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Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas
What happens when a man takes women seriously when they tell him to date mature women?

He builds a harem of grandmas.

31 year old Kyle Jones has 5 grandmas on rotation, including this 91 year old.

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If you look at the comments girls are kind of weirded out by what he's doing.
06-19-2014 09:17 AM
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RE: Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas
Not givin' a fuck game recognized.

haha

Would bang the blondie, by the way.
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06-19-2014 09:20 AM
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My reaction to that picture:

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RE: Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas
The title pulled me in. This is comedy gold
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RE: Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas
Heir game recognized.

Btw, in this thread he explained how he did it:

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06-19-2014 09:44 AM
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RE: Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas
Yeah chicks will always shit on guys for going young or old...doesn't matter.
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Quote:In 2009 he met great grandma Marge in the bookstore where she was working and asked for her number. Marge, who had been single for 37 years since splitting with the father of her six children, agreed to go on a date.

Elderly ramble game recognized.
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(06-19-2014 09:52 AM)polar Wrote:  
Quote:In 2009 he met great grandma Marge in the bookstore where she was working and asked for her number. Marge, who had been single for 37 years since splitting with the father of her six children, agreed to go on a date.

Elderly ramble game recognized.

Can you imagine how wet she was when he knocked the dust?

haha I'm cracking up here.

wtf on 6 kids though. This kid must be hung like a rhinocerous to get off swimming around in that.
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RE: Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas
Oh man, that is gross and hilarious in equal measure.
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I nearly lost my breakfast seeing this...what the actual fuck...
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Real life Skwisgaar

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06-19-2014 10:08 AM
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RE: Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas
Suddenly I don't feel so ashamed for have fucked the several too-old women I've fucked. At least I didn't go this far down that rabbit hole.
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RE: Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas
Oldest i've hit was 43 yrs old...after i didn't feel on top of the world.
Different strokes for different folks. If he genuinely likes this sorta thing more power to him.
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Life Insurance/Will Game
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Oh shit, i think cattle_rustler just got outed~!
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RE: Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas
Quote:The last time [he] went back to Florida, three women he'd been dating had passed away.

Laugh6

Quote:"Sweety, I can put my leg up on his shoulder. I’m not kidding. I have pictures to prove it.

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But good for him for going after what he wants in life?
06-19-2014 11:04 AM
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God... already sick from incredible hangover.
This is not helping.
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RE: Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas
Now that's a gigalo
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(06-19-2014 12:19 PM)Samseau Wrote:  Now that's a gigalo

HAHA

That's the real question...

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When I saw the picture I literally started gagging and nearly threw up.
06-19-2014 12:41 PM
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RE: Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas
If she was wealthy, I'd fuck her as well. She can pay off my future student loans and get me a car?

I bet the BJ (when she takes out the dentures) would feel great though.

EDIT: god damn! I saw that lady from the front, I would have to be desperate or drunk as fuck to do what he is doing.
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(06-19-2014 12:55 PM)L M McCoy Wrote:  EDIT: god damn! I saw that lady from the front, I would have to be desperate or drunk as fuck to do what he is doing.

And I thought I had a drinking problem. Icon_biggrin
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(06-19-2014 09:20 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  Not givin' a fuck game recognized.

haha

Would bang the blondie, by the way.

this one?

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RE: Cougar Slayer Runs Harem of Grandmas
He took Elderly Chat too damn far.
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