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Quote:Single mum sets big rule for suitors: Hands off for 50 dates

CRYSTAL CLEAR: Krystle Daly, of Bli Bli, is looking for Mr Right but she has a few rules first to keep herself and her four-year-old daughter Dakoda free of broken hearts.

KRYSTLE Daly is looking for love but a potential beau will have to agree to one golden rule: "Hands off until we've been on 50 dates".

The 27-year-old single mother, of Bli Bli, called for her future soulmate on the Sunshine Coast Community Board on Facebook "if there are any genuine, normal guys out there who are looking for the right girl".

She warned that she was sick of seeing men who are just looking for "one thing".

"I thought how cool would that be if someone was willing to do 50 dates," Ms Daly said.

The attractive, sports-mad actress and model said she wanted to protect her four-year-old daughter Dakoda, so Mr Right had to show commitment.

Her online post attracted about 100 likes and plenty of comments, mostly supporting her quest.

After less than a day, Ms Daly has managed to get two possible first dates.

"It is really hard out there," she said.

"I have gone on dates and I have met people and they tend to just want the one thing and I am not about that.

"I've had my heart broken a couple of times and it is going to be hard to build my trust.

"I want to meet somebody who wants to be like best friends - a soulmate.

"If I try this challenge, I might find the one."

But the prospective suitor will have to be willing to wait until after he's won Ms Daly's heart before he gets even as much as a kiss.

Ms Daly is keen to help all singles on the Coast by holding an event to help reduce the number of lonely hearts in the region.

She is a member of the Beerwah Rugby League team and will appear as an extra in Parer's War on ABC on Sunday at 8.30pm.

If you are a sports fan who loves camping and fishing, email Ms Daly at [email protected] or find her on Facebook.

Source:http://m.sunshinecoastdaily.com.au/news/single-mum-sets-big-rule-for-suitors-hands-off-for/2236019/

I can't help but laugh. What kind of used tampon of a male signs up for this?

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If they have sex accidentally at date 49, will she file for a rape accusation?

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Assuming that she sticks true to this hilarious rule, she's actually guaranteed that she will be pumped and dumped. No one other than a player who keeps himself busy with other options and keeps her on the back burner could be bothered to stay in touch with her for so long. I should know, I do that all the time. I call it "slow cooker game".

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A follow-up article says she's "stunned by the support" she got. Which leads me to wonder whether it's female or male support. They don't say.

She actually pretty good-looking, which probably is what lets her be so deluded. Here is a link and I'm not posting the pic because daughter is in it with her. The kid shouldn't have to pay now for her mom's lack of judgement -- she will when mommy inevitably chooses the wrong guy to be with. Again.

http://www.sunshinecoastdaily.com.au/new...t/2237126/

PS: The comments under that article aren't supportive. Examples:

"Sounds to me like 50 free dinners!"

"It's hard to take seriously somebody who wants to set the bar high to protect her daughter, but puts a picture of her 5 year old daughter in the paper."

"Did Ms. Daly apply her "Hands off until we've been on 50 dates" rule with her daughters father and was he not "MR Right" ?"

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She might make it to 50 dates - just not with one guy. And she will quickly rationalize away the instant fucks she had with the Player, because that does not count - he was certainly not Mr. Right. But he was soo much like the Alpha father of her daughter....

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Anyone man of value who comes across this broad:

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This bitch is going to be single forever.

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(04-23-2014 03:41 AM)spalex Wrote:  This bitch is going to be single forever.

I highly doubt that.

Do not underestimate the thirst of betas.

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(04-23-2014 03:13 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  The kid shouldn't have to pay now for her mom's lack of judgement -- she will when mommy inevitably chooses the wrong guy to be with. Again.

The kid already has. Mum has a white trash name (spelt incorrectly, of course). Daughter has a white trash name (spelt incorrectly, of course).

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I MIGHT go with her to 50 sexless dates if she cooks tasty and healthy non-supermarket food for each of these dates, feeds me enough for the whole day and I can carry what I haven't eaten to my home and finish the next day, plus I will bring my dirty laundry that she will clean and iron, that I will pick up at next date, plus while I eat she entertains me with interesting stories of her various (non-sexual) adventures and rich life experiences covered with wit and sparkling humor.

But, let's be honest here - what else except sex can she really offer to me?

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Her hamster made her crazy. The reverse situation would be:

"Brony declares: No dates before 50 sex sessions"

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(04-23-2014 02:36 AM)Glider Wrote:  

Quote: "if there are any genuine, normal guys out there who are looking for the right girl".

Well, she just disqualified all normal guys. No normal guy would go on 50 dates before sex.

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Ahahahahaha. Ahahahaha!!! Funny she grew up in the same town as me.

Her Facebook profile for anyone who is curious (not posting photo on here as main profile pic has daughter included): https://www.facebook.com/krystlechris.gardham?fref=ts Funny thing is you scroll down and she's shared a couple of extremely ironic memes given her situation (including one about a hamster)

It would also appear that on Jan 27 she updated her status to 'In a Relationship'. So what happened there?

Would I bang? Hell yes. Would I go on 50 dates with her? Hell no... sounds like she's watched the Adam Sandler/Drew Barrymore movie.

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She's a classic bogan, Australia is full of women like her.

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I would strongly suspect a guy who went 50 dates without making a move on a single mom of being a perv trying to get at her daughter.

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(04-23-2014 05:28 AM)Rutting Elephant Wrote:  I would strongly suspect a guy who went 50 dates without making a move on a single mom of being a perv trying to get at her daughter.

And that could possibly be her motive. Women love drama. A molested kid is like a lottery to a lot of them. (Not being sarcastic -- I've seen single moms put their kids in harms way enough to think something deeper is going on. You can only make so many "accidents.")

If she got a newspaper article out of her dating idea, she could probably get a book deal or TV movie if she got her daughter molested.

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(04-23-2014 05:34 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  

(04-23-2014 05:28 AM)Rutting Elephant Wrote:  I would strongly suspect a guy who went 50 dates without making a move on a single mom of being a perv trying to get at her daughter.

And that could possibly be her motive. Women love drama. A molested kid is like a lottery to a lot of them. (Not being sarcastic -- I've seen single moms put their kids in harms way enough to think something deeper is going on. You can only make so many "accidents.")

If she got a newspaper article out of her dating idea, she could probably get a book deal or TV movie if she got her daughter molested.

I don't think any of us would be surprised if this was the case.

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The higher price you put on something the higher the "perceived value" it has.

That's why iPhones cost a nickle to make but sell for $600.

That's how women work. It's all hype. If she was a virgin she might have a chance with this hustle.

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(04-23-2014 03:43 AM)Glaucon Wrote:  

(04-23-2014 03:41 AM)spalex Wrote:  This bitch is going to be single forever.

I highly doubt that.

Do not underestimate the thirst of betas.

The problem is that the only betas who'll put up with this aren't even betas; they're omegas and she'll be repelled by them. But they'll be the only ones who'll stick around.

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(04-23-2014 08:36 AM)Vox_All_Day Wrote:  

(04-23-2014 03:43 AM)Glaucon Wrote:  

(04-23-2014 03:41 AM)spalex Wrote:  This bitch is going to be single forever.

I highly doubt that.

Do not underestimate the thirst of betas.

The problem is that the only betas who'll put up with this aren't even betas; they're omegas and she'll be repelled by them. But they'll be the only ones who'll stick around.

Ahh yes, the ultimate female dilemma...

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I'd hit it and it wouldn't take 50 dates to do it.

She'll fold and give up the gash. They always do.

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Could you imagine if a guy actually went along with this, and after the 49th date this woman says "I don't think this relationship is working out, I want to break up".

The guy would go postal...

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(04-23-2014 05:28 AM)Rutting Elephant Wrote:  I would strongly suspect a guy who went 50 dates without making a move on a single mom of being a perv trying to get at her daughter.

After 50 dates, the daughter might be legal.