Post: #1

If there were a fighting tournament with all the members here squaring off, who would come out on top?

I would probably get whooped by some of the guys here, so I'd be one of the managers, like Jimmy Heart

This thread is all in good fun so don't start any real beefs.

From what I've read, I think MikeCF could probably kick every single members' ass, so my vote goes to him.

Post: #2

I'd fight because I'm a sucker for punishment, but I know at least several guys would ring my bell.

Post: #3

Dupe
/thread-18819.html

Post: #4

Samseau. He's the Eddy Gordo of the RVF

Post: #5

Holy shit my memory must be fucked up, because I didn't remember screwston's thread until now.

Sorry for the dupe, guys!

I see that at least I'm consistent with who I picked would win.

Post: #6

I'll go with MikeCF or Tuthmosis. Something about Tuth tells me he can fight well in real life and is secretly the member of some covert special ops or mercenary group.

Post: #7

Fisto. He said he's been part of the national wrestling team, and in the North Dakota oil sands thread said he trained with Rampage before his fight with Jon Jones.

Post: #8

(02-22-2014 07:17 PM)Screwston Wrote:  Dupe
/thread-18819.html

Not really a dupe, that thread was about who would you box, whereas this thread is about who would win in a no-rules RooshV forum mega-deathmatch.

My vote is for El Mechanico. Mike CF I'm sure will beat him up a bit but I just know deep in my heart that one of El Mechanico's bikini girls will toss El Mech a weapon just as he's about to lose, and that will turn the match, because MikeCF only brought his Danger-and-play knife and El Mechanico's bikini girls will be tossing him AUTOMATIC WEAPONS.

Then El Mechanico will have an orgy with his girls to celebrate, and everyone will be firing bullets into the air.

If you don't understand what I mean by weaponised bikini girls, check out this video of El Mech's previous harem:

Post: #9

Fisto.










Second place.

Post: #10

I think Fisto is the only professional fighter here, right?

Post: #11

No weapons? Fisto

Anything goes? Including guns, grenades, El Presidentes' and Cutlass Supremes? Either Ali or Mech.

Post: #12

^ Fisto was an army ranger, so he wins that, too.

Post: #13

(02-23-2014 02:11 AM)MikeCF Wrote:  ^ Fisto was an army ranger, so he wins that, too.

That's just unfair....

Post: #14

How big is fisto/mikecf?

I think i remmeber one of them talking about lifting once and it was a lot

Post: #15

I'm no slouch. But.

Fisto is elite. It's an entirely differnt level.

When you lock onto someone who was "born to do this," you know it immediately.

My training partner growing up was 2d in state and wrestling and recruited by dan gable to wrestle at Iowa.

Eveything about those guys is different. Bones are harder, more explosive muscles, better balance.

Post: #16

Fisto is 200lbs+ and over 6 foot.

He's disqualified from the RVF FC due to his pro status. He can no longer murder people in amateur events.

He can be the honorary ref, judge and ring girl.

Post: #17

(02-23-2014 02:28 AM)MikeCF Wrote:  I'm no slouch. But.

Fisto is elite. It's an entirely differnt level.

When you lock onto someone who was "born to do this," you know it immediately.

My training partner growing up was 2d in state and wrestling and recruited by dan gable to wrestle at Iowa.

Eveything about those guys is different. Bones are harder, more explosive muscles, better balance.

Not a fan of wrestling, but I do know that Gable and Iowa are definitely elite.

Iowa is like the Alabama(football) of college wrestling.

Post: #18

(02-23-2014 02:28 AM)MikeCF Wrote:  Eveything about those guys is different. Bones are harder, more explosive muscles, better balance.

They are a different breed.

I like how Bernard Hopkins recently described himself as an alien. Ha

"You're dealing with a Different Animal"

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This should be like the Roman Coliseum. For example:

Fisto vs 2 Police Dogs

Fisto vs MikeCF with a baseball bat

Fisto vs 10 average Dominican guys

Fisto vs 20 average Filipino guys

Stuff like that.

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I think we should have a Roosh Fight Club, seriously!

I think it would be cool to have a "fight night" at meet ups.

I think "fighting" is the answer for a lot of guys. Not street fighting but controlled live sparring. There's nothing like it.

If anyone in San Francisco wants to fight, I can arrange for headgear and gloves.

Post: #19

(02-23-2014 04:33 AM)Giovonny Wrote:  I think we should have a Roosh Fight Club, seriously!

I think it would be cool to have a "fight night" at meet ups.

I think "fighting" is the answer for a lot of guys. Not street fighting but controlled live sparring. There's nothing like it.

If anyone in San Francisco wants to fight, I can arrange for headgear and gloves.

I'll be this guy while you all beat the shit out of each other...

Post: #20

Shit just got real lol.

But seriously, if people do this, wear mouth pieces. We don't need a bunch of players rollin around the bay missing their tongues. A good uppercut and that bad boy can fall right out of there.

Post: #21

(02-23-2014 03:11 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  Fisto is 200lbs+ and over 6 foot.

He's disqualified from the RVF FC due to his pro status. He can no longer murder people in amateur events.

He can be the honorary ref, judge and ring girl.

I've often wondered would life would be like as a guy that big. You're immediately bigger than most and taking up space and dominating a room. No one would ever fuck with you.

When you get into the 6'3 and up 200lb and up category you're the male version of a female 9 as viewed by other males, or a human version of a male silverback.

Example:

You can tell someone like this has come from a long line of Alpha cavemen.

Post: #22

I'm 6', 202 lbs. My podcast co-host is 6'1" and 218.

It doesn't suck:
http://dangerandplay.com/2013/12/23/from-fit-to-big/

Post: #23

At 5'9" and 160lbs I'm not even in the race.

This will be my role:

Post: #24

You're bigger than Mayweather, Vicious...don't be so hard on yourself haha.

Post: #25

I'm a fucker, not a fighter.

Literally and figuratively.