Post: #1

So it's going to happen that you get a girl's number, text a few times, but then when it comes time to plan for a date, she stops replying or says she is busy. You don't hear from her for a long time and then suddenly you get an unusually friendly and almost thirsty text from her late one night asking how you are doing and if you want to meet. She may never have used smilies before but now it's all over the place. This is a girl you have not had any action with.

What's happening is that she is spending time with her boyfriend at night, they're bored, and he is urging her to fuck with you. If you reply with "Sure how about we meet on so and so" then you won't get a reply. Their plan is to pore over your excited texts and laugh about it. Instead, you will send this text:

"Yeah maybe we can meet soon, but next time let's be sure to use a condom. I'm not ready to be a dad. "



Unfortunately we can't see her furious denials when her boyfriend reads this with her, but we can imagine.

Post: #2

That's honestly perfect.

Post: #3

I agree with this, but it doesn't always have anything to do with the boyfriend.

Sometimes the girl is just looking for attention or validation.