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Polish song for Eurovision 2014 and possible anthem for RVF. For those not knowing it is a tacky song contest organized by European national broadcasters which has gone started with Western European countries in the 50ies to which EE countries were joining since the fall of the Eastern Block.





DONATAN FEAT. CLEO – SLAVIC GIRLS LYRICS
[Chorus: Cleo] x2
We’re Slavic girls
We know how to use our charming beauty
Now, shake what your mama gave, ya!
Clap your hands to this music
This is our nature
This is our call
This is our hot Slavic blood
[Verse 1] The special thing we have in our genes
Makes us proud of our natural shapes
On our lips you have everything you need
Cream and butter tastes so good
We prepare for you delicious food
Our beauty’s famous all over the world
You’ve got to see it for yourself and then you will know…

[Chorus: Cleo] x2
We’re Slavic girls
We know how to use our charming beauty
Now, shake what your mama gave, ya!
Clap your hands to this music
This is our nature
This is our call
This is our hot Slavic blood
Just clap your hands with us and move your beat
Clap your hands with us and feel the beat
Clap your hands with us and move your hips
Clap your hands with us and feel the beat

[Verse 2] Slavic girls are wicked and also smart
Look at this if you search for the one
‘Cause beautiful ladies look as a cake
You better try them before it’s too late
Bring out a bottle to make her feel good
If you don’t believe us we can give you sweet proof
Our beauty will always take your breathe away
We show you bake and you understand
[Chorus: Cleo] x2
We’re Slavic girls
We know how to use our charming beauty
Now, shake what your mama gave, ya!
Clap your hands to this music
This is our nature
This is our call
This is our hot Slavic blood
Just clap your hands with us and move your beat
Clap your hands with us and feel the beat
Clap your hands with us and move your hips
Clap your hands with us and feel the beat

http://wiwibloggs.com/2014/02/28/lyrics-...dy/41021/#

This year it's going to be fun with the Ukrainian - Russian conflict in the background and people voting for one or another to support them against the other. Not sure if that song is serious or just trolling... calling for slavic sorority with the current scenario in Eastern Europe.

Ukraine goes with this:





Russia goes with:

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That was funny... BTW Anyone know who the brunette is in the first video? (The one with the tattoos.). You see her face at 1:29.

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WTF, Ukraine and Russia singing in English? I'd give them negative points for that. The Ukrainian video is trying to be an American pop video, the Russian is just boring. Horrible. The Polish song is pretty horrible as well (like most songs on the Eurovision are) but least they sing in Polish, and they have gorgeous women on their video, but that expression "Now, shake what your mama gave, ya!" just sounds too American to me again, unless the Polish do have such expression. Fuck this stupidity of everyone trying to incorporate American pop culture into their own. It's boring and detracts from your work.

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(03-29-2014 10:27 AM)RexImperator Wrote:  Anyone know who the brunette is in the first video? (The one with the tattoos.). You see her face at 1:29.

She appears to go by the pseudonym Luxuria Astaroth:





Go to the YouTube video, check the "About" section, and you can see the names of the models.

The blonde appears to be Aleksandra Ciupa:

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More of that here:





She has interesting facial features.

Looks a lot different without makeup, though.

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(03-30-2014 12:21 PM)RexImperator Wrote:  More of that here:





She has interesting facial features.

Looks a lot different without makeup, though.

You sure it isn't he milky substance that she is using to keep her young?

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To all the players in the Netherlands, you guys better hit this Eurovision thing up

Edit: ^^^ those eyes are amazing!

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(03-30-2014 12:21 PM)RexImperator Wrote:  She has interesting facial features.

Looks a lot different without makeup, though.

Some Polish website has photos of her without makeup:

Luxuria Astaroth BEZ MAKIJAŻU! (March 26, 2014)

Post: #9

also watch the parody, which is about men who don't give a fuck.

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(03-30-2014 03:26 PM)Icarus Wrote:  

(03-30-2014 12:21 PM)RexImperator Wrote:  She has interesting facial features.

Looks a lot different without makeup, though.

Some Polish website has photos of her without makeup:

Luxuria Astaroth BEZ MAKIJAŻU! (March 26, 2014)

I don't speak Polish but apparently she has been trying to be the Polish Megan Fox or something and yet has gained some weight recently:

http://www.pudelek.pl/artykul/64759/luxu...na_filmem/



Google Translate is kind of messy...but some comments come out as rather hilarious:

Quote:This plump I do not like ... like a piglet

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Her face is sort of weird - kind of like a cat face, if that makes any sense.

I guess make up can really make such a huge difference.

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I agree - there's an attraction-repulsion thing going on.

Found this on another Pudelek link:

http://www.pudelek.pl/artykul/55159/17-l...w_ryjquot/

Quote:Luxuria Astaroth, who's real name is Luluka Astafev and has its roots Ukrainian, Russian and Chinese, appeared in the music video for the song Donat We do not like to do. There is also at his concerts, where he pours a liquid having remind sperm and licks churn. No wonder that she was invited to star as Good Morning TVN.

Here's she was looking more normal, just last year:



Some of these Slavic girls are quite striking but they are also heading towards the wall like a Bugatti Veyron.

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(03-30-2014 03:26 PM)Icarus Wrote:  

(03-30-2014 12:21 PM)RexImperator Wrote:  She has interesting facial features.

Looks a lot different without makeup, though.

Some Polish website has photos of her without makeup:

Luxuria Astaroth BEZ MAKIJAŻU! (March 26, 2014)

That's actually the best makeup to no makeup transition I've ever seen. Most major pop stars look like the have cancer in their face when you take the makeup away.

And all those videos: wb, wb, wb, wb, wb, wb, wb, wb, wb...

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The Russian equivalent of the Polish Eurovision song:

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The premise was ridiculous, but Russian Girls blew the competition out of the water. That brunette buffing the left headlight-lawd

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^^^ haha that's on a whole 'nother level as far as the sexy girls... The Polish video was more humorous about it.

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Hmm..I dated a German girl that looked alot like this chick..Im gonna have to ask if shes part polish also..

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That video about the Russian girls is what dreams are made of!!!!

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Yet another Polish Rap video with Luxuria Astaroth, this time in platinum blonde:

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More photos of the blonde, Aleksandra Ciupa:

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lol, eurovision... has never been about the quality of the music.

But those Slavic submissions, my god, they really sink to a whole new level. At least the Netherlands is doing decent with a classier and prettier girl than those bimbos

Post: #22

(03-30-2014 03:26 PM)Icarus Wrote:  

(03-30-2014 12:21 PM)RexImperator Wrote:  She has interesting facial features.

Looks a lot different without makeup, though.

Some Polish website has photos of her without makeup:

Luxuria Astaroth BEZ MAKIJAŻU! (March 26, 2014)

I think she looks much better without the make-up. It's strange, there's something I really like about how she looks in this picture. I know a girl from Portugal who looks vaguely similar.

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(03-31-2014 07:07 AM)Teedub Wrote:  

The right pic, makes me think robot - dunno why.

Post: #24

Does anyone know how/when to watch this live? By far one of my favorite threads BTW

Post: #25

Hey, I might start watching this crap this time -- sound off. I always hated this gay-fest w/ the silly eurohouse songs. You have to sit all sorts of Bulgaro-rock, Finn-grunge, Turkpop or Maltese jodeling and, frankly, who needs that.

But it seems my female Slavic cousins managed to increase the entertainment value.