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I've spent the last week in one of the hidden gems of Croatia, Kratko selo, and can't wait to share this wonderful location with the fellow RVF members.

What is Kratko selo?

   

Kratko selo (literally: "short village") is a small town on the boundary between the Croatian plains and mountains. It is located about half an hour's drive away from the medium city Karlovac (pop 60 000). With only a few thousand inhabitants and being nestled in the wilderness, it would be a forgettable place if not for one small detail: due to cheap accommodation, clean air and relative isolation, it has recently become a major site for conferences, wilderness tourism and sports and cultural events.

   

And what sort of training, you ask? Well, as you guessed it from the picture, it is a favorite resort for cultural groups that promote our heritage dances like "kolo", modern dances like "jazz dance", as well as international disciplines like the majorettes. All of these groups are predominantly female and made up of young women who keep themselves healthy and fit through these fun activities. The quality is incredible. I'm used to Croatian girls and I was still drooling most of the time.

Many groups or troupes in this field come here for tourism or training for various regional festivals and competitions. You can guess what happens next: a small town overflowing with hot girls, all of them with toned bodies in great shape!

   

Most of these activities are fairly demanding and/or traditional, meaning that members are prohibited from partying, smoking, drinking or eating junk food. But it's just a screen: these girls are in their primes, away from their homes (sometimes for the first time in their lives!) without serious supervision - of course they're going to party! While there is no such thing as an official disco, drop by some of the local caffes in the evening and you'll see them packed as if this were a major city with a large party scene. It's like shooting fish in a barrel!

What's more, the town is the exact opposite of a sausage fest and bitch shields are very low. What Roosh wrote about Croatian girls requiring lots of game all goes out of the window. You'll feel like you're in Siberian Russia! Don't forget to bring your California ID

With so many girls in party mode, you might get approached just from walking around, particularly if you look like you're there for sports and can show off a good body. At least that was the case for me. Two bangs literally fell into my lap from very little effort, as well as several numbers If I had more time, I could have cleaned up!

   

(Hint: be sure to stay at a good hotel or apartment so you have your own place, because these girls are staying in dorms and you probably won't be sneaking in to use the bathroom; save yourself the hassle and get some nice accommodation where you can bounce after a drink and walk)

Kratko selo has a mountainous climate: cold and snowy in the winter, and fresh in the summer. It is the most populated during spring, early summer and early autumn.

What are you waiting for? Find a place to stay and book your ticket right now!

p.s. Tinder, being based on actual distance in miles as opposed to naming a place, will be your friend. Be warned that cell and data connections can be spotty; after all it's a mostly wilderness area

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Fuck, it's april 1st.

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You dare question my two super-easy bangs? Off to the pyre with you!!

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(04-01-2014 01:45 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  You dare question my two super-easy bangs? Off to the pyre with you!!

I'm on my way up to Zagreb tomorrow with my bro and some of my cousins from Croatia here. My bro and I are from Canada. Really think it's worth the visit?