Post: #1

Note how she lied about him "grabbing" himself and that it was "R-rated" when it was just him doing a goofy dance.

I'm pretty sure she is holding an iPad, not a smartphone. Her size is so big that it looks like a regular phone.

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Post: #2

What really happened: His dancing was a 'trigger' for the time a dancing black man brutally rejected her. The ranger's dancing sent her into a hellish flashback.

Post: #3

When women like this try to talk to me I literally can't listen. I just leave. They're not people and I can't even pretend I see them as such anymore.

STOP FUCKING EATING. How on Earth does anyone get this large? It's incredible, and not in a good way.

Post: #4

Conduct unbecoming of an employee?
She engaged in conduct unbecoming of a walrus.

Post: #5

Looks like he was influenced by rhode islands dancing cop



Looks like she was influenced by the pillsbury dough boy

Post: #6

Why was he dancing?

If she tried to do that her spine would probably come apart.

Post: #7

Those are some classic Uncle drunk at a wedding moves right there. And why aren't there any "parents covering there children's eyes" in the video like she mentioned.

Post: #8

Parents weren't covering their eyes because of *him*.

Post: #9

(06-26-2014 06:04 PM)Goldmund Wrote:  

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Note how she has had to use two free passes and still doesn't know.

Post: #10

If she danced like that her heart would explode and then the earth would crack.

Post: #11

Goddamn, I hate these self-righteous "moral high ground" good samaritans fat or not.

They love to fuck up other people's lives while they're lives are complete shit. Work on your own life bitch and leave others alone.

Post: #12

When I look at her arm I can't help but think of those ham hocks that you'd see in old cartoons.

Post: #13

Turn your iPhone sideways when filmming, fattie.

Post: #14

Quote:"It wasn't something you would expect to see in Coolidge Park, or anywhere..."

You talking about a beached whale in Tennessee?


It's always party pooping narcs that ruin the fun.

White knights who can't get laid.
Fatties who can't dance.
Cunts who can't lock down a relationship.
Lames who can't take a joke.
Quadraplegics who can't walk.


Okay not the last one.
I ran out of analogies.

Post: #15

I don't know what you guys are talking about. Fat girls can dance perfectly fine.

Post: #16

Post: #17

On response to parlays video.
Never does the wave, but every dance move causes a ripple.

And.

Not sure if she danced before she inflated, or started after, either way... she keeps that up she'll start trimming up pretty quick.

All the power to her.
Better dancer than me.

Post: #18

In my back yard. My local station did its own follow up as well and apparently this guy had quite the work discipline rap sheet. Problem employee and they were itching to fire him already. Yes, fattie is fat but the guy was on his last thread at work anyhow.

Post: #19

Double post, delete...

Post: #20

(06-26-2014 07:40 PM)LaserBear Wrote:  On response to parlays video.
Never does the wave, but every dance move causes a ripple.

Note the editing. Fatty couldn't get through one take. Also note how effortlessly the thin guy moves and how he 'reads' more in time with the music.

Post: #21

Miserable fat cunt. The YouTube comments are pretty funny, some people are posting her address.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmUulr7C-o#t=10

Post: #22

(06-26-2014 07:02 PM)scorpion Wrote:  When I look at her arm I can't help but think of those ham hocks that you'd see in old cartoons.

"JerryTerrifying1 day ago

That ham planet is just pissed that moldy old dude is in better shape than her."

Post: #23

Her ugliness offends me.

When is she gonna get fired?

Post: #24

There are indeed some hilarious comments.

And as stated above, how the hell does someone get so fat? If I eat more than one heavy meal in the span of a couple of days I get sick. Is it because their bodies are just used to two pizzas per meal?

Post: #25

Her brain doesn't seem to be burning enough calories.