Post: #26

I'm not going to shit on her and act like she's not attractive and talented, but if you've been exposed to Colombians, either by going to the country or living somewhere in the U.S. where there are a lot of them, e.g. Miami, you'd probably see her in a different light.

In other words, chances are if you went one night to Kukaramakara in Brickell, and she was there, you probably wouldn't notice her.

I wouldn't say she's in the upper echelon of attractive Colombian women, even amongst the 35+ crowd.

Post: #27

(07-08-2014 01:55 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  She is in good shape for her age, but the Wall waits for no woman:
There are countless Latina chicks who are more beautiful than her - and a lot younger and fitter.

But it does not matter - she is successful, a mother - picking a famous soccer player as husband is not such a good choice - especially since he is younger than her, but so what. Celebrity relationships usually don't last that long.

^^^ What's seen cannot be unseen. She just crumbled before my eyes.

Post: #28

Brunette Shakira was fucking hot. I have no love for Blonde Shakira:

Post: #29

^That's why I'll never understand Colombian and Lebanese women. A good proportion look absolutely gorgeous with their jet-black hair but they all feel compelled to dye it blonde.

Post: #30

Mate send me this pic the other day (it"s from November 2017). Pubescent me had a real hard-on for Shakira but fast forward 13 years and I wouldn't...



Me thinks Mr. Pique got a bad deal.

Post: #31

Plastic surgery and exercise help, but that unforgiving wall is looming.

I'm hoping that she doesn't turn into another Madonna, marketing herself as a sixty year-old sex symbol.

Better that she uses the Linda Ronstadt model, who performed with Nelson Riddle, and later sang Mexican folk songs, after she could no longer continue as a sex symbol.

Post: #32

Piece of advice for any college guys reading this:

Hips Don't Lie is KILLER at house parties.

Girls go absolutely nuts for that song.

Post: #33

^ I go nuts for that song...