit. It either does something for you or it doesn't, just like anything else

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If I was going to do it, I'd rather let a woman take care of tossing the salad.

Women love to feel used anyway, so why put my tongue on her butthole.

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You forgot to mention point number 10, let me remind you

10. French kiss her immediately after. deep kissing with lots of tongue.

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Gross

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(11-04-2014 07:56 PM)Seamus Wrote:  I enjoy it from time to time. It's a psychological thing, sets the stage for some freaky shit. It either does something for you or it doesn't, just like anything else

Above is why. Messing with her ass lets her know "shit is about to get real" especially if you are a non-verbal bedroom communicator.

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Explain what you mean by don't put your tongue in. I believe it's Rimming when you just focus on the outside of the balloon knot

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(11-04-2014 08:22 PM)ashraf Wrote:  You forgot to mention point number 10, let me remind you

10. French kiss her immediately after. deep kissing with lots of tongue.

Now shit just got real, some people like that taste of funk in their mouths afterwards, it's like after you've been suckin' on titties to the point where you get that weird taste in your mouth.

I guess for some people that can be erotic.

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I have done this once to a Chinese girl. It was her first time too. I think the main thing is the shower, make sure it's clean. Smell it first to make sure all is kosher, then dive in. This girl's asshole tasted sweet, I shit you not. So I was down there for a little while. She loved it.

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this is really good shit.

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I enjoy eating some prime angus now and again.

Mostly it's with a regular girl I like and I know has good hygiene. Sometimes I feel like taking things to the next level.

I very seldom do this with girls I don't know, but I admit on a few occasions I have been overcome by an urge and just dived into unknown territory.

I regret nothing.....

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As long as its clean, it won't taste bad.

First time I did this, I had just unmounted my ex, she was laying there on her stomach, she had no idea it was coming, I just looked at that perfect 20 year old asshole and went for it, and she absolutely loved it.

Hygiene is super important here, like OP said, you don't do this with nasty club rats, you find a girl who takes care of herself, a yoga obsessed vegetarian or something.

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This is also a good way to transition into anal once you get her comfortable with ass play