Post: #1

Oh yes...



http://www.cracked.com/article_21171_5-a...ppets.html

Quote:My name is Veronica Chaos, and I'm a ventriloquist clown camgirl. That sounds like a random string of words I just made up, but what it means is that I make my living performing hilariously horrifying sex acts with my dummy, Slappy, on the Internet.

Bascially, Veronica found that there was a lot of competition for live cams on the internet. So she found a niche. She'd gotten into ventriloquism, and started doing some on her cam show. Guys, given anonymity and a boner, said "HEY CAN YOU FUCK THE DUMMY?" She agreed, and her room blew up with new users.



The funny part is she discovered she loved it, and got way into puppet fucking.

Quote:Have you ever woken up after a night you can only remember in art house-movie jump cuts to find yourself sleeping next to a nightmare of a person? The next morning was kind of like that, except he was a literal nightmare and not a person. I was really embarrassed about that show for a long time, for all the reasons you would expect, but most of all because I actually liked it. Don't you just hate it when you discover you have a horrifying fetish in front of hundreds of people?

Quote:The market for this sort of thing was so much bigger than I ever imagined -- those 10 to 20 people in the room at any given time is now in the hundreds, sometimes even over 1,000. To be sure, a small percentage of those people are just there for the joke, fleeing in horror when they realize I am 100 percent serious about this, but most are devoted regulars who are very enthusiastic about what I do.

Her act escalated. She added a dildo to the puppet so she had something to fuck and suck. Then she got one that ejaculated. And filled it with blood.

Quote:If you didn't know such a thing existed, the ejaculating dildo is a camgirl staple. Everybody has one, but I realized it would be pretty silly for a dummy to ejaculate normal-looking semen (I mean, come on). At that point, I had already been mixing my own fake blood for a long time to use in our duets and skits (obviously), and it seemed like the most natural thing in the world for a murderous dummy to ejaculate fake blood.

That's right. This girl fucked a puppet and it ejaculated blood on her.

Guys, I think I might have a serious case of oneitis now. Is this what love feels like?



Unforgettably, Vericona is already married... to her puppet. She had slappy propose to her on camera and they are now engaged. But that's not the weirdest part. Become psychologically attached to him, and almost treats him like a real person.

Quote:And despite all of that, here's the part you're going to find weirdest of all:

As bizarre as it sounds, I've begun to think of Slappy as not only a real person, but my partner. I'm actually finding myself getting cold feet about our upcoming "wedding." One time, when he got lost after a live in-person performance, I was beyond distressed -- as upset as I would be if a loved one disappeared. When he turned up in a bar, I thought to myself, "Oh sure, just get drunk and wander off, that's just great."

Her website is here:
http://www.veronicafuckingchaos.com/

She has several videos for sale, including one of her dressed as Jessica Rabbit and Slappy dressed as Rodger Rabbit fucking her with a carrot.



Please be nice to her guys, I think I've found the one.

Post: #2

I thought I've seen it all in the mass dumpster known as 4chan, but this.....this is a first.

Post: #3

The above is, essentially, Cracked.com pimping a woman's cam site. It's promotion. Wonder if her hosting company buys ads on the site.

But what's disturbing is that Cracked.com is giving thumbs up to this by running an article on it, yet goes full frontal feminist anytime men express (or react to) any sexuality at all. Judging women = bad. Judging men = good. Here are three examples. I'm sure some of you can find more:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-things-i-l...file-ever/

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-uncomforta...-movement/

http://www.cracked.com/article_19785_5-w...women.html

"The goal of feminism is to remove all constraints on female sexuality while maximally restricting male sexuality" -- Roissy

Post: #4

Can I be the puppet?

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Post: #6

Wonder if she's looking for some no strings attached sex.

Post: #7

(07-19-2014 12:51 PM)lurker Wrote:  Wonder if she's looking for some no strings attached sex.

Post: #8

This reads like the screenplay for a horror slasher film. The fucked up girl finds her niche, grows closer and closer to her "partner", sees it as real, until it actually becomes real.

The final act of the movie is with the puppet killing her while she's broadcasting her show, with the mindbending ambiguous ending of "Did the puppet come to life?" or "Did she completely lose her mind and kill herself through the puppet?"

Post: #9

(07-19-2014 05:15 PM)CactusCat589 Wrote:  This reads like the screenplay for a horror slasher film. The fucked up girl finds her niche, grows closer and closer to her "partner", sees it as real, until it actually becomes real.

The final act of the movie is with the puppet killing her while she's broadcasting her show, with the mindbending ambiguous ending of "Did the puppet come to life?" or "Did she completely lose her mind and kill herself through the puppet?"

She's probably basing her schtick off of this movie:

May

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0303361/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Post: #10

I love it.

WB after giving a fake name and showing up in a clown mask and banging her in the back alley of a 7-11

Post: #11

(07-19-2014 05:15 PM)CactusCat589 Wrote:  This reads like the screenplay for a horror slasher film. The fucked up girl finds her niche, grows closer and closer to her "partner", sees it as real, until it actually becomes real.

The final act of the movie is with the puppet killing her while she's broadcasting her show, with the mindbending ambiguous ending of "Did the puppet come to life?" or "Did she completely lose her mind and kill herself through the puppet?"

It would be a better movie if instead of killing her the puppet became a pimp and turned her out so that now he would be the one making the money.

In the 70s Dolemite could have played the puppet come to life, immediately spitting out pimp couplets. "Pimp Puppet" could have been a solid addition to the Dolemite canon.

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Post: #13

My phobia of clowns is preventing me from getting an erection

Post: #14

Welp all I can say is I Hope she doesn't get splinters

Post: #15

(07-19-2014 05:15 PM)CactusCat589 Wrote:  This reads like the screenplay for a horror slasher film. The fucked up girl finds her niche, grows closer and closer to her "partner", sees it as real, until it actually becomes real.

The final act of the movie is with the puppet killing her while she's broadcasting her show, with the mindbending ambiguous ending of "Did the puppet come to life?" or "Did she completely lose her mind and kill herself through the puppet?"

You're on to something here.

Post: #16

What the fuck?

Post: #17

She enjoys a "Woody"