Post: #1

I'm 16 year old and I'm already embarking on a "Dead Bat" style trip. I don't know whether to feel depressed or ecstatic. Anyway, I'm going to Germany this summer for 6 weeks. I'll live on my own in an apartment in a small town near Cologne but all my basic needs e.g. food and clothing will be provided for. I basically have unlimited time every day unless I get a casual summer job. I'm of exotic appearance but I'm also very short and haven't worked out much. I want to fuck.

Problem is, how will I find hot girls roughly my age and how will I fuck them?

Post: #2

(04-04-2014 07:08 PM)Rising Sun Wrote:  I'm 16 year old and I'm already embarking on a "Dead Bat" style trip. I don't know whether to feel depressed or ecstatic. Anyway, I'm going to Germany this summer for 6 weeks. I'll live on my own in an apartment in a small town near Cologne but all my basic needs e.g. food and clothing will be provided for. I basically have unlimited time every day unless I get a casual summer job. I'm of exotic appearance but I'm also very short and haven't worked out much. I want to fuck.

Problem is, how will I find hot girls roughly my age and how will I fuck them?

I cant help but laugh with this thread..

Post: #3

This thread is so juvenile.

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling

Post: #4

Look, I'll either have invaluable training for a future international playboy lifestyle or I'll have six weeks of chronic boredom. Let's have some advice.

Post: #5

(04-05-2014 05:51 AM)Rising Sun Wrote:  Look, I'll either have invaluable training for a future international playboy lifestyle or I'll have six weeks of chronic boredom. Let's have some advice.

Better start mentally preparing for it now, trust me on that

Post: #6

"I'm of exotic appearance but I'm also very short and haven't worked out much. I want to fuck.

Problem is, how will I find hot girls roughly my age and how will I fuck them?"

Post: #7

Is this forum funded by the DPRK? How will that get me banned?

Also, it can't be that hard. Rather than patronize me, how about you tell me the complications of my situation?

Post: #8

(04-04-2014 07:08 PM)Rising Sun Wrote:  I'm 16 year old and I'm already embarking on a "Dead Bat" style trip. I don't know whether to feel depressed or ecstatic. Anyway, I'm going to Germany this summer for 6 weeks. I'll live on my own in an apartment in a small town near Cologne but all my basic needs e.g. food and clothing will be provided for. I basically have unlimited time every day unless I get a casual summer job. I'm of exotic appearance but I'm also very short and haven't worked out much. I want to fuck.

Problem is, how will I find hot girls roughly my age and how will I fuck them?

Oh so you want us to tell you how to score with underage girls... I see

ps. I would imagine you would fuck them with your exotic looking very short dick.

Post: #9

Rising Sun,

I have no idea if you are trolling or not. It seems (doesn't mean it's true) that you are being rather aggressive for a new poster.

Usually results in guys messing with you.

Get more aggressive/abrasive usually a ban occurs, just trying to be helpful here.

There is a lot of material that can be searched and read on this forum.

Best of luck.

Post: #10

RisingSun, I am not German (so take what I say with a grain of salt), but I think you will have a tough time unless you try and get into a social circle and go from there. I'd get a gym membership at a place a lot of young people go to, and try and make friends there, the get invited to parties.
Also drinking age in Germany is 16, so maybe you could go to some clubs, I'd search on the forum for that.

Post: #11

Quote:ps. I would imagine you would fuck them with your exotic looking very short dick.

You can image me, a teen male, having sexual intercourse all you like.

Whatever rocks your boat.

Quote:Best of luck.

Thanks, I'll take your advice.

Quote:RisingSun, I am not German (so take what I say with a grain of salt), but I think you will have a tough time unless you try and get into a social circle and go from there. I'd get a gym membership at a place a lot of young people go to, and try and make friends there, the get invited to parties.
Also drinking age in Germany is 16, so maybe you could go to some clubs, I'd search on the forum for that.

That'd be great, thanks.

I was wondering whether at my age it would be viable to travel to the big cities from my outlying town to get girls or whether I should stay close to my apartment and not deal with transportation and girls' parental restrictions.

Post: #12

Juvenile troll is juvenile.

Post: #13

Go to Cologne.

Post: #14

English may not be the OP's first language, maybe we can cut the guy some slack for the "juvenile" business...

That said, day game in Cologne (e.g. chatting up chicks along the Rheinpromenade) is probably his best bet.

Post: #15

(04-07-2014 08:18 AM)WD-40 Wrote:  English may not be the OP's first language, maybe we can cut the guy some slack for the "juvenile" business...

That said, day game in Cologne (e.g. chatting up chicks along the Rheinpromenade) is probably his best bet.

Come on, don't be so sensitive.

As for my own "juvenile" remark, it could have been taken a number of ways due to the wink at the end of it. OP chose to take it defensively and continued to mount the aggressive responses from there, proceeding further into troll territory.

Honestly, it's generous his post is even allowed given the nature of the forum and the draconian laws concerning the age group he's discussing. Considering the majority of posters here are American, it's no mystery that people would be hesitant to take a question worded in this way on.

His question could have been asked without even one mention of age and the same principles would apply, for the most part. But the main thing is that anyone who can't handle the amount of light heckling that was going on - before he escalated it by being defensive - doesn't belong on this forum.

Maybe it's a matter of age and maturity. So be it. But not belonging is not belonging, whatever the reason. It's not up to us to go easy on 16 year olds just so they can participate. If they want to jump in with the big boys, they'll just have to figure out how the big boys communicate.

That's how male interaction has always worked and how it will continue to work.

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling

Post: #16

(04-07-2014 10:53 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

(04-07-2014 08:18 AM)WD-40 Wrote:  English may not be the OP's first language, maybe we can cut the guy some slack for the "juvenile" business...

That said, day game in Cologne (e.g. chatting up chicks along the Rheinpromenade) is probably his best bet.

Come on, don't be so sensitive.

I am not being sensitive, I am being generous because the OP made me laugh

Quote:Problem is, how will I find hot girls roughly my age and how will I fuck them?

I have the inside scoop on how it works with German girls in that age bracket (have a female relative in Germany who is around the OP's stated age). It is pretty much 90% social circle driven, the rest is parties and pop concerts. As for cold approach, hell, you can try...

Linking my post on general game tips for Germany here: /thread-24746-...#pid676200

Post: #17

Thanks for your help. I'll go to Cologne and try to chat some girls up. I'm fluent in German.

Quote:If they want to jump in with the big boys, they'll just have to figure out how the big boys communicate.

I'll jump on the big boy bandwagon after I've defiled some beautiful, blonde-haired German maiden with my exotic, non-Aryan dick.

Post: #18

You're not impressing anyone with your bluster. Have some humility.

Post: #19

@OP Laber doch kein Scheiss hier Rotznase ;-)

Post: #20

Let us know how it goes for you, Rising Sun.

I'll tell you something though: not everybody can cut it in Germany.

Post: #21

If there's radio silence I probably haven't cut it .