Post: #1

Hey guys I need advice on responding to a crazy chick from CS who requested a couchsurf. Right now I'm living with my family so I can't host her but she sure as hell has a fine ass body and I want to bang her.

Now normally I'd just go ahead and reply making sure to be funny and to tease but since she's put in the sob story of getting fired and all that shit, I wondered how you would suggest going about responding in the most effective way possible. Your feedback is greatly appreciated. Thank you! Here's the message she sent:

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Hey there how u doing?

My name's (her name) n i'm from Holland. I'm working for a Dutch company and got fired today. U see we have a new supervisor a week now n everybody really dislike the guy. No one really dares to say something to him about how annoying he is, so i was the first who dared to open my mouth about it. N now im fucked cuz the fukn guy fired me!!! Sorry for the bad words hehe

That means i have to move away from the apartment this sunday morning, since it's the company's apartment.

I would love to stay a week @ ur place. I allready applied for jobs now so i'd like to stay in Malta n wait for responds. Am very social, fun n neat person. Love to travel aswell n go clubbing. I think we'll get along fine

So hope to hear from ASAP! U can mail me to (her email) or call me on my dutch nr (her number)

Cheers!

Post: #2

Would your family mind if she just stayed with you/them for a week? Perhaps you could just tell them she is a friend and just needs a week to get back on her feet.

If so tell her she can find gainful employment on your cock until she finds a better paying job.

Post: #3

(03-29-2011 01:29 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  Would your family mind if she just stayed with you/them for a week? Perhaps you could just tell them she is a friend and just needs a week to get back on her feet.

If so tell her she can find gainful employment on your cock until she finds a better paying job.

Yeah I guess you should ask your family to see what they think, the problem will be banging her on the house with your family there.


Anyways, if you really want her to stay at your place and your family gave you the green light, then responding is easy. Acknowledge her firing situation, make a small comment about it, then tell her its ok to stay at you're place.

Post: #4

Nah I can't host her. The parents are really religious and object completely to having a girl sleep over. I've been sneaking chicks into the house too often now and my folks have had enough.

What I must do is inform her that she can't stay, but inform her in such a way that it still allows me to meet her and get the bang. The question is how to go about it. I'm thinking I casually mention I can't host her, mention the firing briefly as FretDancer suggested, and then suggest we meet up for a drink in a bar.

Post: #5

(03-29-2011 03:06 PM)flashbang Wrote:  Nah I can't host her. The parents are really religious and object completely to having a girl sleep over. I've been sneaking chicks into the house too often now and my folks have had enough.

What I must do is inform her that she can't stay, but inform her in such a way that it still allows me to meet her and get the bang. The question is how to go about it. I'm thinking I casually mention I can't host her, mention the firing briefly as FretDancer suggested, and then suggest we meet up for a drink in a bar.

Yeah that sounds good in my opinion. Hopefully she'll agree even when the hosting is not happening, probably adding more DHV to your profile might help. Also mentioming that you think you have some job ideas/opportunities from her will definitely reduce flake/rejection chance!