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Beta buys girlfriend New Corvette - guess her reaction!
Thanks to Danger & Play who tweeted this little gem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj4LW_06BY4

It should be a lesson to all those Beta males. And he even proudly uploaded the shit totally oblivious to the female psychology!!!!
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05-04-2014 05:32 AM
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This is cringe worthy. This man has no sense of self worth or shame.

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05-04-2014 07:07 AM
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Guy doesn't know how to do this sort of thing.

You need a young, big titted girlfriend to appreciate these cars and then you take them out for a jolly nice ride. Then floor it and make her tits jiggle all over the place.

Women like power, she didn't even seem to understand the word.
05-04-2014 08:15 AM
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First of all, that car, like so many that come out now, is pretty boring looking compared to corvettes of like like twenty - thirty years ago.

Second, guys shouldn't buying girls these kinds of big presents. She's probably going to let some alpha bad body take her for a spin in it.
05-04-2014 08:36 AM
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She is gonna get so much dick in that car.
05-04-2014 10:32 AM
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(05-04-2014 10:32 AM)Jaydublin Wrote:  She is gonna get so much dick in that car.

Dick? Yes. His dick? No.

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05-04-2014 10:39 AM
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Buying a girl an expensive gift like that is just going to make her wonder if she can upgrade and get a better boyfriend. "If he's willing to buy me a NEW CAR, there must be an even cooler guy that wants me. Maybe not enough to buy me a new car, but he's out there."
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For this money, he could spend a year or two on a tropical island just doing whatever he wants. Girls younger than his girlfriend would throw themselves at him. He could have a different girl every night if he wanted, or have a few on rotation, or just one, but much younger and hotter.

Like the saying goes, a fool and his money are soon parted.
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Betas.

They think women want the same as men. What a waste of money.
05-04-2014 11:08 AM
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Who's he kidding? He bought that shit for himself.

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05-04-2014 11:23 AM
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(05-04-2014 11:08 AM)Glaucon Wrote:  Betas.

They think women want the same as men. What a waste of money.

That was my thought. A black on black corvette might be HIS dream car, but I doubt its hers. Audi convertible, BMW convertible, Mercedes SLK...more likely what's she's pining for. Just a guess. Have any guys on this forum ever had a girl say to them "You know what my dream car is? A black corvette! With a black interior!"
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(05-04-2014 11:23 AM)The Father Wrote:  
(05-04-2014 11:08 AM)Glaucon Wrote:  Betas.

They think women want the same as men. What a waste of money.

That was my thought. A black on black corvette might be HIS dream car, but I doubt its hers. Audi convertible, BMW convertible, Mercedes SLK...more likely what's she's pining for. Just a guess. Have any guys on this forum ever had a girl say to them "You know what my dream car is? A [b]black[/b] corvette! With a black interior!"
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(05-04-2014 11:23 AM)The Father Wrote:  Betas.


That was my thought. A black on black corvette might be HIS dream car, but I doubt its hers. Audi convertible, BMW convertible, Mercedes SLK...more likely what's she's pining for. Just a guess. Have any guys on this forum ever had a girl say to them "You know what my dream car is? A black corvette! With a black interior!"

The guy had way too obvious Beta behavior, she was way too cold and bitchy, as girlfriends usually are after some time with a Beta. The car was of course more to his liking, but he made follow-up vids of her driving it - she was even less happy in those vids.

From my experience most girls prefer more feminine cars - Mini Cooper, VW Beetle etc.

Besides - even if you are a billionaire and wish to make a LTR, mistress happy you buy the car for yourself and just give it to her for use. Most young girls would be quite thrilled to just use it - that is old school mistress 101. The same goes for appartments and other big-ticket items.

I bet that same chick would be crazy happy about a bag of skittles by the right Alpha guy!
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05-04-2014 12:11 PM
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Tenderman's going to love driving that around.

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05-04-2014 12:16 PM
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(05-04-2014 12:11 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  I bet that same chick would be crazy happy about a bag of skittles by the right Alpha guy!

Spot on. I hope that alpha guy makes a video of it too and uploads it to youtube.

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(05-04-2014 10:39 AM)Sargon of Akkad Wrote:  
(05-04-2014 10:32 AM)Jaydublin Wrote:  She is gonna get so much dick in that car.

Dick? Yes. His dick? No.

lol, my thoughts exactly!

Fuck buying a woman a car like that, spend it on yourself and get laid more.
05-04-2014 01:40 PM
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There seems to be something more to her reaction...more than just him being a loser beta buying a car she doesn't even like. I think she was about to break up with him and just realized it's going to be messy now.

"...it's the quiet cool...it's for someone who's been through the struggle and come out on the other side smelling like money and pussy."

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(05-04-2014 10:39 AM)Sargon of Akkad Wrote:  
(05-04-2014 10:32 AM)Jaydublin Wrote:  She is gonna get so much dick in that car.

Dick? Yes. His dick? No.

Exactly what I am saying. This has got to be one of the dumbest things he could have done.
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Fast forward to 5:30 - In exchange for this expensive vehicle, she gives him an awkward hug and a peck on the lips.

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What's the opposite of "game recognized"?
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that girl gives zero fucks. He could have bought her a mazda miata and a day at the spa and she would have been 10x more excited.

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She honestly looks annoyed she had to take time out of her day to drive the car around. She probably wanted to finish watching her favorite soap.

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She doesn't react like an infatuated woman who was given a massive gift by the man she loves. If I had any guess, she's been using this shmo for cashola, gifts, and vacations in exchange for tepid sex. She was probably fine using a guy for gifts in the $X,XXX range, but she feels a little guilty about him going overboard. Probably just mirroring his interests in conversation (the easiest way to get along with someone) and he went ahead and got her the gift he should have given himself.
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Most of the comments on YouTube are calling her an ungrateful bitch. Better comment:

Quote:my wife looks more surprised when i make the bed 
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