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Wall Survivor - Susana Hoff
Bearing in mind she was born in the 1950s and has two kids (one of whom is an adult) - not bad

Oddly enough she ended up marrying the dude that directed the Austin Powers movies

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Big fan.

I always love that thing that she did with her eyes. It got me every time.
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I don't know who this woman is, but considering she's close to 60 I have to say she looks incredible.
03-25-2014 10:55 PM
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(03-25-2014 10:55 PM)Teutatis Wrote:  I don't know who this woman is, but considering she's close to 60 I have to say she looks incredible.

You dont know who she is?!

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(03-25-2014 11:10 PM)Thomas the Rhymer Wrote:  Dupe thread

Ah but she is two years older now Wink
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(03-25-2014 11:07 PM)JJ Roberts Wrote:  You dont know who she is?!

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Ahhh, the Bangles singer, damn, I used to like that girl, always thought she was pretty. Wait, she's almost 60??? I'm feeling old.
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30+ years of aging:

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03-26-2014 01:32 AM
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I honestly don't see my much aging there, not even remotely close to 30 years. 10 maybe? WTH is going on here? The woman looks to be in her mid-30s, about 20 years younger than her real age.

I did a google search, and all pics look the same, there's no photoshopping. I did notice one big thing, her skin is incredible, which, along with her slim physique and good genes seems to have done the trick and turned back the clock.

WB, without a doubt.
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That chick has aged very well. The best wall survivor I have seen.

Reminds me of Sarah Palin - who looks better now than she did 20 years ago.
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Now this is the kind of wall survivor I have tremendous respect for...has kids and *shocker* still with her man, probably did not ride the cock carousel too much ...true champion amongst women.
She should be the poster child for all women;good mother, supportive partner to her man, looks to be a sweet feminine person.
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(03-26-2014 02:10 AM)DWF Wrote:  I honestly don't see my much aging there, not even remotely close to 30 years. 10 maybe? WTH is going on here?

light & healthy eating, exercise, good sleep, emotional support (good marriage) and stability with affection, no or very little booze, sunscreen, and POSITIVE THINKING.

People aren't SUPPOSED to look like bloated withered canvas sacks. Too much booze and carbs for most.


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She's on HGH. Good for her.

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Clap

As usual for all wall survivors:

- slenderness
- long hair
- absence of tattoos


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Possibly the best wall survivor I've ever seen.

In an ideal world, you want to be a cad until your about 45, marry a girl 20 years younger with Susanna's genetics, and when your pushing 80 this is what your wife looks like.

Take care of those titties for me.
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Let's talk about HGH. Does that shit help women stay looking young? If so how come more people aren't doing it?

Really hope people can fill me in on this.
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(03-26-2014 12:00 PM)Dusty Wrote:  Possibly the best wall survivor I've ever seen.

In an ideal world, you want to be a cad until your about 45, marry a girl 20 years younger with Susanna's genetics, and when your pushing 80 this is what your wife looks like.

That's if you don't want kids. If you do, you need to marry at like 32 the latest.
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(03-26-2014 01:37 PM)megatron Wrote:  
(03-26-2014 12:00 PM)Dusty Wrote:  Possibly the best wall survivor I've ever seen.

In an ideal world, you want to be a cad until your about 45, marry a girl 20 years younger with Susanna's genetics, and when your pushing 80 this is what your wife looks like.

That's if you don't want kids. If you do, you need to marry at like 32 the latest.

Why would you not be able to have kids above 32 years of age?

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(03-26-2014 01:32 AM)Professor Fox Wrote:  30+ years of aging:

[Image: 01-susanna-hoffs-before-and-after.jpg]

I rubbed out more than one load watching her on MTV back in the 80's.

WB yet today.

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Amazing. Looks like a 31 year old woman I dated a year ago. Jaw-dropping for her age.

Maybe the trick is to: "walk like an Egyptian."
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(03-26-2014 02:15 AM)cardguy Wrote:  Reminds me of Sarah Palin - who looks better now than she did 20 years ago.
Can we assume that Glen Rice has a magical penis?
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I've always like this Bangles song best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu_pNeqAQ-U

It's:

Susanna Hoffs

That's with two n's and an s on the end.
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She should be crowned " The queen of wall survivors " , not just because of how well she aged, but also because of her achievements ( kids + stable relationship with her man + stuck with her man for a long time).
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