Post: #1

http://m.golf.com/1045098/rory-mcilroy-h...-no-1-fan/

The only noteworthy piece is her instagram handle: smashley317.

smashley

SMASHLEY!

Post: #2

wb. love the idgaf attitude of the golfer.

Post: #3

Fame is the ultimate aphrodisiac these days.

Post: #4

Haha I noticed her doing that shit when it was live.

She looked pretty sexy. The video was cut short but she pulled her hair around one side of her neck and looked on towards him with a great big fuck me face while also checking out his ass.

Post: #5

Quote:But what about the “backwards hat bro” in the background? Bongiovanni had no comment on exactly how she knew him, just that she felt bad for the guy that everyone “seems to think is my boyfriend.”

Post: #6

May - Rory breaks up with fiancée Caroline Wozniaki after wedding invites were sent out. Wins European tour event that weekend.

July - Ex-fiancée wins first tennis tournament sine breakup. Media hails her for resilience. Next day, Rory wins British Open with "smashley" following him in the gallery.

Yeah, I'd say Rory is living the dream and doesn't give a fuck

Post: #7

(08-07-2014 03:03 PM)DJ-Matt Wrote:  

Quote:But what about the “backwards hat bro” in the background? Bongiovanni had no comment on exactly how she knew him, just that she felt bad for the guy that everyone “seems to think is my boyfriend.”

"she felt bad for the guy that everyone 'seems to think is my boyfriend.'"

Awww...isn't that sweet.

Judging by the disgusted look on his face I'm guessing he's her beta-orbiter who's getting a first-hand look at how "Smashley" acts when she sees a guy she's actually attracted to.

Post: #8

I like that her name is Smashley.

And certainly WB, and I'll give credit where credit is due, but she's not THAT hot. Rory can do much better.

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/dish/201...-sensation

Probably the best comment:

"She's a model? Sorry, short and needy with a portfolio of mall-quality glamor shots does not a model make."

Post: #9

Would have been perfect if hatbro poured a drink on her.

Post: #10

That WB in the bottom right hand corner of the first pic stands for "Would Bang"

Post: #11

A 10 like that has trouble written all over her. DAMN! You would have to be gay to not hit it though. Decisions, decisions.... Must be good to be Rory... If he even pumps and dumps her, she will be sqawking about it all over the place, but only a prude would judge him for it. Yolo?

Post: #12

Definetly WB [removed keyboard warrior not 10 a talk, but question how accurate those photos are]

Post: #13

Clear signs of IOI for body language noobs to spot in that short video.

Post: #14

(08-07-2014 01:36 PM)Shogun Wrote:  http://m.golf.com/1045098/rory-mcilroy-h...-no-1-fan/

The only noteworthy piece is her instagram handle: smashley317.

smashley

SMASHLEY!

From the attitude displayed while trying to get his attention I can tell that she attempts to be cold and aloof, because that worked so well on her with the Alphas she fucked.

No LTR material whatsoever. And she looks somewhat "experienced" for a 24/25 year old. I smell many cocks which have been ridden on her carousel so far. At least she tries to snatch a Provider a bit earlier, unless the age number is fake and she is in her end 20s or 30s already (age can be well hidden by a woman, unless someone digs deeper - quite a few minor celebrities run on being 30, while already pushing over 40.)

Tip for Smashley:

Wear a feminine skirt. Try to summon a feminine smile you had when you were 14 before sarcasm, bad-boy fucking and vocal-fry took over your life. Be nice and smile openly to a man you are interested in. NO - men don't see open feminine display of interest as needy. They like it.

No man ever said: "I love pussy, but I wish it were harder to get."

Post: #15

Plenty of mods on the photos...but soooo WB.

Post: #16

(08-07-2014 05:50 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  

(08-07-2014 01:36 PM)Shogun Wrote:  http://m.golf.com/1045098/rory-mcilroy-h...-no-1-fan/

The only noteworthy piece is her instagram handle: smashley317.

smashley

SMASHLEY!

From the attitude displayed while trying to get his attention I can tell that she attempts to be cold and aloof, because that worked so well on her with the Alphas she fucked.

No LTR material whatsoever. And she looks somewhat "experienced" for a 24/25 year old. I smell many cocks which have been ridden on her carousel so far. At least she tries to snatch a Provider a bit earlier, unless the age number is fake and she is in her end 20s or 30s already (age can be well hidden by a woman, unless someone digs deeper - quite a few minor celebrities run on being 30, while already pushing over 40.)

Tip for Smashley:

Wear a feminine skirt. Try to summon a feminine smile you had when you were 14 before sarcasm, bad-boy fucking and vocal-fry took over your life. Be nice and smile openly to a man you are interested in. NO - men don't see open feminine display of interest as needy. They like it.

No man ever said: "I love pussy, but I wish it were harder to get."

This^ Her outfit was wack considering how hot she is. She could have at LEAST worn a Michelle Wie style Golf skirt/Skort/oufit with a cute matching visor or a bandanna scarf. Some women, regardless of how hot they are cannot dress themselves for shit.

Post: #17

^

Women are convinced they are fashion/style experts simply because they have vaginas. I weep for the beauty that might have been when I see the hairstyles, clothes, and tattoos young women choose these days.

There's a Canadian girl here working at the gym, and she's good looking and fit but not amazing. Except she's about +3 compared to the other girls I see because she wears really nice outfits: skirts at or just above the knee with tailored blouses and polos, mostly.

Post: #18

(08-07-2014 05:50 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  

(08-07-2014 01:36 PM)Shogun Wrote:  http://m.golf.com/1045098/rory-mcilroy-h...-no-1-fan/

The only noteworthy piece is her instagram handle: smashley317.

smashley

SMASHLEY!

From the attitude displayed while trying to get his attention I can tell that she attempts to be cold and aloof, because that worked so well on her with the Alphas she fucked.

No LTR material whatsoever. And she looks somewhat "experienced" for a 24/25 year old. I smell many cocks which have been ridden on her carousel so far. At least she tries to snatch a Provider a bit earlier, unless the age number is fake and she is in her end 20s or 30s already (age can be well hidden by a woman, unless someone digs deeper - quite a few minor celebrities run on being 30, while already pushing over 40.)

Tip for Smashley:

Wear a feminine skirt. Try to summon a feminine smile you had when you were 14 before sarcasm, bad-boy fucking and vocal-fry took over your life. Be nice and smile openly to a man you are interested in. NO - men don't see open feminine display of interest as needy. They like it.

No man ever said: "I love pussy, but I wish it were harder to get."

That quote is so good it sounds like something Patrice O'Neal would have said.

Post: #19

I wonder how famous a man has to be before women are starting to throw themselves at him.

College athelete/amateur artist level?
Pro-athlete/pro-artist level?
Superstar athlete/leading entertainer level?

Post: #20

Definitely WB

She reminds me of the girlfriends of some NHLers I've met. She is the type of girl with good looks who goes full out to land a famous athlete.

Post: #21

A woman like this is hot but definitely a hit it and quit it type. It's just that a lot of athletes are kind of dumb and marry girls like this and end up getting divorce raped.

Post: #22

She was interviewed by a morning sports show here in Dork Central (DC) and was a pretty good sport about the whole thing.

Post: #23

Oh hell yeah.

Would DEFINITELY bang.

Would not marry though.

Post: #24

(08-07-2014 09:36 PM)El Chinito loco Wrote:  A woman like this is hot but definitely a hit it and quit it type. It's just that a lot of athletes are kind of dumb and marry girls like this and end up getting divorce raped.

Yea, I can never understand why these athletes seem to marry the stripper type, and get divorce raped repeatedly.

On top of that, they seem to pass around the same women. Isn't Antoine Walker's ex now on her third or fourth pro athlete? And yes, I'm kinda ashamed that I know that.

(08-07-2014 10:18 PM)Kingsley Davis Wrote:  She was interviewed by a morning sports show here in Dork Central (DC) and was a pretty good sport about the whole thing.

Dork Central

I do have a few friends in DC who are great guys, kill it everywhere, but always complain about the slim pickings amongst the women. After a few visits, I tend to agree. Lots of dorky know-it-alls and dumpy overeducated women with massive egos.

Post: #25

(08-07-2014 10:28 PM)CRR Wrote:  

(08-07-2014 09:36 PM)El Chinito loco Wrote:  A woman like this is hot but definitely a hit it and quit it type. It's just that a lot of athletes are kind of dumb and marry girls like this and end up getting divorce raped.

Yea, I can never understand why these athletes seem to marry the stripper type, and get divorce raped repeatedly.

On top of that, they seem to pass around the same women. Isn't Antoine Walker's ex now on her third or fourth pro athlete? And yes, I'm kinda ashamed that I know that.

They also have babies with a lot of the same hoes. These groupies all know each other too and there's also a website devoted to gold diggers trying to bag an athlete.

A rich athlete can sustain multiple baby mommas while they are in their prime. When they retire that's when the debt snowball really begins and they blow up their bank accounts. Then they wind up on some documentary about it.