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-10 Ways to Get Laid in Bloomfield, New Mexico
-5 Feminists Who will Never be Hot
-7 Reasons Why Feminists Hate Condoms
-How I Learned Women Love being Fisted
-4 Reasons Branson Beats Vegas
-Six Ways to Rock a Motorcycle Like Steve McQueen
-Why Not Smoking Cigarettes is Beta
-Should American Women be Sent to Concentration Camps?
-Why White Knights Deserve the Death Penalty
-Why Vietnamese Women are Superior to Western Women
-Why Cambodian Women are Superior to Western Women
-Eight Game Lessons from Boko Haram

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Is this an article request thread?

Post: #3

I think he's poking fun at Return of kings

Post: #4

I noticed the pattern too, but you could have put the links to the articles inside your post. At least for the not smoking is beta.

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Speaking of generators:

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That last one....

Post: #7

What's the problem? It's good-natured satire poking fun at the somewhat repetitive titles of RoK articles (although, in all fairness, it might be impossible to avoid as there are just too many articles and they all deal with the same general topic). It reminds me of the Thomas Friedman article title contest.

I'd also add:

The Art Of Receiving Fellatio
Women With Cats Are Damaged
24 Signs She's Old

Post: #8

"4 Reasons Branson Beats Vegas" made me literally laugh out loud...

Branson only beats Vegas if you're into 80 yr old chicks or meth... so many elderly tourists, and hillbilly tweakers.
Grew up near there, cracks me up when people under 90 know it exists.


Allow me to add:

13 Red Pill Lessons Hidden in Winnie the Pooh

Post: #9

LaserBear Wrote:13 Red Pill Lessons Hidden in Winnie the Pooh

Post: #10

Banging girls on the rag: A how to guide

Girls who wear animal print and the guys who love them.

Designer drugs to keep your woman in line.

Gaming midgets at the circus.

The softer side of Tuthmosis: Love poems and sonnets

Up close and personal: ROK interviews The IRT

Post: #11

(05-13-2014 01:44 PM)Thorfinnsson Wrote:  -Why White Knights Deserve the Death Penalty

7/10 would read.

Post: #12

-30 Ways To Ban Someone From An Internet Forum
-How I Banned Someone With A Broken Mouse
-You Won't Believe Why This Dickhead Got Banned
-Top 10 Animated GIFs For After Laying Down The Banhammer

Post: #13

-Have Polish Girls Jumped the Shark?
-Why Every Man Needs an Old-Fashioned Barber
-8 Items of Clothing Fat Chicks Must Stop Wearing
-Learning Game from Shakespeare
-Top 5 Reasons Mongol Women are Superior
-Are American Women Worse than the Black Plague?

Post: #14

(05-13-2014 03:20 PM)Thorfinnsson Wrote:  -8 Items of Clothing Fat Chicks Must Stop Wearing

Tuth, you know what to do.


In all seriousness fat girls need a separate store that caters to their bodies and has complimentary styles.
Fat bitches wearing body tight horizontal stripe dresses? I thought as a woman you should know fashion.

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Thorfinnsson Wrote:Are American Women Worse than the Black Plague?

Fantastic

As a side note, see this excellent random generator that spoofs the titles of the feminist underbelly of the internet - Upworthy:

http://www.upworthygenerator.com/

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(05-13-2014 03:20 PM)Roosh Wrote:  -Top 10 Animated GIFs For After Laying Down The Banhammer

I'd actually like to read this one. You guys have some really good ones.

Post: #17

I'd invite the OP to write the following articles:

-18 ways to troll a Game Forum
-6 ways to provoke forum mods
-7 reasons why every Alpha Male must troll a forum

Post: #18

(05-13-2014 03:47 PM)xpatplayer Wrote:  -18 ways to troll a Game Forum

(05-13-2014 03:20 PM)Roosh Wrote:  -Top 10 Animated GIFs For After Laying Down The Banhammer

Post: #19

Aw come on. This thread was hilarious!

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Post: #21

Nothing to see here, gentlemen.

   

Post: #22

Hahah

Post: #23

Quote:-Eight Game Lessons from Boko Haram

Post: #24

(05-13-2014 04:09 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  Nothing to see here, gentlemen.

I don't like how no matter what situation that IRT is faced with, he doesn't care. He is super aloof. Life is just for his amusement.

The Most Interesting Troll in The World.

Post: #25

I haven't been here long, but this was a pretty high level troll job. I'd say the best (non-moderator-instigated) since I've been here.

Here's my recommendation for an ROK piece... 'Top 10 troll jobs in RVF history'

Would this thread make the cut? Where would it place?