I blame thirsty ass betas for this.

There should be a Law that allowed husbands to separate immediately with no fault if his wive decides to change her appearance in any significant way after marriage!

(09-24-2014 09:04 PM)rhr Wrote:  There should be a Law that allowed husbands to separate immediately with no fault if his wive decides to change her appearance in any significant way after marriage!

You can get divorced whenever you want. Every state in America allows no-fault divorce, and the reasons for your desire for legal separation can be as gray and fabricated as you want. Irretrievable breakdown, irreconcilable differences, incompatibility, and insupportability. While a judge will have to assess and approve the divorce; if one party says they simply will no be happy being married to the other party then there's not much that can be done. The judge forcing the marriage to stay is only going to make matters worse.

So if your wife cuts her hair just file no-fault divorce and say you are incompatible and have irreconcilable differences.

I can't believe the number of women who do this.

I remember when my mom got her hair cut short... She was going through chemotherapy. That is about the only valid reason I see for short hair on a woman.

Marriage is so favorable for women that women put up an elaborate front to induce men to marry them. Once the sucker has signed away his life to her, there's no need to put forth any effort anymore, she has him by the balls and can do whatever she wants.

It's not just hair cutting, many married men can recount how radically their wife's behavior changed for the worse in the first year after marriage

It's interesting that the worst changes seem to occur in situations where the guy married a single mother-they really go all out to run an elaborate con game to find a resource provider for their sprogs and they have no respect for the chump that falls for it

I always tell women near me that short hair cuts make women look like boys. There isn't anything attractive about it.

I criticized Cuoco too and the look of surprised and horrified disbelief makes me laugh. Women with short haircuts are damaged, lazy, and unfeminine. Imagine Penny and Lenny having sex. It's like two guys going at it.

The reason it's so popular are:
1. Weak men who aren't voicing their preferences.
2. Feminism bringing the pixie cut back.

Its also less care involved than long hair, and women are lazier.

That show has been going downhill for a while now, not that I was ever a huge fan.

Now the only attractive girl on the show is Koothrappali's sister (rarely shown anymore) and Howard's wife who is almost always covered up.

Blah. You might as well just start eating ice cream out of the tub and collecting cats.

On a personal note, my girl just recently got a haircut and when she sent me the picture of the results she said something along the lines of, "I just cut off the dead ends and stuff, I know you like it long "

Warmed my heart (and my balls). Now I'm going to go take her to dinner along with my other buddy and his girl who just spent a bunch of time and money on re-coloring her hair to look good for him. Such a nice cocoon in a world of less and less feminine women.

My wife didn't do the post wedding hair chop, thank goodness. I haven't seen anyone in my social circle do this. I have seen women get the odd "shortish" hair cut if something damaged their hair bad enough that the only easy solution was to get the rough split end bits cut off.

New article about this phenomenon

Quote:The first stop for many newlywed women, post honeymoon, is the hair salon.

On her wedding day, fashion designer Lauren Conrad’s hair fell in loose waves mid-way down her back. A month later, she has a tousled bob. Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco, too, had chest-length hair on her wedding day in January. By April, she’d chopped it into a layered bob. Jessica Simpson also went short soon after she married Eric Johnson over the summer. And the original post-nuptial haircut might belong to Jennifer Aniston, who had hair to rival a Disney princess’s the day she married Brad Pitt, but a sleek, chin-length style in the period that followed.

There's a Reason Why Women With Long Hair Cut It All Off After Their Wedding Day

Tyson Kennedy, a senior stylist and co-owner of Cutler Brooklyn, a new salon in Williamsburg, tells Yahoo Style that it’s common for his clients take scissors to their heads after saying “I do.”

“Ninety percent of the women I cut will grow their hair for their wedding,” he says, “and then afterwards they’ll chop their hair.”

He said that most of them start growing out their hair from the moment they get engaged so they’ll be able to have more ways to style it on their wedding day.

“They’re not sure what they want to do with it for their wedding,” Kennedy says. “The more hair they have, the more options they have.”

Edward Tricomi, master Stylist and co-founder of Warren-Tricomi salons, says that brides also like to keep their hair the same way they’ve worn it for a while before the wedding so they know the photos will look good. No one wants a drastic, might-have-been-a-mistake cut immortalized in a wedding album. "It’s less pressure doing something different to your hair once all the pictures have been taken," he says.

During that time, Kennedy says their cuts consist only of “dusting the ends or growing the layers” but, in many cases, the women are already dreaming about cutting their hair.

“A good amount of them are already talking about it before they get to the wedding,” he says. “They do it straight after the honeymoon. They usually, at least, wait until after the honeymoon.”

He thinks the impetus to chop their hair is simply because they’ve been letting it grow for long, and watching pretty much anything grow is boring. Plus, big life changes tend to call for extreme hair switch-ups, too.

“It’s a big build up,” he says. “You’ve been getting toward one thing and not been able take any off. After the wedding, it’s sort of like when a rubber band pops back into place. You can do whatever you want again.” He also points out that the textured bob is so popular right now. It makes sense that many young women—Conrad and Cuoco among them—want to try it.

As for the newlywed husbands, do they find themselves wondering how they ended up with a wife with short hair?

“The husband isn’t going to say anything,” Kennedy says, laughing. “It’s kind of the first test for him. He’s going to say, ‘Whatever you want, baby. I love you anyway. It doesn’t matter if you’ve got long hair or short.’”

(12-03-2014 10:20 AM)bacon Wrote:  New article about this phenomenon

Quote:The first stop for many newlywed women, post honeymoon, is the hair salon.

On her wedding day, fashion designer Lauren Conrad’s hair fell in loose waves mid-way down her back. A month later, she has a tousled bob. Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco, too, had chest-length hair on her wedding day in January. By April, she’d chopped it into a layered bob. Jessica Simpson also went short soon after she married Eric Johnson over the summer. And the original post-nuptial haircut might belong to Jennifer Aniston, who had hair to rival a Disney princess’s the day she married Brad Pitt, but a sleek, chin-length style in the period that followed.

There's a Reason Why Women With Long Hair Cut It All Off After Their Wedding Day

Tyson Kennedy, a senior stylist and co-owner of Cutler Brooklyn, a new salon in Williamsburg, tells Yahoo Style that it’s common for his clients take scissors to their heads after saying “I do.”

“Ninety percent of the women I cut will grow their hair for their wedding,” he says, “and then afterwards they’ll chop their hair.”

He said that most of them start growing out their hair from the moment they get engaged so they’ll be able to have more ways to style it on their wedding day.

“They’re not sure what they want to do with it for their wedding,” Kennedy says. “The more hair they have, the more options they have.”

Edward Tricomi, master Stylist and co-founder of Warren-Tricomi salons, says that brides also like to keep their hair the same way they’ve worn it for a while before the wedding so they know the photos will look good. No one wants a drastic, might-have-been-a-mistake cut immortalized in a wedding album. "It’s less pressure doing something different to your hair once all the pictures have been taken," he says.

During that time, Kennedy says their cuts consist only of “dusting the ends or growing the layers” but, in many cases, the women are already dreaming about cutting their hair.

“A good amount of them are already talking about it before they get to the wedding,” he says. “They do it straight after the honeymoon. They usually, at least, wait until after the honeymoon.”

He thinks the impetus to chop their hair is simply because they’ve been letting it grow for long, and watching pretty much anything grow is boring. Plus, big life changes tend to call for extreme hair switch-ups, too.

“It’s a big build up,” he says. “You’ve been getting toward one thing and not been able take any off. After the wedding, it’s sort of like when a rubber band pops back into place. You can do whatever you want again.” He also points out that the textured bob is so popular right now. It makes sense that many young women—Conrad and Cuoco among them—want to try it.

As for the newlywed husbands, do they find themselves wondering how they ended up with a wife with short hair?

“The husband isn’t going to say anything,” Kennedy says, laughing. “It’s kind of the first test for him. He’s going to say, ‘Whatever you want, baby. I love you anyway. It doesn’t matter if you’ve got long hair or short.’”

It's sad but it seems like most men getting married these days have absolutely zero balls. If she wants to look like a boy with a vagina they should tell her ass to fuck off and go marry a lesbo.

my wife started growing her hair longer after the wedding so she wouldn't have to wear extensions at her bikini figure competitions...what am I doing wrong?

(12-03-2014 10:35 AM)TheWastelander Wrote:  It's sad but it seems like most men getting married these days have absolutely zero balls.

Would a man with balls have a reason to marry these days?

I once asked a middle age woman why they cut their hair short when they grow older and she told me 'because with long hair at this age you look like Mary Magdalene'. I guess she meant a mature woman doesn't look good with long hair.

I'm thinking about trolling these bitches by marrying a motorcycle that's painted like Matt Taylor's shirt, ensuring all the cartoons have long hair. It's absurd enough to get picked up by Huffington Post. Then, when interviewed, I'll just tell them that my motorcycle will never change the way it looks for me, will always be slim, and won't mind if I take other bikes for a ride. It also won't divorce rape me.

^ I'd be happy to officiate the ceremony.

I always found Bernadet to be more bangable and feminine than Penny, now it is more obvious


Pluss she has bigger tits

Penny has gone downhill, just watch how she used to look back in S1