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Fat Chick Gets Stuck in Storm Drain Trying to Get Phone
This is almost too perfect.. it's from the NY Post, so it might be staged, but it's yet another reason to add to the seemingly infinite list of why women need to not be fat. Coupled with the obsession with phones..


Not wanting to lose the phone, she hopped in the drain to try to fish it out. But getting into the drain proved easier than getting out.
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Just 16 years old and fucking fat. Probably the most exercise she has had in a while.

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It's things like that which cause people to drop the pounds. Once they realize that despite being told their beautiful whatever the size, that in fact the world isn't made for people like them they are thoroughly shamed and act upon it.

'Drain shame girl in weight loss transformation' - I give it a year.
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I love a good fat fail. This story reminded me of this picture.

[Image: 5v22351366.jpg]
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(04-04-2014 12:19 PM)bacon Wrote:  I love a good fat fail. This story reminded me of this picture.

[Image: 5v22351366.jpg]

To tell the truth, I would have walked around him and did not help.
04-04-2014 12:21 PM
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"If I help you, you'll never learn. "
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It would have been really funny if that rescue dog peed on her.
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Anyone remember the "Rosie in the Well" skit from the Man Show?

http://www.hulu.com/watch/380195

at about 17:00
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Thanks Soup.

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The shameful thing is this is real. I turned on the news this morning in the UK and she was actually there being interviewed..
I watched dumbfounded for about 30 seconds before turning over to Bloomberg.
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I'm trying to understand how she got stuck legs first in there. Did she slip?

Imagine you were walking down the street and you came upon fat chick who was stuck in a drain.

You are just minding your own business and .. whoa! there's a fat chick sticking out of the ground.

And, even though she's stuck, she looks jolly too.

She just doesn't have the upperbody strength to lift her rotund ass out of that square hole.

Someone could write an entire play about this.
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How did she remove the grating?
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"How did she remove the grating?"

^She saw a box of Twinkies beside her phone, which gave her the strength to lift it.
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I still have hunch that this is fake.. it's too much. She's even wearing a white shirt so it's easier to see all the shit and muck on her.
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(04-04-2014 12:19 PM)bacon Wrote:  I love a good fat fail. This story reminded me of this picture.

[Image: 5v22351366.jpg]

Haha this pic made my day!! EPIC FAIL!!!
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It'd make a great advertising stunt for some gym or fitness center.

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This is great. Round peg in a square hole.
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(04-04-2014 12:19 PM)bacon Wrote:  [Image: 5v22351366.jpg]

You know, if he was in the vegetable section, fallen over beside a celery bin...maybe I'd help...

But of course this mess fell while reaching for more 12 packs and two litres of sugary, sugary pop. Deserves the pain. I bet he can walk too if he tried; he just chooses not to because the mild pain in his atrophied ankles and knees 'hurts too much'.
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Dem big titties. She lost that kangroo pouch she might have a great body butter face. Dumb as a rock too.
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(04-04-2014 04:25 PM)soup Wrote:  Someone could write an entire play about this.

"The Importance of Being Slender"
"The Taming of the Appetite"
"Gentlemen Prefer Models"
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(04-04-2014 05:36 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  
(04-04-2014 04:25 PM)soup Wrote:  Someone could write an entire play about this.

"The Importance of Being Slender"
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"A Woman of no Slimness"
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Girls have no shame, do they? Probably the most embarrassing thing that's happened in her life and she's happy for it to be blasted all over the internet and even milked it up on TV.
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(04-04-2014 05:50 PM)Alpha_Romeo Wrote:  
(04-04-2014 05:36 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  
(04-04-2014 04:25 PM)soup Wrote:  Someone could write an entire play about this.

"The Importance of Being Slender"
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"Porkerella"
"A Woman of no Slimness"
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