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Not the Onion...





WYB?

Post: #2

She misspoke, she meant to say 'she has never felt sexy'

Post: #3

As expected from a whale, as soon as she stops holding the pole with all 4 appendages she rapidly starts sliding down. Unlike normal pole dancers, her weight is too big to be supported just by her legs.

Gravity 1 : Whale 0

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Dignity seems to be a rapidly disappearing trait amongst American women.

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Dancing pole cracks at 0:33.

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She doesn't mind if you stuff Doritos in her thong while she dances.

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...and I've never felt SICKER

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Post: #10

Fat cunt needs to be doing that against a tree, not a pole.

Post: #11

I laughed when the pole cracks.

Whale, the only way you're gonna be able to pole dance is if they make you a pole out of adamantium.

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+

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Post: #14

Some women are so arrogant that they think they can defy the laws of nature.

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I'm reminded of the Chris Farley Chippendales SNL skit when I see this except that one was funny because of how ridiculous an idea that women would pay to see a fat guy dancing in his underwear. This is just sad. Hard to believe this is what life in 2014 America has evolved to that she would be encouraged or is that delusional to think men want to watch her pole dance.

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Just look at the expression on her face in the video still. That is not the smile of a woman who is feeling sexy.

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Worlds heaviest poledancer. Says it all, really.

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Yeah many girls will encourage her - that in itself is a sign of delusion or actual frenemy-behavior, since girls prefer to be the most pretty in the room always.

The honest response of most of the men in the world:

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(08-04-2014 10:59 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  Yeah many girls will encourage her - that in itself is a sign of delusion or actual frenemy-behavior, since girls prefer to be the most pretty in the room always.

I'm firmly convinced the fat acceptance movement is being pushed by women who don't want more competition, fat chicks who are lazy, and girls who don't want to be judged when they let themselves go.

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The bitch can barely move on the pole, not to mention she sure as hell isn't flexible.

There is literally nothing right with this picture.

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Delusional warrior...

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[duplicate]

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Maybe she's right. Maybe it is better to be a fat pole dancer than an average one. She's a scarce commodity, a fat pole dancer. So the guys who have that weird BBW fetish get stupid slobbering over this vision from their dreams on a pole. She's getting more attention than she ever has in her life, ergo she feels sexier.

When Dos Equis guy said "stay thirsty my friends", this isn't what he meant. It sucks watching society implode.

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That can't be very safe. She is an accident waiting to happen. If I were a lawyer for the pole company, I would put a weight limitation warning on the pole, just like they have in elevators. I hate pole dancing and don't understand why men think it's sexy. To me, stripping means a woman taking her clothes off.

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(08-04-2014 08:50 AM)Cunnilinguist Wrote:  Dancing pole cracks at 0:33.

Unfortunately, though I wish it were true, that sounds like a camera taking a picture. Maybe someone can confirm or deny?

Please don't get me wrong, I wish it cracked and bent. I am shocked that she needed to share her pole dancing with the world.


Also, I think it is just a mirror bending the pole in this pic. But I would love to say she bent that, but I think it is just the mirror. Unlike women, we are men and need to try to use facts.