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RE: Help me troll this Tinder chick
Honestly why would you waste your time on this? Go game a girl who really is DTF instead.
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RE: Help me troll this Tinder chick
Pointless, if I'm on the shitter I'll engage a fat girl who wants a "tall guy" and call her out. (See online girl hamster thread)

Other than that if they have no interest, I eject.

Use your time in a positive way by matching more girls and gaming them.

Remember your time is NOT limitless. But use it to your discretion.

EDIT: Her "not looking for sex" is classic hamster lol.

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RE: Help me troll this Tinder chick
I have a steady girlfriend in a basically open relationship, so I don't put that much effort into gaming at the moment.

I just want to have a bit of fun with this one because she seems bat shit crazy. Like 50 new tweets every day how she wants to have rough sex and be spanked etc.
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Quote:Give me a better option then

Stealing this
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How do you know it was even about you?

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Trolling her at this point would make it seem like you're butthurt because she's not interested in you. Just move on.
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This is beneath you dude. Say NEXT out loud and keep it moving. Go talk to some Asian, Latina, or Russian women online if you want to be entertained without endless no answers.

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I'd normally agree with everyone above that you should let this go, but it's pretty fucked up that she posted your face and messages on Twitter.

Did you get screen-grabs of her pictures at least?

EDIT: You also fail the Jumbotron test in several places here.

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(08-28-2014 06:09 PM)Jura Wrote:  
Quote:Give me a better option then

Stealing this

Sounds needy, let's her set the logistics, also lets her take control of the frame.

I...guess you can use it in a last attempt hail mary, but if you're using that, the battle has already been lost.

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(08-28-2014 05:56 PM)monster Wrote:  Honestly why would you waste your time on this? Go game a girl who really is DTF instead.

Because trolling is fun

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(08-28-2014 06:26 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  I'd normally agree with everyone above that you should let this go, but it's pretty fucked up that she posted your face and messages on Twitter.

Did you get screen-grabs of her pictures at least?

EDIT: You also fail the Jumbotron test in several places here.

Wait....I don't see the screen cap of her posting his face and caps ?

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RE: Help me troll this Tinder chick
I'm 90% sure it's about me because the twitter post was posted a minute after she sent me the last message.

(08-28-2014 06:16 PM)TravelerKai Wrote:  This is beneath you dude. Say NEXT out loud and keep it moving. Go talk to some Asian, Latina, or Russian women online if you want to be entertained without endless no answers.
My girlfriend is Asian so I've got that covered.


(08-28-2014 06:26 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  I'd normally agree with everyone above that you should let this go, but it's pretty fucked up that she posted your face and messages on Twitter.

Did you get screen-grabs of her pictures at least?

EDIT: You also fail the Jumbotron test in several places here.

No, she didn't post my pictures on twitter, all she posted was those 2 lines.
What is the Jumbotron test?


(08-28-2014 06:29 PM)kaotic Wrote:  
(08-28-2014 06:09 PM)Jura Wrote:  
Quote:Give me a better option then

Stealing this

Sounds needy, let's her set the logistics, also lets her take control of the frame.

I...guess you can use it in a last attempt hail mary, but if you're using that, the battle has already been lost.

Well apparently she doesn't have a car (which I think is a lie) so what else should I have said. And yes it was meant as a last option.
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(08-28-2014 06:44 PM)Tresdus Wrote:  What is the Jumbotron test?

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RE: Help me troll this Tinder chick
If she's replying to you, she's probably replying to a lot of people. She may have been a bit of a bitch, but she kept responding, which means it wasn't a dead end.

My guess? It wasn't about you. Advice? Move on, she's not giving you much, even if a little.

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(08-28-2014 06:29 PM)kaotic Wrote:  
(08-28-2014 06:09 PM)Jura Wrote:  
Quote:Give me a better option then

Stealing this

Sounds needy, let's her set the logistics, also lets her take control of the frame.

I...guess you can use it in a last attempt hail mary, but if you're using that, the battle has already been lost.

Obviously you want to set the rules; no one's debating that.
But yeah I like the line as a IDGAF conversation killer.
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(08-28-2014 06:44 PM)Tresdus Wrote:  No, she didn't post my pictures on twitter, all she posted was those 2 lines.
What is the Jumbotron test?

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(08-28-2014 06:44 PM)Tresdus Wrote:  I'm 90% sure it's about me because the twitter post was posted a minute after she sent me the last message.

(08-28-2014 06:16 PM)TravelerKai Wrote:  This is beneath you dude. Say NEXT out loud and keep it moving. Go talk to some Asian, Latina, or Russian women online if you want to be entertained without endless no answers.
My girlfriend is Asian so I've got that covered.


(08-28-2014 06:26 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  I'd normally agree with everyone above that you should let this go, but it's pretty fucked up that she posted your face and messages on Twitter.

Did you get screen-grabs of her pictures at least?

EDIT: You also fail the Jumbotron test in several places here.

No, she didn't post my pictures on twitter, all she posted was those 2 lines.
What is the Jumbotron test?


(08-28-2014 06:29 PM)kaotic Wrote:  
(08-28-2014 06:09 PM)Jura Wrote:  
Quote:Give me a better option then

Stealing this

Sounds needy, let's her set the logistics, also lets her take control of the frame.

I...guess you can use it in a last attempt hail mary, but if you're using that, the battle has already been lost.

Well apparently she doesn't have a car (which I think is a lie) so what else should I have said. And yes it was meant as a last option.

Nothing, end the conversation and move on. You've already trolled her a bit. What's next ? Call her a insecure fatty and that noone would fuck her ?

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RE: Help me troll this Tinder chick
When she said, "I'm not looking for sex",
I might've said, "I'm not talking about sex"
She might say, "What are you talking about?"
You could say, "An experience you've never had"

This may get her imagination running.

Not to say this would've saved the day, but I think it's a better shot than backing down to wanting to get to know her as a person. There's always a risk to being aggressive, but if your going to do it do it all the way.
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"I don't drive sorry."

"My Mazerati does 185. I lost my license, now I don't drive."


You're probably too young to remember the song I'm quoting (Joe Walsh's "Life's Been Good"). But I'm putting that example of an exchange down to give you a tip: try to be more fun, less aggressive.

When we meet people online, we meet a persona first, then a person second. The aggression that often works in person doesn't always work online. Women want to buy into an image. Aggression online smacks of desperation and they can smell that.

Conversely, joking around connotes bemused mastery, and they can smell that, too. But they like it.

Look at it this way. Each exchange paints a visual picture of the person on the other end. What do you want her to see? You need to paint that picture.

Get too demanding and she sees a person with the life of Screech from "Saved by the Bell." But get her laughing and she'll visualize a life that Pierce Brosnan or Charlie Harper from "2 1/2 Men" lives.

In other words, your *actual* picture is only one fraction of what this woman sees. You need to paint the rest of the scenery. We all know the good-looking guy who annoys women and can't get dates because he's too "weird." Avoid that. Paint a picture of a fun guy, living in a beach house and loving every minute of it, not a down-on-his-luck guy desperate to come to her town at the drop of a hat.

(Note: This advice goes beyond online exchanges. When I was young, I had a way of undercutting my own looks with Woody Allen-like nerdiness. A girl on my dorm hall told me this (getting to know me was a "letdown"). So this advice comes from experience.)
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(08-28-2014 06:36 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  
(08-28-2014 05:56 PM)monster Wrote:  Honestly why would you waste your time on this? Go game a girl who really is DTF instead.

Because trolling is fun

Sorry, dude. I'm siding with her. You went from 0 to 100 in the first response, and sound like you're spitting lines at her. This reads as spamming, not seduction.

Her every response is pure Millennial Girl dismissive-avoidant apathy. If you troll her, this just encourages her to be even more avoidant in future. Waste of time.

If she's: that fucking boring to talk to; obviously uninterested in you; has an inability to remotely carry a feigned polite conversation - let alone flirt in a sexy or appealing way; and is quick to attempt to publicly shame you, what other red flags do you fucking need?

In the - very unlikely chance - you fuck this chick, I guarantee you the combination of factors predicts hideous vocal fry, and:

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Thanks Onto and Days Of Broken Arrows.

My text game is pretty bad to be honest, so I try and close as soon as possible and meet them offline, but your advice helps a lot.
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A complete waste of your time and energy, chalk it up to experience and move on.
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So what are the parameters for passing and failing the jumbotron test?

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