Post: #1

It's hard to remember all the funny stuff i saw in years of lurking this community.I can recall very little , but moments that shine are the following

Heartiste has a lot of funny stuff like, everytime the GBFM post at the chateau .
then Heartiste calling him a flatus

Quote:Second COTW Runner-up is none other than that flatus of nature known as da GBFM,

loxoxozozzzozooz

wheneverd da GBFM see his twelve inch lotoattss cockas againstz her milky white skin and blond puzuzyyzyzyzyzyz, dat is high contrast game!!! zllzlzzzo

Finally figured it out. The lozzololzzzlol is GBFM motorboating.

http://heartiste.wordpress.com/category/...rs/page/2/

heartiste makin poetry (the video was deleted but it was the funniest shit)
http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2013/04/1...hibboleth/



The fat shaming week at ROK
This article from Tuth http://www.returnofkings.com/34459/5-stu...top-taking
this other article by Tuth http://www.returnofkings.com/28129/the-w...nding-page
By 2Wycked http://www.returnofkings.com/35176/what-...nger-force



This outstanding article by Matt Forney (one of the best shit i ever read, it conveys a lot of emotion asides just being funny)
http://mattforney.com/2013/06/10/lindy-w...enklatura/



i think Roosh is a pretty funny writer, he tell his stories so analytically and cold which makes it much more lolzy, case in point

http://www.rooshv.com/my-firsthand-exper...ith-thirst

Quote:She did not understand what it’s like to be a man and experience the sexual torture of being fully aroused while laying next to a half naked woman without any possibility of release. A decade prior, I would endure the night, get her number, and wait four days for a date, but I wanted an orgasm right then. I didn’t want a relationship with her and I didn’t want to date her. I also had already bought her one alcoholic beverage (ten dollar investment). There is nothing about her that is superior to my prior pussy average, and I do value a good night’s sleep more than a possibly future sexual encounter a few days later, with absolutely no guarantee she’d show up. So my brain made me say the following: “But your mouth isn’t bleeding.”

Roosh's own old "about the author" at ROK

Quote:Roosh is an ugly misogynist with massive mommy issues. He created ROK in October 2012 because he has no friends. Currently he is traveling the world to have bad sex with poor girls who want to use him for an American greencard. His little penis is so ineffective at satisfying women that he has had to master the art of cunnilingus. It is absolutely certain that he will die alone in a basement alongside his massive porn collection. Sadly, his right hand is irreversibly deforming into a claw shape from excessive masturbation, causing him sharp pains when he types up one of his offensive rants. You can visit his sexist blog at RooshV.com or follow him on Twitter and Facebook.

and the most funny of all

http://www.rooshv.com/how-it-feels-like-...a-hot-girl

Quote:About a dozen or so photos were taken of me in the bar. I believe at one point a line developed. A girl I didn’t know bought me a beer, but didn’t want to talk. She just went to the bar, got my drink, and then left back to her friends. Countless Jews walked up to me, apologizing. The only time I was upstaged was when this asshole showed up in a robot costume with yellow lights and 80′s music blaring from his box head. He did breakdance moves and a crowd formed around him. I cried foul.

it would be awesome if u guys could share some lighthearted manosphere moments, the forum, ROK, other related sites, im sure there's a lot of lolz out there

Post: #2

Remember that time Roosh went to jail? Good times.

Post: #3

Mark Minter engagement.

Post: #4

From the 5 Stupid Photos article:

Quote:2. Novelty Races (Especially by Fat Girls)

The number of girls suddenly interested in doing 5Ks has mysteriously increased with the proliferation of smart phones. Why? Because it’s the perfect photo op. This is especially popular with dumpy semi-fatties, who can use their pictures as plausibly evidence that they’re actually “athletic,” and are merely genetically predisposed to being overweight (not that they spend the other 364 days of the year chugging Starbucks Milkshakes). It should come as no surprise that some of these races involve eating unhealthy junk food as part of the “challenge.”

For years I have needed a phrase to describe annoying women who weren't fat, but definitely not in good shape or attractive, yet always talked about how 'active' they were. Dumpy semi-fatties is perfect.

Post: #5

Roosh showing us how Brazilians carry their grocery bags.

That was actually the first Roosh's post I read.

Post: #6

(07-07-2014 08:27 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Mark Minter engagement.

Top that motherfuckers!

Post: #7

(07-07-2014 09:13 PM)Dusty Wrote:  

(07-07-2014 08:27 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Mark Minter engagement.

Top that motherfuckers!

"Was this beta?"

Post: #8

The funniest moment was when G Manifesto said the Manosphere sounded like a gay nightclub. Called out most manosphere readers for what they really are - a bunch of pansies. I only respect the guys who use red pill knowledge to get laid/ make money and the MGTOWs who know for sure what they want.

Criticizing racist losers in their 40s aside, its funny whenever there's a meltdown on this forum.

Post: #9

Buying a zebra.

Post: #10

I liked that time this one person got called a misogynist.

I call that time, all the damn time.

Post: #11

Edit: already mentioned

Post: #12

Most guys have probably not been here long enough to have seen the "Was this beta?" thread;

/thread-10661.html

Post: #13

I personally found the recent Meltdown March to be pretty amusing, when a bunch of long contributing members all seemed, within the same few weeks, to finally succumb to some sort of cabin fever and unsubscribed forever. The weirdest things seem to set some people off on the forum.

Also, I don't know his story, but almost every time I come on I see that the banned ACCOMIBOR is logged in. Yet sometimes he's not, so clearly the person logs off and on occasionally. I get a real Tom Waits 'What's He Building In There vibe' from him.

Post: #14

There are no ugly women in America.

/thread-14991.html

I read through this entire thread last night. Delicioustaco's post was one of the funniest things I ever read:

/thread-14991-...#pid250334

Post: #15

DeliciousTacos' interview on the Christian McQueen show priceless.

Post: #16

Billy Chubbs touched on this, but yes, anytime veteran members feel the need to announce that they're leaving the forum only to return within a month is dramatic as hell and screams juvenile.

At least pull a GMan and just disappear.

Post: #17

(07-07-2014 11:50 PM)Switch Wrote:  There are no ugly women in America.

/thread-14991.html

I read through this entire thread last night. Delicioustaco's post was one of the funniest things I ever read:

/thread-14991-...#pid250334

Just read his post, and agree, for certain one of the funniest things I have ever read.

I'm going to have the following line stuck in my head for a while "This girl looks like Andre the Giant raped Fred Gwynne and somehow created a butt baby". It's one of those situations where it will pop into my head at some point tomorrow, so I'm going to have to shut my office door to regain my composure. I hope it doesn't happen during a meeting.

Post: #18

Roosh used to post videos years ago that were all pretty damn hilarious.

"how to become a master blogger like me" had me in stitches, and "roosh cribs" was also great. Prior to 2011 or so there was a lot more droll humor in his posts.

early roissy could at times also be very funny..i remember a series on "a-hole game" in particular.

g manifesto was always good for a laugh, both when it was intentional and when it wasn't.

delicioustacos is probably the most consistently funny guy out there at
the moment.

Post: #19

The "Was this Beta?" thread definitely takes the cake. Kudos to G Manifesto for the initial jab.

Post: #20

My favorite thread is the "Saw a soccer mom reading RooshV forum" thread. It's definitely the unsung hero:

Saw a soccer mom reading RooshV forum

Post: #21

(07-08-2014 12:53 PM)Renberg Wrote:  My favorite thread is the "Saw a soccer mom reading RooshV forum" thread. It's definitely the unsung hero:

Saw a soccer mom reading RooshV forum

That shit is buried gold. One of those threads that just naturally evolves into a blossom of original, funny ass shit.

Post: #22

(07-07-2014 11:43 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  Most guys have probably not been here long enough to have seen the "Was this beta?" thread;

/thread-10661.html

Speaking as a newer poster, I think many of us have done some essential background reading here. This thread was certainly one of them.

Post: #23

Married babe co-worker wears thong underwear


Thedude3737's post kills me every single time.

Post: #24

It never became a full-fledged meme, but this thread:

I only game 10s

Makes me want to watch "Rob Roy" again.

Post: #25

(07-07-2014 08:31 PM)CRR Wrote:  From the 5 Stupid Photos article:

Quote:2. Novelty Races (Especially by Fat Girls)

The number of girls suddenly interested in doing 5Ks has mysteriously increased with the proliferation of smart phones. Why? Because it’s the perfect photo op. This is especially popular with dumpy semi-fatties, who can use their pictures as plausibly evidence that they’re actually “athletic,” and are merely genetically predisposed to being overweight (not that they spend the other 364 days of the year chugging Starbucks Milkshakes). It should come as no surprise that some of these races involve eating unhealthy junk food as part of the “challenge.”

For years I have needed a phrase to describe annoying women who weren't fat, but definitely not in good shape or attractive, yet always talked about how 'active' they were. Dumpy semi-fatties is perfect.

Just as awful as these bitches who I see bragging on social media about how they do crossfit, then I see full body shots of a fattie who may or may not be able to lift. Lifting and then downing three mcdonald's meals does not put you in good shape.