Post: #1

American man claims African kingdom for his daughter so she can be an actual princess.

"Jeremiah Heaton from Virginia has claimed a piece of land between Egypt and Sudan after telling his 7-year-old daughter, Emily, who sleeps in a custom-made castle bed at night (naturally), that he would one day make her an actual princess."

   
   
http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/14/american-m...s-4797666/

Post: #2

She's homely. That + princess complex = train wreck.

Post: #3

Should be titled how not to raise a daughter.

Old fashioned mothers who put family first (not the entitled princess first) IMHO never were called princesses to this extent. Although there is no clear formula how to properly raise a daughter I'd take a crack at teaching humility, how to cook and getting a non-liberal arts education. The list can be continued, but giving them a kingdom further pushes her into the realm of entitlement. Yes it's make belief, but going above and beyond will not benefit her in the future.

Post: #4

I just told my daughter to clean up the entire living room. She did it because she knows she'll be rewarded with a day out. She learned the concept if earning.

I wonder if this girl earned this castle thing. She either did a lot of chores or took a raincheck to a future disaster.

On the receiving end will be not only her dad but some blue pill dude that this very action probably helped create. Oh that and Disney.

Post: #5

I saw this earlier and thought about putting up on here. Here's a different article on the matter:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnew...ncess.html

Quote:Princess Emily, who sleeps in a custom-made castle bed, is showing signs of being a generous ruler, and said that she wants to ensure children in the region have enough food.
“That’s definitely a concern in that part of the world. We discussed what we could do as a nation to help," Mr Heaton said.
He added that Princess Emily, and her brothers Justin and Caleb, could become a driving force in the region.
“If we can turn North Sudan into an agricultural hub for the area ... a lot of technology has gone into agriculture and water”' he said. “These are the things [the kids] are concerned with.”

That made me not bother posting it. I think that's a pretty decent thing.

Post: #6

Neo colonialism much?

Post: #7

Princess Emily and King Neckbeard

Post: #8

(07-14-2014 05:25 PM)MattC Wrote:  I saw this earlier and thought about putting up on here. Here's a different article on the matter:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnew...ncess.html

Quote:Princess Emily, who sleeps in a custom-made castle bed, is showing signs of being a generous ruler, and said that she wants to ensure children in the region have enough food.
“That’s definitely a concern in that part of the world. We discussed what we could do as a nation to help," Mr Heaton said.
He added that Princess Emily, and her brothers Justin and Caleb, could become a driving force in the region.
“If we can turn North Sudan into an agricultural hub for the area ... a lot of technology has gone into agriculture and water”' he said. “These are the things [the kids] are concerned with.”

That made me not bother posting it. I think that's a pretty decent thing.

I have to disagree.

Sounds like she is already learning how to act superior to men.
Example: her using her brothers as pawns in her kingdom; "Princess Emily, and her brothers Justin and Caleb"
Let's be honest, now that she has a kingdom she feels obligated to help the little people around her. If dad can make me a princess then my brother's can be knights in my kingdom too!

I say she should go to her future agricultural hub, plant some greens and try to feed some mouths. Then when the local militia hears about it and comes storming in on the back of their pickup trucks with AK47's locked & loaded, burning everything, raping her while laughing and forcing her brother's to watch as they slowly bleed out, I wonder if she'll still feel like a true Disney Princess.

Oh wait she'll never dare to go out there because she heard they don't have a/c and it gets really hot and sticky in the summer.

Post: #9

How to create unrealistic expectations in a girl. She'll grow up to be a gold-digger and most likely a coke whore.

Post: #10

(07-15-2014 11:49 AM)SFTD Wrote:  Princess Emily and King Neckbeard

More like Empress Emily and Chief Eunuch Neckbeard ;-)

Post: #11

The royal carousel awaits her majesty when she comes of age..


All this is basically the liberal version of white man's burden.

Liberals can be some of the most hypocritical people you will ever meet when it comes to race and poverty. Their true viewpoints are revealed when you realize that a lot of these causes are just designed to attention whore and make themselves feel good. Maybe it serves as a resume booster for some of the more well coiffed liberal NGO types too. When they return to their hipster cafes they can talk about "working relief" in the third world or whatever when all the really did was lift some aid boxes and maybe pose for pics before getting sloppy drunk and railed at the local backpacker hangout.

Poppa "no balls" can claim this is about a noble mission to feed skinny africans or whatever but what it's really about is placing maximum public spotlight shine on his precious. Maybe they are hoping to milk a couple daytime talk show interviews out of this and some corporate donation money.

Post: #12

(07-15-2014 12:21 PM)El Chinito loco Wrote:  The royal carousel awaits her majesty when she comes of age..

Ok this was funny

(07-15-2014 12:21 PM)El Chinito loco Wrote:  When they return to their hipster cafes they can talk about "working relief" in the third world or whatever when all the really did was lift some aid boxes and maybe pose for pics before getting sloppy drunk and railed at the local backpacker hangout.

The social version of buying carbon offsets?

Post: #13

I think he's trying to ensure that she'll grow up to love getting fucked in the ass without lube.

Post: #14

dupe. /thread-38184.html

Post: #15

(07-15-2014 12:51 PM)Dr. Howard Wrote:  dupe. /thread-38184.html

Kingsley posted it first

(07-15-2014 12:45 PM)Alan Partridge Wrote:  I think he's trying to ensure that she'll grow up to love getting fucked in the ass without lube.

No man will ever be able to choke her hard enough